Translation of CNN Headlines.

[WODIN]

U.S. wants Israeli pullback now - "Get the fuck out of the west bank before we all end up paying $2.00 bucks for a fucking gallong of gas would ya!!!"

Sharon says moves 'decisive' for peace- "We have yet to kill Yasser Arafat and we sor t of really want him dead."

Andersen may slash 6,000 jobs - "For sale, one calculator and an abacus? Anyone?"

 

[casavant]

LOL

 

[GLADIATOR351]

U.S. wants Israeli pullback now - "Get the fuck out of the west bank before we all end up paying $2.00 bucks for a fucking gallong of gas would ya!!!"

 

[Longhorn85]

More Headlines translated:

From the New York Times:

Bush and Powell Repeat Demand For Israeli Withdrawal

Translation: Hey dude, I'm with you, but I can only buy you so much more time before the pressure starts to get to me and I'll have to cut you off. If you're going to axe this guy Arafat make it happen soon okay?


From the Washington Times:

Arafat tells Gunmen holed up in Church to refuse deal

Translation: Keep firing at those bastards until they give me what I want, a hacienda on the French Riviera and a houseful of virgin maidens!