We be clubbin'

[fiatconspiracy]

every drink at a club is ...
pussy licker
pink tongue fucker
sex on the underage girl
tastesgoodtoa12yearold
mermaids pink
going down pink
blow job
cum shot
basically a drink is as sweet as possible, to cater to the 14 year olds with fake ids

 

[HamHock]

Uh....sir....I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the computer........ah-ah...keep your hands where I can see them.......now....put your right hand behind your head and with the left, slowwwwwwly, remove your toolbelt......no, you're other left dummy

KKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRR.......1 Adam12, Officer HamHock requesting backup, I have a male caucasian, approximately 5'6", 110 lbs., wearing a toolbelt---only a tool belt, at gunpoint ....KKKKRRRRRR......alert the staff at Bellevue, we bringing in a real doozie here.

 

[L.A.X]

Holy shit....that was funny, even for a court reporter...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Holy shit....that was funny, even for a court reporter...

Thank you and I'm not a court reporter.

Have some of these.

 

[WODIN]

I don't believe it, you paid a cover charge and you took lip from a bar tender? Your getting too tolerant.

 

[thefameinmyname]

What a great story..

 

[Jetboy]

SG, you a very funny guy

 

[Slice of Peach2]

What's a rug pilot? I am confused.

 

[Mike Tyson79]

Fuck "clubs"... stay home and eat protein.....

I told you once this is not appropriate.

 

[NinjaX]

you sick fuck