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Those nellies were out in full force this morning. These were not gay men. These were people trying to butch it up enough to pass for twinks.
I mean, they travel in packs you know? Apparently the ratio is 4 people to every 1 brain. They looked like people that would wear gym belts to their yoga or spinning classes.
So I go in and there are three standing there around some EnerC or some shit like that... energy booster supplements.
Fag 1 - "Look it says will boost your energy... I can use more energy. Hey, that's me. " *holds up fists in boxer stance and shakes them*
Fag 2 - "hey, you know something that gives me a lot of energy?"
Fag 1 looks at Fag 3.
Fag 3 looks at Fag 1.
Fag 3 looks at Fag 2 looking at Fag 1 - "What?"
Fag 2 - "Red Bull. For real. Man I was at the Jackhammer, three in the morning, I decided I was going to take it to the next level... I took a sip of this. I swear, I was up until like, 8 in the morning afterwards. It was so strong. I couldn't finish it all. "
Fag 1 - *eyes wide open, jaw slack* "Really? Are you serious?"
Fag 2 - "whoa man."
So I go to the back of the store to get my Arginine/Lysine. Two other sissy bitches back there.
Sissy Bitch 1 - "I been thinking.. you know about putting on a few more inches of mass. I'm thinking about buffing up another five pounds or so."
Sissy Bitch 2 - "Yeah, five pounds be good man. You been working out hard too lately."
Sissy Bitch 1 - "I'm gonna try this muscle powder here. You know, boost my testosterone levels to help me out. It has 50 grams of protein per serving. I might just take half a serving cause I don't want to get to big you know."
Sissy Bitch 2 - *looks at protein powder jug* "Hey man, this got 320 calories in it."
Sissy Bitch 1 -"You fucking joking? Lemme see that? damn. Shit'll make ya fat."
Siss Bitch 2 - " yeah man. hey let's see if we can find something with less calories in it."
I honestly wanted to just lay down on the floor and cry.
I mean, they travel in packs you know? Apparently the ratio is 4 people to every 1 brain. They looked like people that would wear gym belts to their yoga or spinning classes.
So I go in and there are three standing there around some EnerC or some shit like that... energy booster supplements.
Fag 1 - "Look it says will boost your energy... I can use more energy. Hey, that's me. " *holds up fists in boxer stance and shakes them*
Fag 2 - "hey, you know something that gives me a lot of energy?"
Fag 1 looks at Fag 3.
Fag 3 looks at Fag 1.
Fag 3 looks at Fag 2 looking at Fag 1 - "What?"
Fag 2 - "Red Bull. For real. Man I was at the Jackhammer, three in the morning, I decided I was going to take it to the next level... I took a sip of this. I swear, I was up until like, 8 in the morning afterwards. It was so strong. I couldn't finish it all. "
Fag 1 - *eyes wide open, jaw slack* "Really? Are you serious?"
Fag 2 - "whoa man."
So I go to the back of the store to get my Arginine/Lysine. Two other sissy bitches back there.
Sissy Bitch 1 - "I been thinking.. you know about putting on a few more inches of mass. I'm thinking about buffing up another five pounds or so."
Sissy Bitch 2 - "Yeah, five pounds be good man. You been working out hard too lately."
Sissy Bitch 1 - "I'm gonna try this muscle powder here. You know, boost my testosterone levels to help me out. It has 50 grams of protein per serving. I might just take half a serving cause I don't want to get to big you know."
Sissy Bitch 2 - *looks at protein powder jug* "Hey man, this got 320 calories in it."
Sissy Bitch 1 -"You fucking joking? Lemme see that? damn. Shit'll make ya fat."
Siss Bitch 2 - " yeah man. hey let's see if we can find something with less calories in it."
I honestly wanted to just lay down on the floor and cry.
. I refuse to believe it.
