Wearing colars up

[Synpax]

I noticed a lot of guys are not wearing shirts with colars up. I see it on the streets, on the trains, at the gym or at the clubs.

This rediculousness needs to stop. And I have made it my personal mission.

These last few weeks everytime I see some young punk with his shirt colar up, I come up behind him and say "quit being stupid, retard" and put the colar back down. Then I give him a pat on the ass and say "keep your nose clean, sonny."

So if you come round my hood, best not have your colar up like some kind of hippie.

I'm taking applications for people who want to join my crew and keepin' on the looking for these fruit monkeys. If you're interested, post here and we'll see if you have what it takes on join the Colar Police.

 

[string_bean00]

I wear the collar up on a certain jacket I own.



If you can pull off the look, go for it. Just don't look like an assclown.

 

[ZKaudio]

don't knock style unless you the fab 5 or some shit... everyone has their own. I rock collar up on most of my denim jackets... don't tell me you're one of those guys who has a mock neck zip cardigan that you fold the collar over on...

 

[Bulldog_10]

If you wear your collar up, you are a fucking big time loser...I'm allowing no exceptions on this one...sorry.

 

[The_Ghost]

Hey it was really cool, IN 1987!!!!!!!!!!!!

smack the assclowns who do this lol.

 

[Synpax]

Excellent. I hereby deputize Bigdawg and Bulldog as officers in the collar police.

I also have recently learned how to correctly spell the word 'collar.'

ZKAudio - please post up your street address so that I or one of my deputies may setup a stake-out at your house.

 

[ChefWide]

Collar up is a clear sign of Schlongus Suckatosis.

 

[d3track]

was it still in in 87?

the only guys i see with the collar up weigh in at about 2 bags of chicken breasts, so i dont think i could do it

 

[FitFossil]

"fruit monkeys"

Yes, it was the mid-80's when people were doing this especially with polo shirts, but it was considered rather fruity even then.

 

[supersizeme]

It looked gay as shit even back in the 80s when it was somewhat acceptable. Neither the Alpha-Betas from Revenge of the Nerds nor John Cusack were able to pull it off despite several attempts. Twenty years later...hold on let me check....yep, still gay!

 

[SoreArms]

I don't wear my collar up

but I think listening to Celine Deon is a much bigger offence, you fag!

 

[The_Ghost]

"fruit monkeys"

Yes, it was the mid-80's when people were doing this especially with polo shirts, but it was considered rather fruity even then.

Back the truck up, me and Don Johson were able to pull it off!!!!

 

[d3track]

I don't wear my collar up

but I think listening to Celine Deon is a much bigger offence, you fag!

lol
i didnt know anyone actually listened to celine deon
dont they even loathe her in canada?

 

[Seashell]

lol
i didnt know anyone actually listened to celine deon
dont they even loathe her in canada?

Yes. We do. Especially when they play her music in the gym..

There's just something very wrong about deadlifting to "my heart will go on".

 

[d3track]

Yes. We do. Especially when they play her music in the gym..

There's just something very wrong about deadlifting to "my heart will go on".

oh my

thats just not right

 

[Scotsman]

Yes. We do. Especially when they play her music in the gym..

There's just something very wrong about deadlifting to "my heart will go on".

I am officially in love with you now. You deadlift and hate celine, what more could a man ask for.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[The_Ghost]

Yes. We do. Especially when they play her music in the gym..

There's just something very wrong about deadlifting to "my heart will go on".

hey our gyms must be on the same music chanell

last week was lucky enough to do heavy bar bell rows to "Because you love me"

That woman needs to get the SARS and outta my gym!!!!!

 

[Lumberg]

Yes. We do. Especially when they play her music in the gym..

There's just something very wrong about deadlifting to "my heart will go on".

How would you know? You last deadlifted before Celine Dion was even born!

 

[Deterass]

Collars up = Gay

 

[juve]

damn, I probably need to move out of DC - you can only smack guys' asses on DuPont Circle

 

[Synpax]

Juve - didn't know you were in DC. Was that you I collar-corrected at Tracks last Saturday?

And CELINE DION ROCKS! It is a clearly established fact that only men of the hetero variety own her CDs and hope to one day attend her concert in Vegas.

My gym doesn't play her, but I have the radio edit of "A New Day" on my MP3 player and it's the last song on my place list.

 

[WODIN]

Please help prevent this uber retarded trend from resurfacing into the fashion scene. Start calling it the Don Johnson Look or the douche bag flip.

