THATS IT MR. MONKEY MAN. i was talkin with my wife yesterday and she said " why dont you invite puddlemonkey down, he can help me decorate our new house. you know "those" type guys are soooo good with style and decorating" and i chimed in "yeah, maybe his boss at the hair salon and florist will give him a few days off and i'll spring for round tickets and throw him a couple hundred bucks" in which my wife quickly replied " you know he probably lives in an abandoned house with like 30 stray cats and a couple hundred bucks would be like a million dollars to that poor GAY bastard" well guess what...........forget it. i cant believe we even entertained the idea.