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It's Tuesday night....740 pm

I've been drinking wine for an hour and my lips just went tingly.

I just needed an escape but now I'm gonna have to WALK to the liquor store because I'm almost out. Dammit!

I guess it's my turn to be the drunken idiot in chat!! LOL

Discuss.
 
I tap my teeth to check for sobriety, true story

they always hurt so when I can't feel em I'm drunk


can't say I've ever walked to the store to get more booze tho.
 
Lol I feel it in my lips. It's only a block away and likely I should just settle down but that might count as cardio right?!? ;)
 
it would count as cardio if you did say...tabatas on the way?

don't get hit by a car
 
Lol can you imagine?? Burpees on the sidewalk!

Ill finish what I have and decide from there.

Where's Stero when I need him? He lives close!! Lol
 
WoodyO said:
Did you look down?
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Woody! You made it to the party!

I did look down and all I saw was a creepy ass spider so had to come inside.

I think Stero is way up north! There goes my pizza!
 
you see that spider meme I posted on fb, cuz that was hilarious
 
caligirl85 said:
It's Tuesday night....740 pm

I've been drinking wine for an hour and my lips just went tingly.

I just needed an escape but now I'm gonna have to WALK to the liquor store because I'm almost out. Dammit!

I guess it's my turn to be the drunken idiot in chat!! LOL

Discuss.
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I hate abusing alcohol and substances

I due it

Butt I hate it!
 
You want more cock picks? PS I'm drink too so take advantage of me. I could totally get hard if someone showed interest besides pick3
 
Jeebus ... Pick3 always stealing my fun!

What are you drinking?
 
shirlene29 said:
I tap my teeth to check for sobriety, true story

they always hurt so when I can't feel em I'm drunk


can't say I've ever walked to the store to get more booze tho.
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booty pics or you're not really drunk (enough).
 
caligirl85 said:
I liked the "here's a little ass" one too!
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that ones got a back story. I was just tellin the friend in the share about how I almost bought a miniature donkey for my ex husband when we were still married because I thought the little ass jokes would never get old...12 yrs later, they still aren't

point made...lolol
 
caligirl85 said:
Jeebus ... Pick3 always stealing my fun!

What are you drinking?
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All of what you have to offer in 3..2..1...

Was chocolate espresso martini mixed with my Suja Juice Coconut, Almond, Honey stuff. It was heavenly, not sure if its part of my cleanse but I felt I deserve it. I'm ready to send the noodz.
 
shirlene29 said:
that ones got a back story. I was just tellin the friend in the share about how I almost bought a miniature donkey for my ex husband when we were still married because I thought the little ass jokes would never get old...12 yrs later, they still aren't

point made...lolol
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Lolololol I'm killing myself laughing
 
shirlene29 said:
Oh man. I was so fuckin drunk that night and pissed about something...that I don't even remember now..lolol
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That's cool we saw clam or some of us did so I'm returning the favor I guess. Chicks aren't like dudes so pics prolly don't turn anyone on worth a shit except Pick. I can't even get hard.
 
LOLOLOL...youre gonna be so pissed at yourself tomorrow

even drunk I left myself the option to take the pics down

still lol@ the fact that aphids was the first person to go check for pics tho...
 
shirlene29 said:
LOLOLOL...youre gonna be so pissed at yourself tomorrow

even drunk I left myself the option to take the pics down

still lol@ the fact that aphids was the first person to go check for pics tho...
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How do you know that's my cawk? Well you would know but not many do and I can deny that one. You know the real goods :)
 
I heard cali was buzzed so I ran straight here. *GASP* Fuck I'm getting old. What I miss? Please don't say butt pic, please don't say butt pic.
 
We are currently discussing ft's cawk! As usual, this thread got geighed up lol
 
lemme redeem this thread...

2yo518x.jpg
 
its a shame I don't have those nev boxer brief pics......

there'd be stunned silence

theres a reason Ive been trying to get those noodz for four yrs
 
Lololololililol

I could post a pic of my inside out a-hole from all the butt pissing I did today on my juice cleanse but I thought huge balls/tiny cawk would make for more interesting lol's.
 
I'd say whomever that is has an awesome cawk to ball ratio. Stop being a bunch of Ron fucking Jeremy's.
 
I'm sorry wtf is the point of this thread I completely hijacked it with dudes obsessed with my cockage.
 
Now I'm really gonna walk to the liquor store!
 
well is someone gonna send me fuckin cock pics or what??


fuck...where's my pineapple. Im goin to my room.
 
My wine is gone and I ordered a pizza! FML! lol
 
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