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[BigCracker]

Post nude pics of your old lady and you'll have my immediate respect.

 

[newfoundpower]

That sounds like an awful lot of work! Can't I just take a couple dbol pillz and look better? I don't wanna be bodybuilder-big, that's just gross. If I wanted to be a bodybuilder I know that would take me at least 3 months of daily workouts to start winning shows. I don't have that kind of time or patience, so I'll settle for the metrosexual "Mens Health Magazine"-lean look that I'm hoping to acquire with 20 anavar pills and daily Bowflex workouts for a month. I wanna keep my goals realistic. Who knows, maybe 6 months from now after my physique matures I'll send my pic to Joe Weider in hopes of getting a special invite to compete in next year's Mr O. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

That is some funny shit

 

[BigCracker]

That is some funny shit

The not so funny part is that variations of that post can legitimately be found on here at almost any time.