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Velvett's conversation on instant messenger

supersizeme

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while i respect velvett's intent to keep things anonymous and also changing a few things around, i must let the truth be known. here's the real, unedited version

HappyScrappy: are you tired? or just lost in thought? i simply have to kno what's going on in that head of yours, Mister Man.

HighIntensity: to be honest, lost in thawt....right now i'm trappedin the visuall of you undoing my fly with your teef afterwhich my rock hard peepee falls into your gaping mouth. how's my hair?

HappyScrappy: That sounds fabulous.

HighIntensity: Did you ever think you would land a campus model?

Happy Scrappy: No...it's like I'm in under 10 Little Leegue again and I just hit the botom of the 9th game winning homerun. I'm rounding the bayses running home to your loving arms and crotch.

Wodin: Hey guys...I'm old.

HappyScrappy: But I am thinking, when we get together we will be laughing more about how we know each other and how bad we are than anything else

HighIntensity: you think?

HappyScrappy: yeah, and my goatse.cz-esque bunghole adds an unusual dimension and twist on this romance

HighIntensity: As does my meticuluslee done hair. Hey I wrote you a poeum. Here goes...

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You are really sweet.

Happy Scrappy: That was beautiful. (you big silly!!) other thoughts?

High Intensity: yes, i like being in your pants. i like to listenn to the breaths between your werds

Happy Scrappy: and what do they tell you

HighIntensity: silences tell tales but the breaths they tell truths

HappyScrappy: ah, the gitano in you. whoever the fuck gitano is. sounds like one of those breeders.

The Nature Boy: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know where my soul is. I don't know where my home is.

HighIntesnity: i suppose i should shit myself again. it's been almost 2 hours since the last time.

HappyScrappy: you know you are off and on in my thoughts during the day but you know, i need to throat you, to make you real, you are still just thoughts

HighIntensity: hmmmmm

HappyScrappy: so you will grow more inside of me as i get to know you. pants.
 
:FRlol: :FRlol:......damn.........................i love the poem

maybe i missed a huge punchline- where does velvett come in? or was it a cunning ploy to ensure over 1000 views :D
 
ahh.....it all makes sense
its more funny now :D
 
big4life said:



Go ahead, admit it.

You still don't understand it, do you?;) j/k

the conversation velvett had.......not all of it no, especially gitano ;)

but SSME's post got twice as funny
 
:lmao:

I do not get the Gitano part either....I think I did have a pair in 3rd grade tho....


The Nature Boy said:
my one speaking part is totally gay.

If you didn't say anything I would've totally missed it!!! I agree...that was totally gay. But you did a great job!
 
A gitano, romany is like a gypsy or someone that can seem to read and speak your thoughts to you before you have spoken them.

"Little gitano" is what my aunt used to call me when I was little.
 
I had a lot of Toughskins jeans. Judging by the patches on the knees they weren't so tough. I also had a pair of Sasson or Jordache jeans. Boy I really heard it from the kids about that. And don't make me bring up the time my mom made me a pair of Jams. I'm still fucked up over that.
 
I wish I had Jams. my mom could never afford them and all the cool kids were the rich ones that dressed well.
I also was really tall and growing fast for my age, so I outgrew all my clothes all the time.
so I ended up with ill fitting "fake Jams" from KMart or something. it was embarassing and helped me go that extra mile in getting beat up everday of school.

but I turned out *totally* normal.
 
HappyScrappy said:
so I ended up with ill fitting "fake Jams" from KMart or something. it was embarassing and helped me go that extra mile in getting beat up everday of school.

but I turned out *totally* normal.

I had "fake Jams" too HappyScrappy AND fake Jellys!!! I also turned out incredibly *normal*. Who woulda thunk it.
 
anyone see the new hilighting system from Just for Men, it's called maxium.
 
:)

SSME thanks for including me in your thoughts buddy. Have fun at the white party with JohnnyO and Runner.
 
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