"Usernames" and "Alter Egos"

[TEST APE]

Some guys at my gym used to kid around and say the amount of test I took soon i would be dragging my knuckles like a ape Hence the nickname "Test Ape" i am about 5"9 255

 

[Lattimer99_E.S.U]

Lattimer Is God

Anyone to see the movie "The Program" is familiar with the great Lattimer. After seeing that movie I was hooked, i've watched it probably a hundread times. My AOL s-n is even Lattimer99END and obviously that's why this is my board name.

 

[BIGRICH]

ever since my high school football days i was called BigRich. i played conerback weighing more than some of our linemen (200lbs). it stuck to me since alot of friends call me BigRich

 

[monkeyballs]

I was in europe for a competition and the day before my event our coach made us all do suppervised activities so we wouldn't go out drinking or get in any trouble. So we went to the Oslo zoo, and there in the monkey house I saw a type of rainforest monkey with balls the size of fucking grapefruits. I laughed for the next week straight. I commented on the monkey's nuts so often that I think my fellow athletes started to get really creaped out. Anyway, my coach finally burst out...ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MONKEYBALLS ALLRIGHT!!! Guess that's the story. Hence the name.

 

[Jabs]

I read some roid story roid in 97 about some bodybuilder who used a lot of juice and his buddies nicknamed him jabber.

 

[jstrong20]

What do you mean alter ego. My real name is jstrong20

 

[mvmaxx]

What is the story behing your username.

I have no fuckin idea - pulled it outta my ass.

 

[Shiatsu]

One time in the locker room, this huge guy farted and his partner said: "Man, nobody wants your second hand juice!"

I thought the were taking about Del Monte.

I can speak Japanese, so my college buddies bastardized my last name and called me Shiatsu.

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

My handle is basically like " Hey I just found "Your Moms Kneepads" under the bleachers....kind of like in a rip-fest alluding to the fact that so and so's mom is a HO.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Mine?Purely comical/originality orientated,although I do love fina,lol...
BTW,best damn name I've ever seen on this board was COUNT STACKULA...