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tinytank

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ok that whole girl that was fucking about with me for ages, (B/F hit her i stuck up for her,now shes blameing me for taking things to far, and now shes back with him ) well she texted me today asking

Her : what are you doing this weekend ?
Me : ill probs be at the gym, then out at the pubs, not much. what about u ?
Her : oh, BTW dont go out this weekend plz, kierans getting really pissed off with you guys, and you will probs gett batterd !
Me : who is going to batter me like lol ?
Her : not just you but all your mates too.
Me : WTF, all my mates ? like me alan, paul, ect ect, who would try something like that ? the berries ? ( just a group of family guys that really hate us )
Her : no.
Me:mike and his lot ?
Her : no
Me : The IRA, lol
Her : no hes against that now.
Me : well fuck ya cause im going out this weekend.

things just may get heated !
 
good luck. i hate jealous people
 
tinytank said:
Her : oh, BTW dont go out this weekend plz, kierans getting really pissed off with you guys, and you will probs gett batterd !
Me : who is going to batter me like lol ?


Battered?? What is that? Like baby batter? Somebody is going to baby batter you and your mates?


Perv.
 
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EnderJE said:
What? you got the IRA after you? dang....


lol the guys irish,.. and said when i had him by the neck a few months ago, that i better not touch him, because his uncle is in the IRA, and would sort me out if i touched him.
 
tinytank said:
lol the guys irish,.. and said when i had him by the neck a few months ago, that i better not touch him, because his uncle is in the IRA, and would sort me out if i touched him.
Tell him that if he touches you that you have friends with the Japanese Yakuza...
 
mekannik said:
tinytank said:
Her : oh, BTW dont go out this weekend plz, kierans getting really pissed off with you guys, and you will probs gett batterd !
Me : who is going to batter me like lol ?
QUOTE]


Battered?? What is that? Like baby batter? Somebody is going to baby batter you and your mates?


Perv.


WTF ?? u cant be scottish . u scottish wanabe ! batter = beaten up
 
EnderJE said:
Tell him that if he touches you that you have friends with the Japanese Yakuza...

i kinda feel for the guy, i was kinda with his feonci. he was pissed with that. he then swung for me on xmas eve, i just smiled and winked, and walked away. but then he started on all my mates too, which is a bad idea, i mean some of my boys i wouldnt even joke with them, 1 has just goten a police tag off of him, for beating up 3 guys in a club, and making 2 of them go under plastic surgery due to the damage he caused ! hes had to many chances now. and now that skinny lil fuck is making threats like this ? WTF ?
 
And don't die on me. If I hear that you've been taken out by the IRA, I won't be able to live the drunken european lifestyle vicariously (sp?) through you.

I'll call in the Navy.
 
EnderJE said:
And don't die on me. If I hear that you've been taken out by the IRA, I won't be able to live the drunken european lifestyle vicariously (sp?) through you.

I'll call in the Navy.


lol tonight has went ok so far,i went to see that 50cent movie, then had to drive round town on roll call, incase anything did happen, tonight seems to have went smoothly. im pritty tired now, its been a mad week. been at the gym , mon,tues,weds,thurs. and going tomorrow .oh and can someone plz tell me if i get hit first, how far can i go , on the whole self defence thing? because this guy is a fairy, and no doubt he will get onto the police if i knocked him on his boney ass.
 
Good for you.

Tell her bf this one's for hanselthecaretaker right before you punch him in the face. He'll be like wtf before he passes out. Pour your warm beer all over his hand then so he pisses himself. Some man he'll look like then, and if she's lucky his gf will realize it.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Good for you.

Tell her bf this one's for hanselthecaretaker right before you punch him in the face. He'll be like wtf before he passes out. Pour your warm beer all over his hand then so he pisses himself. Some man he'll look like then, and if she's lucky his gf will realize it.

lol ill tryand remeber that, but im done trying to wait for girls, i mean ive put myself outa my way enough to suit her. she can go get hit by a bus and i wouldnt care. i recon i could be in a fight tonight, and to be honest im kinda looking forward to smashing his face in. u guys not remeber me tell u all how pissed off i was after he swung for me but i just smiled and winked then walked away. im just pissed off that now he making threats like this. the boy is going to need Mr T to save him now.
 
