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Anyways Im gonna char every fuckstick in this thread if they dont straighten the fuck up
 
nangiggles said:
Lololol she's gonna be too tired and overwhelmed after the reception
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Not just her, a big wedding is fucking exhausting for both principals. Always seemed like a great party for everyone but the bride and groom, to me.

I just can't imagine losing your virginity the night after a big wedding. Sounds like a recipe for creating unpleasant memories.
 
We had a big wedding/reception, partied our asses off, consummated it, and got up at 430am half drunk and drove a few hours to fly out for the honeymoon
 
Good thing it wasn't our first time because our first sex as a married couple wasn't romantic at all. It got pretty nasty
 
This thread sux and nobody gives a fuck about the notbuffguy not even his new wife who prolly got him drunk and fucked the black bell boy at the hotel hes staying at

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He's probably got his dick stuck inside her, like when dogs are fucking and the male turns around and tries to walk away.
 
I dunno, he's gotten some really nasty flack recently on everything from his appearance to his adherence to his religious beliefs ... the mind boggles at the depraved comments he'll be hit with when/if he posts up.

I mean, seriously, what can any decent human being say about their wedding and honeymoon other than "It was a wonderful reception ... beautiful honeymoon ... we had a lot of fun ..." I'd be beyond horrified if I thought my new husband was describing our mutual deflowering in lurid detail to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
 
WoodyO said:
Tell us about your first time
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It was sad, we were both virgins. It was pathetic, confused and embarrassing.

Nobody had an orgasm, we both ended up in pain and neither of us could look each other in the eye for a full 24 hours.

And yes, we were in love at the time. Things were better before we tried the intimacy thing. The relationship died within a year.
 
buliwyf817 said:
Great, now I won't be able to beat off for at least the next 6 hrs....
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Oh waaaa, fucking waaaa.

Oversexed, porn brain washed assholes think the first time is like some sort of soft focus ball busting fantasy. The truth is, sex is like any other skill, you need to learn what you're doing.

Of course too many guys don't give a shit about doing it right, they just care about getting their nut off. And plenty of chicks think if they just spread, they're doing their share.

Honestly, I didn't learn how to have sex until I was in my late 20s, which means it took me about 10 years to learn how to do it, and enjoy it, and tell my partner my needs and read my partner's needs.

And seriously, before I was in my 30s I thought sex was a guy sticks his dick in you, moves it in and out about 9 or 10 times, and comes, and that's it. I never had intercourse that lasted for much more than 3 to 5 minutes until I met my current husband, and that's the honest to goodness truth.
 
musclemom said:
Oh waaaa, fucking waaaa.

Oversexed, porn brain washed assholes think the first time is like some sort of soft focus ball busting fantasy. The truth is, sex is like any other skill, you need to learn what you're doing.

Of course too many guys don't give a shit about doing it right, they just care about getting their nut off. And plenty of chicks think if they just spread, they're doing their share.

Honestly, I didn't learn how to have sex until I was in my late 20s, which means it took me about 10 years to learn how to do it, and enjoy it, and tell my partner my needs and read my partner's needs.

And seriously, before I was in my 30s I thought sex was a guy sticks his dick in you, moves it in and out about 9 or 10 times, and comes, and that's it. I never had intercourse that lasted for much more than 3 to 5 minutes until I met my current husband, and that's the honest to goodness truth.
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so what you are saying is?

you are not a star fish.
 
Faizakafez said:
so what you are saying is?

you are not a star fish.
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I don't know what that means.

EDIT: Nevermind, where would society be without the Internets and Urban dictionary?
 
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Waaayyyy too much info

But please continue ..I don't feel like working at all!
 
