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Weird night last night.

Scotsman

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So it started out like a normal wednesday, met my brother at the gym. Things got strange at first when I realized I now have a fan club when I squat. People come over to watch and I am a little creeped out by it. Then one of the trainers comes over while we are in the new machine area a goes "wow I though I'd never see you guys over here" He was on the borderline of a full lisp and think he may have been checking out my bro :worried: Then the most roided out woman I have ever seen comes in, she was probably close to 6' tall, overall great competitive shape, but she is the first woman I have ever seen that actually lumbered along while moving and on the stair machine.

Then we decide to get some Wendy's for dinner (since my brother is a pussy and didn't want to go to the Indian/Nepalese restaurant in the same parking lot). Upon entering Wendy's we ran into a group of mexican clowns (like face paint, funny clothes, and wigs type clowns) they were all speaking spanish. At this point I ask my bro "Does it ever feel like you've walked into a Farside sketch". Then while waiting for our food some little girl is also waiting and is staring at me like I have six heads or something. Then my brother goes "You know what you really need?" No what "A cod piece". That's my bro though a bit odd. Then the little girls sandwich comes and she was looking away so I said "Hey your foods up" she jumped grabbed the sammy and ran off, to which my bro says "good work on scaring her" to which I replied "No I think you did that with the cod piece comment.

So after eating I went home baked brownies and watched blade runner.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?
 
That has weird written all over it.....

And mail me some brownies please...thank you....
 
I would think you would have the fan club during push presses and shrugs
 
Scotsman said:
So after eating I went home baked brownies and watched blade runner.
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BROWNIES AND BLADE RUNNER???
that IS fucked up!
 
bran987 said:
They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?
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My mother, let me tell you about my mother.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
THAT is an odd feeling when people come over to watch you. it has happened only once or twice that I know of, but I know how you feel. Bleh.

About the little girl, she prolly thought that she saw Shrek and was too affraid to say hi. ;-) just messin bor

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
THAT is an odd feeling when people come over to watch you. it has happened only once or twice that I know of, but I know how you feel. Bleh.

About the little girl, she prolly thought that she saw Shrek and was too affraid to say hi. ;-) just messin bor

Whiskey
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LMAO, my friends and family nicknamed me Shrek after seeing that movie. I have a cousin who only refers to me as Shrek now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
So it started out like a normal wednesday, met my brother at the gym. Things got strange at first when I realized I now have a fan club when I squat. People come over to watch and I am a little creeped out by it. Then one of the trainers comes over while we are in the new machine area a goes "wow I though I'd never see you guys over here" He was on the borderline of a full lisp and think he may have been checking out my bro :worried: Then the most roided out woman I have ever seen comes in, she was probably close to 6' tall, overall great competitive shape, but she is the first woman I have ever seen that actually lumbered along while moving and on the stair machine.

Then we decide to get some Wendy's for dinner (since my brother is a pussy and didn't want to go to the Indian/Nepalese restaurant in the same parking lot). Upon entering Wendy's we ran into a group of mexican clowns (like face paint, funny clothes, and wigs type clowns) they were all speaking spanish. At this point I ask my bro "Does it ever feel like you've walked into a Farside sketch". Then while waiting for our food some little girl is also waiting and is staring at me like I have six heads or something. Then my brother goes "You know what you really need?" No what "A cod piece". That's my bro though a bit odd. Then the little girls sandwich comes and she was looking away so I said "Hey your foods up" she jumped grabbed the sammy and ran off, to which my bro says "good work on scaring her" to which I replied "No I think you did that with the cod piece comment.

So after eating I went home baked brownies and watched blade runner.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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So what's the wiered part? Doesn't this happen to everyone?
 
Scotsman said:
So it started out like a normal wednesday, met my brother at the gym. Things got strange at first when I realized I now have a fan club when I squat. People come over to watch and I am a little creeped out by it. Then one of the trainers comes over while we are in the new machine area a goes "wow I though I'd never see you guys over here" He was on the borderline of a full lisp and think he may have been checking out my bro :worried: Then the most roided out woman I have ever seen comes in, she was probably close to 6' tall, overall great competitive shape, but she is the first woman I have ever seen that actually lumbered along while moving and on the stair machine.

