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[DcupSheepNipples]

Man, you guys really like working me up! I'm glad my paranoia is able to bring amusement to you all.....I'm going to do the world a favor now and eat some oatmeal with rat poison? Goodnight all......forever. Tell the Feds my body will be on the kitchen floor.

Why do you "Joke" like that! That is not funny! At the very least think about your family or friends! Being selfish is no solution to your problems!

 

[HULKSTER]

Why do you "Joke" like that! That is not funny!

Who said it was a joke? I hereby leave my gay porn collection to AAP and Oxandrin, and my Neil Bortz newsletters to DCUP and Frackel. You will probably use them for toilet paper, but at least they will have been of some purpose to your life.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Who said it was a joke? I hereby leave my gay porn collection to AAP and Oxandrin, and my Neil Bortz newsletters to DCUP and Frackel. You will probably use them for toilet paper, but at least they will have been of some purpose to your life.

Even with your problems your a human being! I'm not going to sit back and do nothing! Call this number they can help you! 1-800-SUICIDE

 

[distanced]

gay porn collection, boy....we're learning new things about you by the minute.

 

[HULKSTER]

gay porn collection, boy....we're learning new things about you by the minute.

It all started when I would get a tingling sensation around the base of my spine, that would run up through the bottom of my ballbag as I watched "The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross. There is something to be said about a 50 year old, scraggly white man with a huge Afro, speaking with a very gentle, carassing voice as if he were an announcer on a televised tennis match. And the way he STROKED those paint brushes against the ROUGH painting canvass....oooohhhhhh

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Hulkster! You there? Hello? Don't do it! I'm sure a judge will shorten any sentence on you if you have no priors! Think of your girlfriend!

 

[HULKSTER]

Hulkster! You there? Hello? Don't do it! I'm sure a judge will shorten any sentence on you if you have no priors! Think of your girlfriend!

But whenever I ask Ms. HandPuppet why I shouldn't eat the rat poison, she just looks at me! She never responds.....wwwaaaaahhhh!!! Why won't she respond to me! I've always been affectionate with her!!!!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

It all started when I would get a tingling sensation around the base of my spine, that would run up through the bottom of my ballbag as I watched "The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross. There is something to be said about a 50 year old, scraggly white man with a huge Afro, speaking with a very gentle, carassing voice as if he were an announcer on a televised tennis match. And the way he STROKED those paint brushes against the ROUGH painting canvass....oooohhhhhh

Good, my self hostage techniques still work! Really no bad how things get it's not worth ending ones life!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

But whenever I ask Ms. HandPuppet why I should eat the ratpoison, she just looks at me! She never responds.....wwwaaaaahhhh!!! Why won't she respond to me! I've always been affectionate with her!!!!

What is the number of your local Mental Health Office? You might want to call them instead!

 

[HULKSTER]

I think it's 911 Can you call them for me, DCUP?