I think there are some physical compatibility issues sometimes. My partner cums quickly when I press deep into her and when she cums she makes lots of nice sounds which make me really horny then I cum. We are very compatible sexually. She gets a lot of pleasure from deep penatration which is cool because I don't want to have to go down on her everytime we have sex to make her cum. She has very powerful multiple orgasms when we are in the missionary position. She says no other partner had made her cum in that position. She also cums when she is on top & when I am behind her like spooning while I rub her clit.
 
ha1a1 said:
I think there are some physical compatibility issues sometimes. My partner cums quickly when I press deep into him and when he cums he makes lots of nice sounds which make me really horny then I cum. We are very compatible sexually. he gets a lot of pleasure from deep penatration which is cool because I don't want to have to go down on him everytime we have sex to make him cum. he has very powerful multiple orgasms when we are in the missionary position. he says no other partner had made him cum in that position. he also cums when he is on top & when I am behind him like spooning while I rub his dick.
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fixed
 
ha1a1 said:
I think there are some physical compatibility issues sometimes. My partner cums quickly when I press deep into her and when she cums she makes lots of nice sounds which make me really horny then I cum. We are very compatible sexually. She gets a lot of pleasure from deep penatration which is cool because I don't want to have to go down on her everytime we have sex to make her cum. She has very powerful multiple orgasms when we are in the missionary position. She says no other partner had made her cum in that position. She also cums when she is on top & when I am behind her like spooning while I rub her clit.
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I'm not sure I'm following you. Could you possibly be any more descriptive? Perhaps a pic would help.
 
caligirl85 said:
Waaayyyy too much info

But please continue ..I don't feel like working at all!
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WoodyO said:
I'm not sure I'm following you. Could you possibly be any more descriptive? Perhaps a pic would help.
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... and to think I felt I was overstepping boundaries of appropriateness with my story ... now, not so much.

That being said, Ha1a1, good on you (and your lady) that your S/O can have predictable coital orgasms and even can have multiples. Very lucky lady and you are a lucky man, I wish you both nothing but a life filled with all the best :qt:
 
musclemom said:
... and to think I felt I was overstepping boundaries of appropriateness with my story ... now, not so much.



That being said, Ha1a1, good on you (and your lady) that your S/O can have predictable coital orgasms and even can have multiples. Very lucky lady and you are a lucky man, I wish you both nothing but a life filled with all the best :qt:
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Ya I was thinking...is this real life?!? She's a rarity!
 
So has anyone heard if buffgay performed the Alabama Hot Pocket, or nah?

I'm not reading through all this horseshit to find out
 
I just ate a pint of Thai Iced Tea flavored ice cream and drank a bottle of pink moscato. It has nothing to do with anything, but it's still more interesting than buff geighs flaccid peen.
 
ha1a1 said:
I think there are some physical compatibility issues sometimes. My partner cums quickly when I press deep into her and when she cums she makes lots of nice sounds which make me really horny then I cum. We are very compatible sexually. She gets a lot of pleasure from deep penatration which is cool because I don't want to have to go down on her everytime we have sex to make her cum. She has very powerful multiple orgasms when we are in the missionary position. She says no other partner had made her cum in that position. She also cums when she is on top & when I am behind her like spooning while I rub her clit.
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This doesn't happen.
 
Cali72 said:
This doesn't happen.
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I always regretted breaking up with an ex because she'd cum pretty easy. I then went out with an absolutely beautiful sexy looking woman who could only cum when she was stoned. Which sucked because I dont smoke weed and it took ages for her to cum by rubbing lightly on her clit with one finger while pulling her flaps back with the other hand. She only had clitoral orgasms unless she was being choked while being anally penetrated. I had to break up with her because she was so draining.
 
ha1a1 said:
I always regretted breaking up with an ex because she'd cum pretty easy. I then went out with an absolutely beautiful sexy looking woman who could only cum when she was stoned. Which sucked because I dont smoke weed and it took ages for her to cum by rubbing lightly on her clit with one finger while pulling her flaps back with the other hand. She only had clitoral orgasms unless she was being choked while being anally penetrated. I had to break up with her because she was so draining.
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This never happened either.
 
I used "cool Story" and "nobody cares" on an inter office email Monday when I was arguing with a salesman I don't care for. Most of my team was on copy, so they all got a laugh out of it.
 
WoodyO said:
Today is the Day:
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I still dont give a fuck that danotbufffguy got married. And i got 20 says hes still a virgin.

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This thread sux.

Oh, and I'm not talking about my sexual life to anyone. Suffice it to say we are both happy. Move along.
 
Hi buff! How was the wedding?? Day not night...
 
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