Weirdest online personal ad you've seen?

[HappyScrappy]

wow, that is totally what I' post if I coudl find a free service... oh wait, I think craigslist is free... hot damn, here I come

 

[Mysterio]

Why Billy has breasts by Elite.

 

[Mysterio]

lol, I just saw this one:


"Albino Midget Humpback seeks Siamese Twins for Threesome"

By the way what in hell were you looking at Darktooth to get a such an ad....makes me wonder what kinda of sites you browse man.

 

[Mysterio]

Well, I was on the "Transsexual hypochondriacs with grey nipples" personals, and that weird ad popped up... needless to say, I was furious!

See that's why your looking at that garbage man.

 

[Mysterio]

Garbage?! I think not! Would you say this was garbage?:

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Name: Greta Polchzak
Age: 46
Location: Alabama

How Greta describes herself:

4'7", 236 pounds, fit, metal leg brace on right leg, silk stocking on left leg with multiple cigarette burns on the knee cap area, buzzed head, pierced (actually, fishing accident) eyebrow, DD boobs with AK47 bullet nipples, loves to wear Hello Kitty thongs, and is a great gespacho cook!

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Now, Mysterio, should I hit it? lol..............................

Darktooth your an unusual individual for sure.