Try this just once ..........

[WODIN]

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding
and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended
when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this
vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it,
I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box
when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I
shot and killed the woman who owns this car and
stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police,
and the captain approached the driver to handle
the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner'
card. (The driver owned the car.)
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so
I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
(Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.)
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?
I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
stopped you said you told him you didn't have a
license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox,
and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you
I was speeding, too.

 

[Big Buck]

I got that one in an e-mail the other day.....

 

[madbomber31]

makes ya wonder how far you could take a cop before he beat ya silly.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

Oh I love that one...I bet before the driver finished all of that he would have been beaten and drug from the car lol

 

[METHYL MIKE]

I wonder if it would work??? Might have to try it hehehe....

 

[Dread Lord Good Guy]

what would chesty do if someone said that 2 him>?

 

[WODIN]

Chesty would peg the guy to his car hood, cuff him and take him in.

 

[slickdadd]

Yeah i think you'd be cuffed after about the 2nd or 3rd remark.

 

[Gilbyag]

lol, although this reminds me of Wed evening on my way home. lets see, 64 in a 45, failed to change the address on my license and failed to provide current insurance info.

 

[chesty]

I would, after I regained my composure and stopped crying from the laughter! That is too much and it would be so original that you would have to let him go.