Want to hear a Christmas horror story about a true loser..?

[AAP]

Ok, the little deaf boy in the neighborhood is drawing names at school for the Xmas party. Ok, last year he and another kid drew each other's names. His mother went out and spent a reasonable $20 on that kid's gift. Nothing expensive, nothing extravagent. You know within a reasonable range.

Ok, the other kid... his father is on the City Planning Team and his mother works as an RN, so you know while they are not rich, they are not exactly poor. You know what they gave this kid last year?

You guys are going to think I am bullshitting and making this up.... but they gave him a Game Cube video game (Wrestlemania) THAT THEY HAD RENTED FROM BLOCKBUSTER!! Yep, you read that right. They rented it, wrapped it up, still in the BlockBuster case, gave it to him and said "oh by the way, it has to be back in two days."

WTF??? and this year the little boy has drawn that kid's name again. What kind of Rent A Gift shit is that? The little boy didn't complain as he is well mannered, but you could tell it hurt his feelings. I ended up buying the game for him. But that was really low.

Can someone dig up that website where you pay $20 and have a box of dog shit mailed to someone. Cause I am going to do that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

well, there was this http://www.poopogram.com/

but now it is a cute chick with nice tits....

I'll keep looking.

the downside is if they get something bad, hopefully they won't think it was the deaf kid.

 

[decem]

ok.. like ok.. do you talk like a valley girl in real life too?

 

[Y_lifter]

It could have been worse.
Imagine if he had rented him a SONY Playstation game...

 

[Bullit]

Can someone dig up that website where you pay $20 and have a box of dog shit mailed to someone. Cause I am going to do that.

I like your search method the best AAP... come on EF and ask other people to do it. And its funny cuz somebody will actually do it for you.

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: Want to hear a Christmas horror story about a true loser..?

I like your search method the best AAP... come on EF and ask other people to do it. And its funny cuz somebody will actually do it for you.

Of course. I would do the same for someone else. You would not believe the errands I do for people via PM requests.

It's all good. We all friends here.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

Box up some of your own shit. It will add a personal touch.

 

[dick tater]

Yeah, send me twenty bucks and I'll shit in a box. You want that Priority mail?

 

[2Thick]

Send them a BigMac. By the time they receive it, it will be rancid.

 

[big_bad_buff]

send them a gift certificate for a free enema, maybe a bisectomy.