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BradG
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I start the night off not feeling great but I end up going to the bar anyway. (I’m off the rest of the week) Once at the bar, I’m having a good time and the chick next to me who I’ve never met or spoken to asks me
“Why are you still here? Shouldn’t you be making a beer run for the after party?”
“Oh, it’s at my place huh? Well, I do have some rum, whiskey, and tequila”
Then the guy across the table chimes in: “Alright, I guess it’s at your house then!”
OK, cool! This should be fun. So he and the girl next to me have me draw them a map to my place. I do. I cut out about 30 minutes early to do a bit of tidying up before they all get there. Sure enough they show up. About 10 of them in all. Some I’ve never met before tonight, some I know fairly well. Anyway I put my sister and her friend in charge of the music. It went really well actually. I still have liquor left and everybody seemed to have a good time. I had an area where people could dance. We played darts some. All in all a good time. Then people start leaving. A girl there comes in and tells me: “Umm, I think someone is stuck.”
Great! I check outside and look down the street. Yup, there she is, all four wheels in the soggy ditch. DAMN! I find some flimsy tie straps and go to pull her out.
They break.
Then I use a thin rope but double it up a few times. It worked but only after another girl convinced the one who got stuck that she’d be better at helping drive the stuck vehicle out of the ditch. In any case, we got it out.
Next, I’m told by the one remaining guy:
“Hey man is there a place Tina and I can lay it down for a couple hours?”
“Uhhh, sure man. Take the spare bedroom. Nobody will slip in there.”
And, they do but not before he tells me “Man I think you should get it on with Melissa. There’s no issue on her side.” “
Thanks man, I don’t have any interest with her.”
After some conversation the other girl (Melissa) leaves and I’m left here waiting on two people I barely know to get out of my spare bedroom so I can go to bed. They do finally. Well, the chick does who proceeds to tell me “Jake is still in the bedroom. He’ thinks he can get it up” Oh, wonderful! Not only are two people who I barely know getting it on in my spare bedroom it’s a frustrated endeavor. Well Jake comes out finally. So, now it’s time for everyone to head home. Not so simple. Tina proceeds to tell me that she doesn’t want to ride home with Jake. Ok, I’ll take you home. I finally get it to Jake that he’s just going to have to go home alone. He does, somewhat disgruntled, and I take Tina home.
“You are the nicest person I’ve ever met. Why aren’t you taken?” says Tina. No joke. These words came out of her mouth, albeit a somewhat drunken mouth. “I don’t know Tina. I was until recently.” I get Tina home and drive back myself.
It has been a crazy night for me. Forgive the rambling. I just needed to tell someone about it.
“Why are you still here? Shouldn’t you be making a beer run for the after party?”
“Oh, it’s at my place huh? Well, I do have some rum, whiskey, and tequila”
Then the guy across the table chimes in: “Alright, I guess it’s at your house then!”
OK, cool! This should be fun. So he and the girl next to me have me draw them a map to my place. I do. I cut out about 30 minutes early to do a bit of tidying up before they all get there. Sure enough they show up. About 10 of them in all. Some I’ve never met before tonight, some I know fairly well. Anyway I put my sister and her friend in charge of the music. It went really well actually. I still have liquor left and everybody seemed to have a good time. I had an area where people could dance. We played darts some. All in all a good time. Then people start leaving. A girl there comes in and tells me: “Umm, I think someone is stuck.”
Great! I check outside and look down the street. Yup, there she is, all four wheels in the soggy ditch. DAMN! I find some flimsy tie straps and go to pull her out.
They break.
Then I use a thin rope but double it up a few times. It worked but only after another girl convinced the one who got stuck that she’d be better at helping drive the stuck vehicle out of the ditch. In any case, we got it out.
Next, I’m told by the one remaining guy:
“Hey man is there a place Tina and I can lay it down for a couple hours?”
“Uhhh, sure man. Take the spare bedroom. Nobody will slip in there.”
And, they do but not before he tells me “Man I think you should get it on with Melissa. There’s no issue on her side.” “
Thanks man, I don’t have any interest with her.”
After some conversation the other girl (Melissa) leaves and I’m left here waiting on two people I barely know to get out of my spare bedroom so I can go to bed. They do finally. Well, the chick does who proceeds to tell me “Jake is still in the bedroom. He’ thinks he can get it up” Oh, wonderful! Not only are two people who I barely know getting it on in my spare bedroom it’s a frustrated endeavor. Well Jake comes out finally. So, now it’s time for everyone to head home. Not so simple. Tina proceeds to tell me that she doesn’t want to ride home with Jake. Ok, I’ll take you home. I finally get it to Jake that he’s just going to have to go home alone. He does, somewhat disgruntled, and I take Tina home.
“You are the nicest person I’ve ever met. Why aren’t you taken?” says Tina. No joke. These words came out of her mouth, albeit a somewhat drunken mouth. “I don’t know Tina. I was until recently.” I get Tina home and drive back myself.
It has been a crazy night for me. Forgive the rambling. I just needed to tell someone about it.
