i was mortally wounded in a freak bowling mishap in 1994. shortly afterward the styrofoam cup repair factory i worked in, caught fire and i suffered 2nd degree burns over 80% of my body. while i was convalescing, my wife took a part time job working on a mayonnaise farm. on her second day of work, she was mowed down by a tractor.
it seemed the end to me. people were aghast at my misfortune. friends and family feared for my sanity. "should i commit suicide", was my constant and logical mantra. the clergy and physicians implored me to sign up for disability. life had dealt me a series of devastating and seemingly insurmountable blows. did i give up? HELL NO!!!
i discovered that the pain medication i received for my burns had tremendous value on the illicit drug market. i sold my pain meds to the kids in the neighborhood. i parlayed that money into video equipment and set up shop in my garage, cashing in on the bestiality market. i hired winos for 25 bucks a pop to fuck chickens and cats on film. within 2 years i had enough money to set up multiple crystal meth labs up and down the east coast. did i give up? i turned my misfortune into a thriving business that has supplied thousands of people with what they need, making me a lot of money and a very happy man. never let people convince you you can't do it. never let anyone steal your dreams.