We got a new dog

[Nathan]

Her name is Julie and I can totally take her in a fight. She weighs like 30lbs and is timid around people since she was used for breeding but no longer can. She's a Shetland sheepdog and I don't mind her at all. I think I'm going to egg her on a little to try and get her to try to usurp me in the family hierarchy. Fat chance bitch. Maybe I'll give her a quick jab or two to the face when she's not looking and if she even looks at me funny after that I'll take a running start and see how far I can kick her. I've always wanted to get into a full-on fight with a dog. A lot of people don't know this, but dogs have four legs. Not only that, but if you grab the rear two legs firmly then, with enough strength, you can hoist a dog over your head and then smash it brutally and repeatedly against a large, hard object such as a pole or a rock. I've never done it before, but I bet that if you do it right then blood and gross bits will coming flying out of the dogs mouth and other orifices.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you got a dog just so you can beat it?

dude, i think you need to get stoned and rethink that post.

 

[sweed]

Call the Animal Police... we got an abuser... poor julie

 

[Nathan]

you got a dog just so you can beat it?

dude, i think you need to get stoned and rethink that post.

Relax tough guy. I'm only kidding. Have you never read one of my posts before?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yes i have actually. most of them usually drift off into a completely different topic, thus that's how everyone knows you're baked. considering this one didn't drift off topic, it shows exactly what you need to do.

 

[CFZB]

i like cheese....
































for real , cool about the pup...

 

[Nathan]

yes i have actually. most of them usually drift off into a completely different topic, thus that's how everyone knows you're baked. considering this one didn't drift off topic, it shows exactly what you need to do.

I am too baked. Take that back.

 

[RADAR]

I am too baked. Take that back.

Now i know why you're still on probation.


RADAR

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nathan is so baked he's able to stay on topic for an entire post.

 

[Nathan]

Now i know why you're still on probation.


RADAR

Why is that again?

 

[RADAR]

Why is that again?

Nathan no offence but that post tells us you have a few bulbs out ,check your fusebox.


RADAR

 

[CFZB]

dude ...just step away from the post...i repeat ...just step away from the post...

 

[Nathan]

Nathan no offence but that post tells us you have a few bulbs out ,check your fusebox.


RADAR

I still don't get it. Sorry boss. You're going to have to spell this one out for me.

 

[Pamela]

Nathan no offence but that post tells us you have a few bulbs out ,check your fusebox.


RADAR

Now that's a great statement!

Really Nathan.. When you post something like this, what do you think people think?

 

[canadianhitman]

You bastard....I don't buy that you were kidding for a minute. I totally believe that poor little Julie is buried in a shallow grave in your backyard. I'm so pissed off about it...I think I'm going to get my 140lb. rottweiler into the car and hop on the 401. I'll drive all night...and you can sleep and dream about what a hero you are since you pummeled Julie to death. But then in the morning, my rottie is going to be right in your face. Try knocking him down, tough guy!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

boo

 

[calveless wonder]

Her name is Julie and I can totally take her in a fight. She weighs like 30lbs and is timid around people since she was used for breeding but no longer can. She's a Shetland sheepdog and I don't mind her at all. I think I'm going to egg her on a little to try and get her to try to usurp me in the family hierarchy. Fat chance bitch. Maybe I'll give her a quick jab or two to the face when she's not looking and if she even looks at me funny after that I'll take a running start and see how far I can kick her. I've always wanted to get into a full-on fight with a dog. A lot of people don't know this, but dogs have four legs. Not only that, but if you grab the rear two legs firmly then, with enough strength, you can hoist a dog over your head and then smash it brutally and repeatedly against a large, hard object such as a pole or a rock. I've never done it before, but I bet that if you do it right then blood and gross bits will coming flying out of the dogs mouth and other orifices.

can you autograph my cat?

 

[Ffactor]

I will whoop you and your dog, in fact I'd like to whoop you with your dog, by picking up it's hind legs as you say and then repeatedly smash it's head into your groin.

 

[Nathan]

Now that's a great statement!

Really Nathan.. When you post something like this, what do you think people think?

I don't really care, otherwise I probably wouldn't post while high I suppose. So, are you saying it's important to you what the members of this board think of you?
Are we even talking about the original post here? As in, the stuff about beating dogs or are we talking about something else? I still don't get the problem. I'm dead serious here, I don't get what the bone of contention is. I have never in my life heard so much as a word, let alone a phrase or a paragraph or a full on dissertation, that I found offensive. I just don't understand it and probably never will. Whatever.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm offended when people walk their dogs around the neighborhood and
let the poopie in my front yard..

I'm sure Julie would never do that..