Then we decide to get some Wendy's for dinner (since my brother is a pussy and didn't want to go to the Indian/Nepalese restaurant in the same parking lot). Upon entering Wendy's we ran into a group of mexican clowns (like face paint, funny clothes, and wigs type clowns) they were all speaking spanish. At this point I ask my bro "Does it ever feel like you've walked into a Farside sketch". Then while waiting for our food some little girl is also waiting and is staring at me like I have six heads or something. Then my brother goes "You know what you really need?" No what "A cod piece". That's my bro though a bit odd. Then the little girls sandwich comes and she was looking away so I said "Hey your foods up" she jumped grabbed the sammy and ran off, to which my bro says "good work on scaring her" to which I replied "No I think you did that with the cod piece comment.

So after eating I went home baked brownies and watched blade runner.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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What was in the brownies?


People stare at me all the time. Usually kids or teenagers.
 
Scotsman said:
So it started out like a normal wednesday, met my brother at the gym. Things got strange at first when I realized I now have a fan club when I squat. People come over to watch and I am a little creeped out by it. Then one of the trainers comes over while we are in the new machine area a goes "wow I though I'd never see you guys over here" He was on the borderline of a full lisp and think he may have been checking out my bro :worried: Then the most roided out woman I have ever seen comes in, she was probably close to 6' tall, overall great competitive shape, but she is the first woman I have ever seen that actually lumbered along while moving and on the stair machine.

Then we decide to get some Wendy's for dinner (since my brother is a pussy and didn't want to go to the Indian/Nepalese restaurant in the same parking lot). Upon entering Wendy's we ran into a group of mexican clowns (like face paint, funny clothes, and wigs type clowns) they were all speaking spanish. At this point I ask my bro "Does it ever feel like you've walked into a Farside sketch". Then while waiting for our food some little girl is also waiting and is staring at me like I have six heads or something. Then my brother goes "You know what you really need?" No what "A cod piece". That's my bro though a bit odd. Then the little girls sandwich comes and she was looking away so I said "Hey your foods up" she jumped grabbed the sammy and ran off, to which my bro says "good work on scaring her" to which I replied "No I think you did that with the cod piece comment.

So after eating I went home baked brownies and watched blade runner.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I know the feeling all too well... It seems that people are always scared of anyone that is more than 6 feet tall, 250+, and built... What gym do you workout at??
 
eat big said:
What was in the brownies?


People stare at me all the time. Usually kids or teenagers.
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Betty crocker's packaged goodness.

Yeah I get the "oh no it's godzilla look a lot"

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Betty crocker's packaged goodness.

Yeah I get the "oh no it's godzilla look a lot"

Cheers,
Scotsman
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How tall are you again??
 
Gambino said:
what kinda weight do you sq with scots? i'm guessing 600-650???
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Not sure right now, I just changed my stance up so I am still taking it light. I was hitting the hole with 315 last night as it was my light workout. Going to try and nail 700+ by years end.

Beefcake- I train at Better Bodies in Westminster.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
6'2" closer to 6'4" if I have my work boots on.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Well, in the pics I didn't think you looked that scary..... ;)
 
Scotsman said:
Don't you get grumpy with me young lady. ;)

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I will if I want to! So there!! Where's my brownies??

And yes, Snuggly is it!!
 
TheProject said:
I have one word for you:

Snuggly.
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I have some words for you.

"I know where you live man, and who your friends are."

Damn you for bringing that back up I can only hope that velvett doesn't see this since she started the whole thing.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I have some words for you.

"I know where you live man, and who your friends are."

Damn you for bringing that back up I can only hope that velvett doesn't see this since she started the whole thing.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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LMAO
 
jenscats5 said:
I will if I want to! So there!! Where's my brownies??

And yes, Snuggly is it!!
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Someone is about to get a timeout. You're brownies will get there when I say they get there and not one minute sooner.

Don't you start that shit too :mad:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Someone is about to get a timeout. You're brownies will get there when I say they get there and not one minute sooner.

Don't you start that shit too :mad:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I wonder if I could spend karma to change your title.
 
Scotsman said:
Being as I outweigh you karmically you probably don't want to start that one. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Hmmmmm -- I could do it..... hehehehehe :evil:
 
jenscats5 said:
Hmmmmm -- I could do it..... hehehehehe :evil:
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If my title changes (especially to snuggly) not only will there be no brownies, but no more accent talk, and I'll definitely not be nice to you anymore.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
If my title changes (especially to snuggly) not only will there be no brownies, but no more accent talk, and I'll definitely not be nice to you anymore.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You're no fun..... :worried:
 
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