Valentines Haikus?

[addickt]

Please write me some valentine Haikus for me........

 

[HappyScrappy]

my testicles are
full of my baby batter
come get my lovin'

 

[Peyote Killa]

What the hell is a Haiku?

Is that when those japs bombed the hell out of us at Pearl Harbor, if so then that's not too funny.

Ok, I guess it was funny

 

[HappyScrappy]

5-7-5

 

[HappyScrappy]

my penis is small
and so very flaccid too
now bend over bitch

damn, I feel so romantic this morning.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'll make your balls hurt
when i kick you in the groin
don't touch me again

 

[HappyScrappy]

smalls is on a roll this morning

 

[Trance]

I am really ticked
I got no morning nookie
what a lazy bum.

 

[Trance]

i'll make your balls hurt
when i kick you in the groin
don't touch me again

you go girl.

 

[smallmovesal]

tired and irritable must work for me

how i'm tired is beyond me although i read sleeping a lot is a common symptom.

and i pm'd you but it's too late to do anything about what i suggested now.

 

[EYEPEEE]

SEXY HORNY MAN
WHY CAN NOT SEE SO GOODLY
SEXY HORNY MAN

TINY YELLOW DICK
WHY CAN NOT GROW SO BIGGER
TINY YELLOW DICK

 

[supersizeme]

Tongue on clitoris.
Finger or two on G-Spot.
"Making fro's mom smile."

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

 

[addickt]

i'll make your balls hurt
when i kick you in the groin
don't touch me again

What if I like it
suck on them afterwards though
Be my Valentine

 

[addickt]

my balls are so small
they almost fit a thimble
damn testosterone

 

[Milhouse]

I went to the Doc
There is a rash on my cock
He blames it on you

 

[HappyScrappy]

it burns when I pee
herpes is contagious too
much like pissing fire

 

[The Shadow]

I am now alone
when you left, you took with you
the best part of me

 

[HappyScrappy]

pants around ankles
a gooey mess on my hands
watching Golden Girls

 

[Y_lifter]

Havok is his Bitch
So Stretchy is his Sphincter
Size does not Matter

 

[addickt]

I am now alone
when you left, you took with you
the best part of me

She took your penis
she must have had a small knife
magnifying glass

 

[smallmovesal]

it's viagra
addickt go bang your wife
for valentines day

 

[Trance]

He bought me candy
chocolate is the devil
I'm going to kill him

 

[The Shadow]

She took your penis
she must have had a small knife
magnifying glass

Go back to your job
at Rico's Cock Shop and you
will have bus fare home

 

[Y_lifter]

He lost his fun job
At Rico's Cock shop downtown
Now he works the street

 

[addickt]

Oh, oven fresh roll
so warm and so moist inside
Be my Valentine

 

[addickt]

it's viagra
addickt go bang your wife
for valentines day

I will, only for you
Anal , the best birth control
Oh, and your face too

Just kidding Smalls.... Happy Valentines Day..

(By the way... your first line was only 4 sylables, should have used it is, not it's.)

 

[smallmovesal]

oopsy doodle.

 

[Milhouse]

Your tits are too small
Your box is way too hairy
Shave and get implants

 

[smallmovesal]

bite me you bitch tits
my clit supercedes your cock
touch me and you'll die

 

[MommaKin]

Look at my pussy
You know you want to kiss it
Do it NOW, baby

 

[Trance]

Roses just expire
chocolate is terrible
just gimme some money.

 

[Y_lifter]

Look at my pussy
You know you want to kiss it
Do it NOW, baby

I need to borrow some monitor cleaner please.....Anyone ?

 

[AziaReign]

Proposals may come
On this sweet Valentine's Day
BE MORE CREATIVE!

 

[Trance]

Ooh! an avatar!
I have to post one more time
and then it is mine.

 

[supersizeme]

Trance - how about this for an avatar?

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh I love that Pixar skit.
I went to see Monsters Inc twice just to see that bird skit.
they are soooo cute.

 

[Trance]

oh I love that Pixar skit.
I went to see Monsters Inc twice just to see that bird skit.
they are soooo cute.

I know!!! I laughed my ASS off. I thought it was better than the movie. There's a clip of the film on Pixar.com.

Hey ssme, how about this for YOUR avatar?

 

[supersizeme]

lol. that boy gay.

i have avatars turned off so i can't see what you put up. i did see monsters inc and that bird skit in the beginning was hilarious. i laughed my arse off at it.

 

[Trance]

It was cool as hell.
I was going to use this:

but instead went in favor of something silly.

 

[Trance]

One more haiku.

Wrapping presents sucks
i wrap like a three-year-old
I am out of tape.

arg...