urgh my roommate is annoying

[smallmovesal]

i went to have a nice sandwich of fat free turkey on a whole wheat bun with some lettuce and mustard...

it's the first time i've bought myself lunch meat in a while, so i haven't been using the mustartd...

well the fucker used it all with his disgusting nightly hot dog habit and didn't say a word (bear in mind i bought the mustard in the first place, and i have no problem with sharing stuff), nor did he replace it.

it's always the same shit with the milk too. he's the one who works for a living, i don't. i could have throttled him.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Kill him, put him in a vacuum sealed bag and throw him in his closet. He won't do it next time

 

[The Terminator]

you should Terminate him

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

you should Terminate him

bwwwahahahah

 

[theoak01]

Pee on him while he is asleep

 

[talonracer]

Damn I hope you at least get some great sex from him or it would be a total waste.

 

[Rémy!]

Post a pic of the vexatious roomie !

 

[Sebass67]

GET SOME HANDCUFFS!!!

PUNISHMENT IS NEEDED!

 

[Stryc-9]

Pee on him while he is awake.

 

[DDS24]

Uhhhhh... rape him using a strap-on with a sandpaper condom!!!

 

[O'Stanozol]

My roomie who had "expensive" taste as a Officer and Gentleman
did this to a friend of another roomate.

See, the guy was alway pickinig food in the fridge without perm,
so one day, he took the whole Paté.

My roomate was piss off, cost him an arm for some grams, anyway he kept the container of the paté, the week after the guy came back went again, took the whole paté.

But this time the roomate did something bad, He put some cat food in the container.

The guy was like "Hmmm this shit is good man",

J. Look at him, smile, said Enjoy dude and he left laughing.

 

[smallmovesal]

oh god that is good

maybe i'll fill a jug of milk with soy milk on him

 

[WODIN]

Start dosing the milk with clomid.....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

STAB HIM IN THE THROAT WITH A FORK AND DRINK HIS BLOOD!!!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

hey wod.. now that i can see sigs... COOL! douglas adams!

i love his books.

 

[the nature boy]

I'm not an expert but I don't think things are working out with you and your roommate.

 

[boss]

Uhhhhh... rape him using a strap-on with a sandpaper condom!!!

OH MAN THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!!! BUT GOOD, I WOULDNT DO IT AGAIN THATS FOR SURE...

 

[Stryc-9]

Have you considered saranwrap over the toilet seat??

I mean, that's funny for all involved...

 

[talonracer]

Bake some cookies with ex-lax, or syrup of ipecac in milk...the possibilities are endless

 

[68GT350]

This all sounds a bit harsh for some milk and mustard, no? How bought a verbal lashing he'll never forget. You gotta live with the guy.

 

[O'Stanozol]

Put a jar of """""chocolate"""""""" in the living room

But it will be Exlax (sp) chocolates

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Smalls just bang them and get it over with! And if it's enjoyable have some sloppy seconds!

 

[Anabolic Booster]

Yeah Smalls, you should let this dude poke you and then maybe he'll stop stealin your food.

 

[Taps]

How big is he? I can beat him up if you want.

 

[smallmovesal]

he's over 6' i think

 

[68GT350]

How big is he? I can beat him up if you want.

I thought you were black.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

he's over 6' i think

A six footer smalls? That's one big Penis! On second thought maybe you should'nt bang him. He could poke some holes in your B-frame. But on the other hand you might enjoy having a roomate as a Fuck Buddy! What a complicated life you live Smalls!