Where do you live?

In some cases, you can strike first in self defense if the guy is threatening you.

Unless you are 3 times his size.
 
novamanms said:
Where do you live?

In some cases, you can strike first in self defense if the guy is threatening you.

Unless you are 3 times his size.
I doubt it
 
novamanms said:
Where do you live?

In some cases, you can strike first in self defense if the guy is threatening you.

Unless you are 3 times his size.


does that count if your half of his size ?
 
It really depends.

I would let the guy attack first, flatten him with ONE strike, and call it off. Anything more than that, and you may be pushing it.

Again, it also depends on where you live. In MS, we get away with a lot more shit.
 
novamanms said:
It really depends.

I would let the guy attack first, flatten him with ONE strike, and call it off. Anything more than that, and you may be pushing it.

Again, it also depends on where you live. In MS, we get away with a lot more shit.

oh we get away with alot over here too, just the guy knows me and my whole address ect ect. and hes the type who will press charges if someone pushed past him in a que. but if hes wanting to play tough i will let him make the first move. but what happens if i keep provoking him, like winking at him with a smile, dropping my drink on his shoes , bumbing into him ect ?
 
Well, since you are in a different country (I just now realized that), I have no clue what the laws are. I figure you Scots can scuffle a tad more than we yanks.

However, over here, as long as you don't make initial contact (without first being threatened) and you don't make an initial threat, you can pretty much do anything else. Verbal harassment and bumping into someone can equate to assault and battery in the more anal parts of the U.S.

But winks and spilling drinks...hmmm....your mileage may vary there. That would probably be the upper limits of legally fucking with the guy.
 
Hey TT next time I am over there we need to go have a few, and let me see all this shit you get into. It reminds me of my university days.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Hey TT next time I am over there we need to go have a few, and let me see all this shit you get into. It reminds me of my university days.

Cheers,
Scotsman

kl kl, where did u go to uni ?
 
Yeah, when I bounced, I was more or less carrying people around who had drank too much slag. Not many fights.
 
Yeah, I just met ya, but it'd suck to see anybody get jailed over a pint-sized douche.
 
the night went smooth, untill i walked past him on the stairs, he mutterd something so i kicked the back of his knee, then the bouncer pulled me away before i could do anything. then i went to the toilet to wash my face becuase i was red with anger. then like 3 people from his football team came in and grabbed me by the neck, told me not to fuck about with him or his girl. i then gave him 3 seconds to let go or else he will end up in hospital. he let me go, i told him my side of the story and how that girl had played me ect. then a guy from my gym came in and asked if i was ok, then those dudes left. now im kinda drunk and cant quite remeber how this happend but i remeber i was getting pulled outside the club by my bro, telling me to cool off. ??? i dont know? oh that was about it on the fighting side..

but i was getting lots of girl attention because word spread that i wasnt seeing that girl anymore. girls were coming upto me hugging me pressing their chest up against me really hard, the asking " is it true u and her are not seeing each other again ? " then i was like na shes a fucking psycho. then they would start hugging me again, saying " OOhhh, poor baby " so i dont know where i stand at this point in time, all i know is no WW3 blew off.
 
im still laughing after 30 posts at 3verhung's "duck, bob, weave" posts...
 
victoria978 said:
Fug that duck, bob and weave sht! Fight to win! Grab him by his balls and head-butt him on the bridge of his nose.

yeah would have done, but that night i was out numberd and my bro and that were telling me to just leave it tonight.wait untill it suits us better. hard thing to do, but it worked out ok i guess.
 
tinytank said:
ok that whole girl that was fucking about with me for ages, (B/F hit her i stuck up for her,now shes blameing me for taking things to far, and now shes back with him ) well she texted me today asking

Her : what are you doing this weekend ?
Me : ill probs be at the gym, then out at the pubs, not much. what about u ?
Her : oh, BTW dont go out this weekend plz, kierans getting really pissed off with you guys, and you will probs gett batterd !
Me : who is going to batter me like lol ?
Her : not just you but all your mates too.
Me : WTF, all my mates ? like me alan, paul, ect ect, who would try something like that ? the berries ? ( just a group of family guys that really hate us )
Her : no.
Me:mike and his lot ?
Her : no
Me : The IRA, lol
Her : no hes against that now.
Me : well fuck ya cause im going out this weekend.

things just may get heated !

