fucking sucks Donkey Balls. I mean, this was so disappointing. I went expecting some kind of neatness on par with Disney but this was a pathetic overpriced park for kids under 6 or senior citizens.
The rides were lame. There was no wait to get on the rides, just walk up and board. I don't know if it is because I picked a great day to go or what, but there was no wait at all.
But at Disney, you wait 30-45 minutes to ride something that lasts about 20-25 minutes total. Here, the rides lasted about 2 minutes tops. A lesson to be learned from Disney is that if you make the rides long enough and the lines to wait long enough, then people will not get to ride everything in one day, thus coming back again. Here at Universal, they had the idea to make the rides as short as possible in order to keep the line moving and people moving.
Kongfrontation had me ready to leap out the tram and attack the piss poor gorilla myself.
Alfred Hitchock's movie making experience had me tearing my 3D glasses to splinters in disgust. They brought you on a set and showed you props of the house, the bathroom and the ouside of the office. Then just show 45 seconds of the shower scene from psycho. Very lame. That was the last straw for me.
Terminator 2 in 3D was lame as shit. When that dude playing John Conner ran by me in the audience, I made the biggest attempt to stick my leg out and trip him.
ET needed to be torched to the ground.
The new Men In Black Space Attack was so-so but went downhill when the ride broke down for 20 minutes. In this time, I ran up over 400,000 points on my alien zapper. The bitch beside me actually fired up a cigerette while we had to wait.
The best part of the day was spent at Nickelodeon. I went in and just watched the games they played and ended up being elected captain of the blue team. My side won, those kids were cracking up because I was not following script..
I would advise everyone to NOT go there. Don't waste your money.
The rides were lame. There was no wait to get on the rides, just walk up and board. I don't know if it is because I picked a great day to go or what, but there was no wait at all.
But at Disney, you wait 30-45 minutes to ride something that lasts about 20-25 minutes total. Here, the rides lasted about 2 minutes tops. A lesson to be learned from Disney is that if you make the rides long enough and the lines to wait long enough, then people will not get to ride everything in one day, thus coming back again. Here at Universal, they had the idea to make the rides as short as possible in order to keep the line moving and people moving.
Kongfrontation had me ready to leap out the tram and attack the piss poor gorilla myself.
Alfred Hitchock's movie making experience had me tearing my 3D glasses to splinters in disgust. They brought you on a set and showed you props of the house, the bathroom and the ouside of the office. Then just show 45 seconds of the shower scene from psycho. Very lame. That was the last straw for me.
Terminator 2 in 3D was lame as shit. When that dude playing John Conner ran by me in the audience, I made the biggest attempt to stick my leg out and trip him.
ET needed to be torched to the ground.
The new Men In Black Space Attack was so-so but went downhill when the ride broke down for 20 minutes. In this time, I ran up over 400,000 points on my alien zapper. The bitch beside me actually fired up a cigerette while we had to wait.
The best part of the day was spent at Nickelodeon. I went in and just watched the games they played and ended up being elected captain of the blue team. My side won, those kids were cracking up because I was not following script..
I would advise everyone to NOT go there. Don't waste your money.

Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 











$150 pissed away.