Viruses to look out for

[Stangfriik]

VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, e-mails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 10 Gigabyte hard drive suddenly shrinks to 4 Gig, then slowly expands to 7 Gig.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS - Your whole computer goes down, (hmm sounds kind of like the Lewinsky Virus.)

DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

 

[Code]

geigh

 

[Stangfriik]

geigh

Bitch ass

 

[breathinbleedout]

code you are "gay" for using the word "geigh"

 

[Code]

Better than being "geigh" for using the word "gay".

code you are "gay" for using the word "geigh"

 

[breathinbleedout]

yhea..you are further proving my point.

 

[Code]

Glad I could help.

You need anything else, like some red karma?

yhea..you are further proving my point.

 

[breathinbleedout]

only if you are "gay"

 

[Code]

You hitting on me broly??

only if you are "gay"