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Weighted Vest Fag.
- Thread starter ChefWide
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Oh how the lord has bestowed upon me a future so filled with promise, so overflowing is my cup that I can do naught but raise my hands on high and sing the praises of the king of kings.
I will tread lightly until the appointed hour, stirring neither man nor beast from childs slumber, then with a wave of my hand will I unleash a conflagration so cruel, so malevolent, that the very foundations of all that men hold true will crumble as I pass. The maelstrom I conjur from beyond the voices of hope or reason will lay low the mighty pillars and split the pages from time immemorial in the shattered glass of rolling brimstone.
Beware the Smoove, crusher of hopes, render of worlds.
Yes, it has finally come to pass that The Vest has accepted my gift of a wee training session at the gym.
Tomorrow.
It's leg day.
A hush falls over the eastern front....
I will tread lightly until the appointed hour, stirring neither man nor beast from childs slumber, then with a wave of my hand will I unleash a conflagration so cruel, so malevolent, that the very foundations of all that men hold true will crumble as I pass. The maelstrom I conjur from beyond the voices of hope or reason will lay low the mighty pillars and split the pages from time immemorial in the shattered glass of rolling brimstone.
Beware the Smoove, crusher of hopes, render of worlds.
Yes, it has finally come to pass that The Vest has accepted my gift of a wee training session at the gym.
Tomorrow.
It's leg day.
A hush falls over the eastern front....
majutsu
Well-known member
Why isn't this on the best of elite yet? The image of a metrofag confusedly staring in awe at the koran and box cutter in his hartman carry-on as he's hauled off by patriot act goons . . . Having to be signaled to answer his phone . . . The shakes, the hair flip, the vest . . . THE HORROR ... THE HORROR ...
GoldenDelicious
New member
y'all can laugh, i want one of those vests. where do you buy them?
notice how fat guys all have huge calves? hmmmmmmm
notice how fat guys all have huge calves? hmmmmmmm
GoldenDelicious
New member
ok just saw a picture of the vest. changed my mind. unless they come in silver with yellow pinstripes, theyre just too 
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