We need a Canadian EF meetup

[fergie]

An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.

The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."

thats a pritty stupid joke

 

[fergie]

me is in alberta

that makes 2 of us so the meeting will be held in Alberta?

 

[HiDnGoD]

I'm in Waterloo. Where's the comp in Brantford?

 

[The_Ghost]

Ill name some ON members,I dont know them all though

QT
jaded
seashell
bluepeter-I think
Me
Alltraps
Needsize-Im sure we can convince to come out
desman
Nathan-we gotta track this feller down to come out
yarg
The red dragon
tweakle I think aswell
Im sure there are more but dont know em all

Hello how could you forget Toronto's incredible new person... Me

 

[canadianhitman]

HAHA, oh yeah, you used to live here? Yeah, I just make do with Stages during my schooling here at Queens.

...and Stages is fuckin dirt.

hahaha....I remember I used to think Stages and AJs were such great bars when I was 17 and 18 and getting in on fake ID.

 

[jaded]

hahaha....I remember I used to think Stages and AJs were such great bars when I was 17 and 18 and getting in on fake ID.

Oh, Stages and AJs.

 

[seizer]

hahaha....I remember I used to think Stages and AJs were such great bars when I was 17 and 18 and getting in on fake ID.

LOL, honestly, I only went to Stages onces all year and never went to AJ's at all. Two reason, 1) They suck 2)Im not much of a club person....

And i think AJ's is closin down actually. Some student got randomly stabbed in the neck by some inmate that was on parole and the dude died...that wasnt good for business.

 

[jaded]

LOL, honestly, I only went to Stages onces all year and never went to AJ's at all. Two reason, 1) They suck 2)Im not much of a club person....

And i think AJ's is closin down actually. Some student got randomly stabbed in the neck by some inmate that was on parole and the dude died...that wasnt good for business.

Whoa, I didn't know AJ's was closing down. I heard about the kid who got stabbed though, that was sad...

I only went to Stages once all year, too. It's better than the Cocamo (but it doesn't take much to be better than the 'Mo's, LOL).

 

[seizer]

Whoa, I didn't know AJ's was closing down. I heard about the kid who got stabbed though, that was sad...

I only went to Stages once all year, too. It's better than the Cocamo (but it doesn't take much to be better than the 'Mo's, LOL).

Poke-a-ho...such a dirty joint.

Now the streets and clubs are filled with cougars....rawr. *shudders*

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Oh, that's where Oak is from

lol, QT you're originally from Kitchener? Haven't spent a lot of time in Kitchener but have been to Waterloo quite a few times

Actually orginally from a small town just outside of Waterloo.