 

[flex123]

certain shirts I own...I wear them collar up. And I can assure you I'm not gay neither do I look gay.

 

[Synpax]

certain shirts I own...I wear them collar up. And I can assure you I'm not gay neither do I look gay.

For the record, I never suggested sexuality was associated with being a chump with a collar up.

Also, please report your street address so that we may pay you a little visit.

 

[The_Ghost]

certain shirts I own...I wear them collar up. And I can assure you I'm not gay neither do I look gay.

whatever you say Crockett

Where is your sidekick Tubbs?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I noticed a lot of guys are not wearing shirts with colars up. I see it on the streets, on the trains, at the gym or at the clubs.

You got a time machine or something?
I haven't seen that look since Duran Duran was still the shit!
and it was lame then.....

 

[ZKaudio]

really depends on height of shirt collar jacket is being worn over... i would NEVER pop a shirt collar... that is just ridiculous. Jacket though... i have some dress shirts with "mirovingian'esque" collars on em(really high) that need a higher collared jacket to complete the 1/4 inch exposed collar look.

 

[ChefWide]

certain shirts I own...I wear them collar up. And I can assure you I'm not gay neither do I look gay.

Denial.

 

[Synpax]

You got a time machine or something?
I haven't seen that look since Duran Duran was still the shit!
and it was lame then.....

The happenstance of my possession of a flux capacitor in my automobile is irrelevant to the fact that,yes, today I see a lot of chumps wearing their collars up.

 

[Robert Jan]

Preppie fieldhockey kids in holland would always do this on their polo shirts.
It sort of depends on the size of the collar and how stiff it is. If its like up to your ears you look silly

 

[Synpax]

Robert_Jan is here by appointed director of the Holland Field office of the International Collar Police, European Bureau.

 

[Robert Jan]

This thread needs pics.

 

[Robert Jan]

2 drunk 15 year old Dutch preppie boys with their collars up.

girls do it too

The collaring continues. with a funny looking underage drunk girl.

 

[ChefWide]

Dude, you need help. Why are you cruising 15 year old's parties?

 

[Robert Jan]

Chef these kids go to my school. and some of the older people at these parties are my friends.

I didnt just dig up some kids' parties lol. I graduate this month.

 

[string_bean00]

2 drunk 15 year old Dutch preppie boys with their collars up.

girls do it too

The collaring continues. with a funny looking underage drunk girl.

Find one of a pink polo.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Hey it was really cool, IN 1987!!!!!!!!!!!!

smack the assclowns who do this lol.

My dad said it was cool some time in the early 50's too...

 

[Deterass]

LOL ...........one of them thinks he's Fonz.........

*thumbs up with an ehhhhhhhh!*

 

[The_Ghost]

2 drunk 15 year old Dutch preppie boys with their collars up.

girls do it too

The collaring continues. with a funny looking underage drunk girl.

Those dudes would get shit kicked here looking like that!! LOL

 

[Robert Jan]

haha. Its deceiving though because all the orange was because of the Queen's birthday festivities.

But yeah American men who come to Europe, especially southern Europe, usually comment how all the guys look gay.

Then again most people agree gay men know how to dress better, so who cares

also keep in mind these kids are like 15 years old, preppie, and drunk.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

And CELINE DION ROCKS! It is a clearly established fact that only men of the hetero variety own her CDs and hope to one day attend her concert in Vegas.

I had FREE tickets in the 4th row to see her in Concert while staying in Vegas. *yawn* I promptly sold them off and bought some fine cigars with the proceeds.

 

[Robert Jan]

Find one of a pink polo.

I own a pink polo. XXXL.
these things fit way too tight. this thing is too tight on me and I usually fit comfy in an XXL. I hardly ever wear it though, but just because the model looks crappy on me, not because it's pink. Sometimes I wear it underneath a buttoned shirt

 

[string_bean00]

I own a pink polo. XXXL.
these things fit way too tight. this thing is too tight on me and I usually fit comfy in an XXL. I hardly ever wear it though, but just because the model looks crappy on me, not because it's pink. Sometimes I wear it underneath a buttoned shirt

I often rock the pink.

 

[Robert Jan]

Celine Dion is terrible she is incredibly annoying.

 

[Lumberg]

Run-on sentences are terrible they are really annoying

 

[Bulldog_10]

Run-on sententes are terrible they are really anooying

Bad speeling is verry anooying to don't yuo think becuase I doo.

 

[ChefWide]

Run-on sententes are terrible they are really anooying

I shot me one of them Sententes right tween his beedy leetle eyes.