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Weird dream...

Bulldog_10

Bulldog_10

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Ok...So last night I had the weirdest fucking dream ever. Me and my parents were cutting down these huge bushes in front of some house with those electric hedge trimmers. So after we're done, we took these bulldogs and started cutting their feet off! We thought it was normal, and the bulldogs didn't even seem to mind.

It seemed like it was a normal thing to do, like how some people trim the ears of their dogs (I forget which breed). And my father looks at me and says, "The bulldogs will probably cry when we cut their feet off, but it won't be too bad...it's good because they'll know that whoever cuts their feet off has military training." And the bulldogs didn't even make a noise, not a whimper or anything.

So then when we were done, we put all the feet in a bag, and we put the bulldogs in another bag...like a brown paper shoppping bag. And I asked my mother..."Aren't we supposed to put them in the fridge?" And she said, "yeah, we'll put them in there later."

And then it was over.

Any dream analysts out there?


(Oh, I also had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!)
 
Bulldog_10 said:
Ok...So last night I had the weirdest fucking dream ever. Me and my parents were cutting down these huge bushes in front of some house with those electric hedge trimmers. So after we're done, we took these bulldogs and started cutting their feet off! We thought it was normal, and the bulldogs didn't even seem to mind.

It seemed like it was a normal thing to do, like how some people trim the ears of their dogs (I forget which breed). And my father looks at me and says, "The bulldogs will probably cry when we cut their feet off, but it won't be too bad...it's good because they'll know that whoever cuts their feet off has military training." And the bulldogs didn't even make a noise, not a whimper or anything.

So then when we were done, we put all the feet in a bag, and we put the bulldogs in another bag...like a brown paper shoppping bag. And I asked my mother..."Aren't we supposed to put them in the fridge?" And she said, "yeah, we'll put them in there later."

And then it was over.

Any dream analysts out there?


(Oh, I also had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!)
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That's what happens to you Red Sox fans after a while, you start getting delirious because of the curse!!

;)

lol@ the hamburger eating you. Visions of the cartoon of the 2 guys stranded on the island together. After a while with no food they start looking like hotdogs and hamburgers to each other.
 
BileStew said:
That's what happens to you Red Sox fans after a while, you start getting delirious because of the curse!!

;)

lol@ the hamburger eating you. Visions of the cartoon of the 2 guys stranded on the island together. After a while with no food they start looking like hotdogs and hamburgers to each other.
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THIS IS THE YEAR! Sox are definitely takin it home this time. The yanks can't even beat the D-Rays on opening day with their huge payroll.


The curse is OVER!


(And I must admit, I stole the hamburger dream from seinfeld)
 
Bulldog_10 said:
THIS IS THE YEAR! Sox are definitely takin it home this time.

The curse is OVER!
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You do realize you guys say that every single year don't you?

Not that I can say much though. I do the same thing with the Dolphins.
 
Bulldog_10 said:
THIS IS THE YEAR! Sox are definitely takin it home this time. The yanks can't even beat the D-Rays on opening day with their huge payroll.


The curse is OVER!


(And I must admit, I stole the hamburger dream from seinfeld)
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lol, I am SO bumping this thread in October for you when the Yank's win number 27.

And the Rays will be good this year. They will not finish in last. Look for Toronto to take their place.
 
slickdadd said:
You do realize you guys say that every single year don't you?

Not that I can say much though. I do the same thing with the Dolphins.
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haha...of course I realize that...but THIS really is the year :p At least I can rest my laurels on the pats accomplishments. ;)
 
Bulldog_10 said:
haha...of course I realize that...but THIS really is the year :p At least I can rest my laurels on the pats accomplishments. ;)
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Seriously, what's up with Pedro, are the reports true that his fastball has lost it's velocity, low 90's now?

He still scares me with the mixture of junk he still can throw!
 
BileStew said:
Seriously, what's up with Pedro, are the reports true that his fastball has lost it's velocity, low 90's now?

He still scares me with the mixture of junk he still can throw!
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Pedro actually scares me...I think he's lost alot in the past few years. Although I love his attitude! Did you hear his comments about sergio garcia? That was great!

But now we got schilling, so pedro doesn't have to carry us...and maybe we'll actually score some runs for him this year!

This is the year...I'LL be the one who is bumping this in october!!!!
 
