Valentines Haikus?

[smallmovesal]

it's viagra
addickt go bang your wife
for valentines day

 

[Trance]

He bought me candy
chocolate is the devil
I'm going to kill him

 

[The Shadow]

She took your penis
she must have had a small knife
magnifying glass

Go back to your job
at Rico's Cock Shop and you
will have bus fare home

 

[Y_lifter]

He lost his fun job
At Rico's Cock shop downtown
Now he works the street

 

[addickt]

Oh, oven fresh roll
so warm and so moist inside
Be my Valentine

 

[addickt]

it's viagra
addickt go bang your wife
for valentines day

I will, only for you
Anal , the best birth control
Oh, and your face too

Just kidding Smalls.... Happy Valentines Day..

(By the way... your first line was only 4 sylables, should have used it is, not it's.)

 

[smallmovesal]

oopsy doodle.

 

[Milhouse]

Your tits are too small
Your box is way too hairy
Shave and get implants

 

[smallmovesal]

bite me you bitch tits
my clit supercedes your cock
touch me and you'll die

 

[MommaKin]

Look at my pussy
You know you want to kiss it
Do it NOW, baby