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A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in
Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of
how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch.......
As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from
that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit
the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a
husband......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Floor 2 - These men have job s and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes
to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,446,212 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch
your step when you exit the building and have a nice day!!!
While I might not agree with this, I still think it's funny
Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of
how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch.......
As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from
that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit
the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a
husband......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Floor 2 - These men have job s and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes
to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,446,212 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch
your step when you exit the building and have a nice day!!!
While I might not agree with this, I still think it's funny