Bulldog_10 said:
Ok...So last night I had the weirdest fucking dream ever. Me and my parents were cutting down these huge bushes in front of some house with those electric hedge trimmers. So after we're done, we took these bulldogs and started cutting their feet off! We thought it was normal, and the bulldogs didn't even seem to mind.

It seemed like it was a normal thing to do, like how some people trim the ears of their dogs (I forget which breed). And my father looks at me and says, "The bulldogs will probably cry when we cut their feet off, but it won't be too bad...it's good because they'll know that whoever cuts their feet off has military training." And the bulldogs didn't even make a noise, not a whimper or anything.

So then when we were done, we put all the feet in a bag, and we put the bulldogs in another bag...like a brown paper shoppping bag. And I asked my mother..."Aren't we supposed to put them in the fridge?" And she said, "yeah, we'll put them in there later."

And then it was over.

Any dream analysts out there?


(Oh, I also had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!)
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it shows that you are unhappy with your job, or something you regularly do in life. you realize it is bad, but you do not stop, hence the lack of the remorse when chopping the feet.

it also is tied to your parents poorly bringing you up, because you did it with them, and looked up to them and asked them questions about it.
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the hamburger one means your gay
 
BileStew said:
No, what did he say? I missed it.
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You remember when he threw at garcia and garcia talked shit about pedro? Well, basically pedro was just like "Who is Sergio Garcia? He's a no one. When he establishes him self as a winner after ten years in this league, then he can say something to me...I'm Pedro Martinez. Who is he?"

That was a rough paraphrase...but it was all in the attitude. It was great...it was on sunday conversation or something. Good shit.
 
Bulldog_10 said:
You remember when he threw at garcia and garcia talked shit about pedro? Well, basically pedro was just like "Who is Sergio Garcia? He's a no one. When he establishes him self as a winner after ten years in this league, then he can say something to me...I'm Pedro Martinez. Who is he?"

That was a rough paraphrase...but it was all in the attitude. It was great...it was on sunday conversation or something. Good shit.
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LOL, it was Karim Garcia, not Sergio Garcia. Sergio is a professional golfer who used to get abused for taking almost forever to hit a shot by standing over it and waggling his club a bazillion times.

lol still, and yes, I did see it and found it rather funny.

I can also picture Pedro throwing at Sergio too while he's standing over a 3 foot putt to win the Masters, then in his backstroke...BAM!!! A fastball from the gallery knowking him over.
 
BileStew said:
LOL, it was Karim Garcia, not Sergio Garcia. Sergio is a professional golfer who used to get abused for taking almost forever to hit a shot by standing over it and waggling his club a bazillion times.

lol still, and yes, I did see it and found it rather funny.

I can also picture Pedro throwing at Sergio too while he's standing over a 3 foot putt to win the Masters, then in his backstroke...BAM!!! A fastball from the gallery knowking him over.
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Sissy golfer...yankee...same thing.








BTW, I'm retarded. ;)
 
Bulldog_10 said:
THIS IS THE YEAR! Sox are definitely takin it home this time. The yanks can't even beat the D-Rays on opening day with their huge payroll.


The curse is OVER!


(And I must admit, I stole the hamburger dream from seinfeld)
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Dammmn...I pray your right...I am at the vommit level with the Yanks..!!
 
Bulldog_10 said:
LOL...I didn't even know we scored. I don't get ESPN2...how pissed am i right now? (hint: very).
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I just turned it on. I forgot they were on tonight. Plus, I'm busy jumping back and forth between the Womens Final Four and The Soprano's.
 
BileStew said:
I just turned it on. I forgot they were on tonight. Plus, I'm busy jumping back and forth between the Womens Final Four and The Soprano's.
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Screw you. ;)

I'm watching the game on that stupid ESPN GameCast...it sucks! If I didn't have shit to do, I'd go to a bar to watch it...but of course, I had to procrastinate and leave all this shit until the last minute :redhot:
 
Bulldog_10 said:
Screw you. ;)

I'm watching the game on that stupid ESPN GameCast...it sucks! If I didn't have shit to do, I'd go to a bar to watch it...but of course, I had to procrastinate and leave all this shit until the last minute :redhot:
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You're not missing much.

Best line of the Soprano's tonight. Christopher says to Tony:

You're so hard up, you'd fuck a catchers mitt.

LOL
 
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