She's an idiot, go have fun!
 
pervis ellison said:
ahahha..chesty...one post was all you needed in this endless thread..

nice work chesty...KAK


I'll make it two cause I can :)
 
No offence TT, I understand aggression and how you have to adapt to your environment as part of everyday survival but every time I read your posts it reinforces my resolve never to go back to live in the UK. I hear reports from the tourists here who tell me it's going down the drain, gangs of yob kids out of control, pelting the police and emergency services with bricks, violent crimes on the increase and so forth. Most of them are third generation and I can see that they genuinely fear for their selves. Can you see it from the outside, is it really getting that bad or do you see it as always being that way?
 
My main fear was that the guy was going to have buddies with him.

How is the U.K., anyways? I hear about the dangers the doormen are always in and wondered if it was blown out of proportion. I hear Ireland is generally the most peaceful country to live in, but you can still get ganked in the right situation.

I've got some guys looking for me in my neck of the woods, so I know how it feels. But I'm glad everything turned out moderately o.k. in your situation.
 
JayC9 said:
No offence TT, I understand aggression and how you have to adapt to your environment as part of everyday survival but every time I read your posts it reinforces my resolve never to go back to live in the UK. I hear reports from the tourists here who tell me it's going down the drain, gangs of yob kids out of control, pelting the police and emergency services with bricks, violent crimes on the increase and so forth. Most of them are third generation and I can see that they genuinely fear for their selves. Can you see it from the outside, is it really getting that bad or do you see it as always being that way?


everyday man. i dont want to live here, or have my children ( if i can have em ) to grow up here . but im proud scotland , but feel it is now based around hate and anger. it has made me a strong person growning up here. going to football games and seeing ur dad, shouting " you fucking CUNT ! " to the ref. and as a 5-6 year old im thinking to myself, damm dad hes just doing his job. " that was my father role model ! meh go figure .
 
Great gangsta thread. The IRA was disbanded few months ago btw... tell that bitch that G-Unit are on their way to get these guys.
 
Couple of missed opportunities here!
1. The girl was txting you because she wanted the cock. Trust me!
2. You should have said "do you want to get out of here" to one of the girl boobing you at the bar. They were ripe for some sexing too!
3. When the guy from the gym came in the bathroom you should have lit up one of the 3 guys from the football team. The guy from the gym would have grabbed the other two.
*You need to start doing simple things to open up your pool of ass. Make sure you smile when these girls hug you. Tell them you were hoping to see them. Compliment them on something they are wearing.
You can easily get in all these girls pants. Believe me. Its a lot easier than you think!
 
I dont think anything is going to happen. They all seem like a bunch of pussies. With most of the people I know and myself included. There are no warnings. If you fuck with someones girl or ex girl for that matter,that someone is gonna catch you.
 
slat1 said:
Couple of missed opportunities here!
1. The girl was txting you because she wanted the cock. Trust me!
2. You should have said "do you want to get out of here" to one of the girl boobing you at the bar. They were ripe for some sexing too!
3. When the guy from the gym came in the bathroom you should have lit up one of the 3 guys from the football team. The guy from the gym would have grabbed the other two.
*You need to start doing simple things to open up your pool of ass. Make sure you smile when these girls hug you. Tell them you were hoping to see them. Compliment them on something they are wearing.
You can easily get in all these girls pants. Believe me. Its a lot easier than you think!

yeah man i know, ive let the team down with these chicks, but not for long, now ive got that bitch outa my system, i can fully consentrate on getting random 1 night stand pussy ! this story has a lesson in it. and that lesson is "dont get to close to chicks, just fuck em"
 
manny78 said:
Great gangsta thread. The IRA was disbanded few months ago btw... tell that bitch that G-Unit are on their way to get these guys.


true they laid down their arms but in the past decade the IRAhave been nothing more then a organized crime racket,much like a mob selling drugs etc to make money
 
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