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fucking sucks Donkey Balls. I mean, this was so disappointing. I went expecting some kind of neatness on par with Disney but this was a pathetic overpriced park for kids under 6 or senior citizens.

The rides were lame. There was no wait to get on the rides, just walk up and board. I don't know if it is because I picked a great day to go or what, but there was no wait at all.

But at Disney, you wait 30-45 minutes to ride something that lasts about 20-25 minutes total. Here, the rides lasted about 2 minutes tops. A lesson to be learned from Disney is that if you make the rides long enough and the lines to wait long enough, then people will not get to ride everything in one day, thus coming back again. Here at Universal, they had the idea to make the rides as short as possible in order to keep the line moving and people moving.

Kongfrontation had me ready to leap out the tram and attack the piss poor gorilla myself.

Alfred Hitchock's movie making experience had me tearing my 3D glasses to splinters in disgust. They brought you on a set and showed you props of the house, the bathroom and the ouside of the office. Then just show 45 seconds of the shower scene from psycho. Very lame. That was the last straw for me.

Terminator 2 in 3D was lame as shit. When that dude playing John Conner ran by me in the audience, I made the biggest attempt to stick my leg out and trip him.

ET needed to be torched to the ground.

The new Men In Black Space Attack was so-so but went downhill when the ride broke down for 20 minutes. In this time, I ran up over 400,000 points on my alien zapper. The bitch beside me actually fired up a cigerette while we had to wait.

The best part of the day was spent at Nickelodeon. I went in and just watched the games they played and ended up being elected captain of the blue team. My side won, those kids were cracking up because I was not following script..



I would advise everyone to NOT go there. Don't waste your money.
 
LMAO....boy you really are looking for time fillers.
 
I mean, this was a waste. I ate at a place called Lambards (sp?) Landing. For $60, I had the SAME meal I could have gotten for $10 at a Ryans Steakhouse or Sizzler.

I should have gone to Disney or MGM :bawling: $150 pissed away.
 
NO, I didn't go to Isle of Adventure. Just Universal Studios.

It sucked witch's tit.

At least all those kids loved me. I had to dress up like Jimmy Nutron. We had two teams, the red and the blue. They selected two kids off each side and gave them bicycle horns. When they asked a question the first team to squeek their horn got a chance to answer the question. If they got it right, their team won a piece of a rocket ship we were trying to build. There were only three questions total. Wouldn't you know, the two lame-os's on my team never even sounded their horns. They just stood there like zombies. The score was 2 to 0 (we had zero) when I said "you know for the record, I think the horns on our side are not working properly." So the host gave us one point for just being behind.

Now the questions were things based on cartoon trivia. So the next time I got to read a question, I totally ignored what was on the card and asked my team "what color is spongebob squarepants?" His picture was on the little girls tshirt on my team. At least she got that one right. That was two points for us. Then I had to ask the other team a question. If they got it right, they won, if they missed it we won..... well the question was some ridiculous easy shit.... instead I looked at the card and acted like I was reading it and said.... "OK, question for you guys.... How do you spell laryngitis?" Well since they couldn't answer that... we got the point and won.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
 
Islands of Adventure next door would have been a better choice.
SpiderMan 3d, Hulk and Dualing dragons coasters, etc etc
 
If I remember, there is also a good Dinosaur ride at islands.
Real rough and jolting..

Good news is KONG is going Bye Bye soon..
 
I loved Universal. I went to both parks. Jurassic Park was cool.

I think you're just bitter because you didn't get any dick while you were there.
 
I liked Universal as well,but then again,Huckster's just a boring old man,so what do I know,lol.I enjoyed the hollywood movie set tour,it was awesome to see all those different sets where different movies were filmed.My kids all shit their pants on that Mummy tour,screaming and yelling,total chaos.I thought it was a neat place overall.BUT-I agree,D-Land is much better.
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
I loved Universal. I went to both parks. Jurassic Park was cool.

I think you're just bitter because you didn't get any dick while you were there.

You are just impressed easily. Simpleton.
 
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