Describe your last deuce
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Angry Anal
I can use a lot of titles to describe so many deuces...
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (sums up several of them)
The Dark Knight (good thing that one didn't "rise")
Donnie Darko (super dark turd)
Black Swan (scary!)
The Elephant Man (ugliest turd ever)
The Thing (what was that?)
The Exorcist (I need an old priest and a young priest...the power of Christ compels you!)
Gone With The Wind (ever farted a shit out?)
Fight Club (...inside my butt!)
Apocalypse Now (thought it was the end of the world)
American Beauty (I tear up just thinking about it)
Beauty and The Beast (a tale of two turds)
Aliens (you wouldn't believe the shit that came outta me)
12 Angry Men (felt like it)
V for Vendetta (that shit was taking out some retaliation on me!)
Downfall (lookout below!)
Die Hard (the shit that wouldn't quit)
Dial M For Murder (thought that shit was going to kill me)
It Happened One Night (one of the most memorable shits ever)
Heat (after a spicy meal)
Blade Runner (thought I ate razor blades that shit hurt so bad...bloody too)
There Will Be Blood (need I say more?)
The Big Lebowski (god DAMN!)
Big Fish (shoulda seen the size of it)
The King's Speech (made stuttering noises on the way out, I applauded at the end though)
How To Train Your Dragon (I showed that turd who's boss!)
The Grapes of Wrath (was like whole grapes...shooting out my ass)
Groundhog Day (makes me think of two things, first: Prarie Doggin' or Turtlin'; second, seems like the same shit every day)
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (didn't see that shit coming!)
The Great Escape (thank you Jesus!)
The Departed (glad to have that poop out)
Life Is Beautiful (afterwards)
It's a Wonderful Life (blissful feeling after an especially uncomfortable turd makes it's exit)
I might add to this...
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