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Too many kittens

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thanks to the wonders of sexual reproduction, my gf's cat had too many kittens, she didn't know what to do with them, and I knew she didn't have the heart to kill them, even though they were so malnourished since the mama couldn't feed them all. so I took a shovel and decapitated half of them, it was kind of sad. But kind of fun too. And then I buried them in the back yard and told her I didn't know what happened, they must have run away or something. well at least she will get some joy from the kittens, their heads and bodies are fertilizeing her vegetable garden
 
LOL

My neighbors cat kept sleeping in my convertable when I'd leave my top down so I got an old bear trap I had for decor and put a can of tuna in it.

SMACK dead cat
 
OR...

you could have just whacked off a little...that is known to kill kittens instantly.
 
I commend you on your mercy kill, quick and effective. Its the right thing to do sometimes. Sometimes ill bash somethings head in with a rock, I dont like seeing things die slow, painful deaths when I can send them off instantly.
 
GRIT said:
thanks to the wonders of sexual reproduction, my gf's cat had too many kittens, she didn't know what to do with them, and I knew she didn't have the heart to kill them, even though they were so malnourished since the mama couldn't feed them all. so I took a shovel and decapitated half of them, it was kind of sad. But kind of fun too. And then I buried them in the back yard and told her I didn't know what happened, they must have run away or something. well at least she will get some joy from the kittens, their heads and bodies are fertilizeing her vegetable garden

Are looking for attention? You got it? What else?

I won't resort to any name-calling or coprophagous epithets as you are jsut a waste of my vocabulary and a waste of cyberspace.

Do yourself a favor and take the test for electroencephalographly challenged individulas, like yourself, and see if there are any defecting brain waves that are conducive towards an imbecil behaviour...

Go to:www.electroencephalographly challenged individulas.moron.
 
GRIT said:
thanks to the wonders of sexual reproduction, my gf's cat had too many kittens, she didn't know what to do with them, and I knew she didn't have the heart to kill them, even though they were so malnourished since the mama couldn't feed them all. so I took a shovel and decapitated half of them, it was kind of sad. But kind of fun too. And then I buried them in the back yard and told her I didn't know what happened, they must have run away or something. well at least she will get some joy from the kittens, their heads and bodies are fertilizeing her vegetable garden

Dude If I ever see you...

you will regret it.
 
hardrock said:
Be a man and tell your girl what REALLY happened. See what she thinks about it.

What are you talking about. A real man kills kittens with shovels....right????
 
GRIT said:
thanks to the wonders of sexual reproduction, my gf's cat had too many kittens, she didn't know what to do with them, and I knew she didn't have the heart to kill them, even though they were so malnourished since the mama couldn't feed them all. so I took a shovel and decapitated half of them, it was kind of sad. But kind of fun too. And then I buried them in the back yard and told her I didn't know what happened, they must have run away or something. well at least she will get some joy from the kittens, their heads and bodies are fertilizeing her vegetable garden


SINCE YOUR MOM OBVIOUSLY DIDNT HAVE THE HEART TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE TOOK YOU OUT BACK AND DECAPITATED YOU WITH A SHOVEL AS TO PREVENT YOU FROM PASSING ON YOUR GENES.



KAYNE
 
I know this was a bullshit post but - apparently, about 1 in 9 cats born in the US will find a home, the rest are put down due to lack of homes. SPAY YOUR PETS PEOPLE!!!!
 
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