VERY, Very upsetting......

[Paulos]

Worst I've seen is some faggot blowdrying his nutsack with the hand dryer...

I just dress in the parking lot now, even if I'm in my undies out there. I've seen enough floppy old wang to last me a lifetime.

 

[big_bad_buff]

you should have squirted a bunch of shaving cream on your ass crack, and bent over infront of him HHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

or maybe push him into the shower, and hope and slips and cracks his head open

 

[PlateheadJim]

Sounds pretty gay to me....

 

[TheProject]

Remember folks, shaving the pubes is bad.

I disagree.

You just have to have someone willing to help keep up with it.

 

[Paulos]

I use Crayola Scissors to trim my pubes, gotta save up for a beard trimmer.

 

[7OF9]

I would have to call him on it. Something like "Man, what the fuck is going through your mind". As far as the cat throwing shit paper in the sink. "MIDEVIL".

 

[NAWFkappy]

You know, you think of all these witty things to say AFTER it happens. I was so freaked out I didnt know how to react. The worst part was I had to walk past him on my way to the pool..... I guess he is lucky someone else didnt beat the shit out of him...

 

[lincoln]

These could be the funniest stories I have ever read.

 

[SofaGeorge]

I heard duct tape works pretty good.