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Today at the gym....

Illuminati

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My gym story for the day...

i went to do some weighted pull-ups to day, and i was wandering all around the gym looking for the belt with the chain on it. i thought to myself, "fuck, somebody stole it, or has hit it." so i circle back to the free weight area, cause i decided to do some bar rows instead. i look in the mirror, and what do i see, but this girl doing pull ups. not just any girl. she was fine as fuck. little short blonde thing, probably about 5'3" not even 110lbs. i had seen her in there before, and she's got an amazing body. all toned, nice firm ass. she's wearing this tight ass "booty" shorts, and and a skin tight shirt.

and then my fuckin jaw drops. she's got the belt on that i was looking for. and has a 25lb weight hanging off it, and she does 10 pull-ups. so i continue to watch through the mirrors, and she does 3 more sets of 10. i just about shit my pants.

since i didn't want to feel like the total sleeze ball, and look like "that guy" who tries to pick up chicks at the gym, i didn't say anything. but i did notice as the guy she was working out with attempt to do weighted pull-ups with a 45. this guy would drop down after his sets, and walk around in circles, like he was some big hot shot. she starts doing leg press, and this guy is standing next to her. the leg press machine is next to the power rack, which also just happens to be where i do my weighted pull-ups. as i pick up the belt, i see the guy look at me and say something to the girl, she looks at me, and starts giggling.

so im thinking "this guy wants to talk shit?" i do my first set of 10 with ease, with a 45. i look in the mirror and see him staring at me, as if he wanted to say something. i caught my breath and added a 25 (70lbs total, BTW i weigh 225) and do 3 more sets of 8. at this point him and his friends are staring at me like im some sort of freak. the girl and her friends are looking at me. i notice that other people had noticed me doing the weighted pull-ups. and one of my friends says "i take it those guys pissed you off." i just nod my head and start laughing. "watch this" i says to him. i ditch the 25, and grap another 45 (90lbs total.) i get to a dead hang on the bar, pause for a second and look at the guy that was talking shit a few minutes ago, just to make sure he got a good view. i pull off 5 pull-ups with 90lbs, the whole time staring at this guy. as i get done, his girl is staring at me. he grabs her by the arm, and pulls her away.

call me cocky, but this guy pissed me off, so i had to show him up. it felt good to make someone look like a bitch in front of their girl, and all his friends. i did get a complement. one guy came up to me and said nice work. i told him i was pissed cause i couldn't get a 6th. he says "dont worry. nobody here is gonna call you a pussy!"
 
lol love the story bro, thats one way to shut'em up.
 
steven...nothing is more fun then shutting someone up, and making them look like a bitch.

leanmean...i really dont think i could have pulled off another 45.

deltree....maybe it was primitive, but it worked.
 
Nice story that illustrates how little men have evolved since the prehistoric ages ;)

BTW pull-ups with 90lbs is damn impressive :)
 
You are primitive beast manly man. LOL. Great story.

It's always fun to make assclowns look stupid in front of their girls. You never know, she might be after you in a short while after that exhibition. :qt:
 
The weight never lies. serious ownage.

talking shit would be so much worse than what you did. you owned him at his own game. damn!

i have to spread K, sorry.
 
Great work. I love showing people up at the gym. Of course being bigger than 99% of the people there I don't get challenged too much.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
that would happen in my gym...there are alot of ego guys there that would scoff at the serious people. I'd have done the same thing. good stuff!
 
Fuckin egos!

Great story but damn! Egos are such a pain to step around in the gym.

Funny, I've seen such egos on some of these guys in the gym but it's always the guy you never figure that can't do half their weight or reps that can and does bitch slap them after last call in the parking lot.

An ego in the gym is worth about as much as as one of those used rags you use to wipe the sweat off the bench. What really counts doesn't even enter into the gym.

Nevertheless, deeply entertained by your story - I'd have paid money to watch you do that to them.

And that is some seriously impressive pull-up work dude! What I wouldn't give to be able to do that.
 
Illuminati said:
My gym story for the day...

i went to do some weighted pull-ups to day, and i was wandering all around the gym looking for the belt with the chain on it. i thought to myself, "fuck, somebody stole it, or has hit it." so i circle back to the free weight area, cause i decided to do some bar rows instead. i look in the mirror, and what do i see, but this girl doing pull ups. not just any girl. she was fine as fuck. little short blonde thing, probably about 5'3" not even 110lbs. i had seen her in there before, and she's got an amazing body. all toned, nice firm ass. she's wearing this tight ass "booty" shorts, and and a skin tight shirt.

and then my fuckin jaw drops. she's got the belt on that i was looking for. and has a 25lb weight hanging off it, and she does 10 pull-ups. so i continue to watch through the mirrors, and she does 3 more sets of 10. i just about shit my pants.

since i didn't want to feel like the total sleeze ball, and look like "that guy" who tries to pick up chicks at the gym, i didn't say anything. but i did notice as the guy she was working out with attempt to do weighted pull-ups with a 45. this guy would drop down after his sets, and walk around in circles, like he was some big hot shot. she starts doing leg press, and this guy is standing next to her. the leg press machine is next to the power rack, which also just happens to be where i do my weighted pull-ups. as i pick up the belt, i see the guy look at me and say something to the girl, she looks at me, and starts giggling.

so im thinking "this guy wants to talk shit?" i do my first set of 10 with ease, with a 45. i look in the mirror and see him staring at me, as if he wanted to say something. i caught my breath and added a 25 (70lbs total, BTW i weigh 225) and do 3 more sets of 8. at this point him and his friends are staring at me like im some sort of freak. the girl and her friends are looking at me. i notice that other people had noticed me doing the weighted pull-ups. and one of my friends says "i take it those guys pissed you off." i just nod my head and start laughing. "watch this" i says to him. i ditch the 25, and grap another 45 (90lbs total.) i get to a dead hang on the bar, pause for a second and look at the guy that was talking shit a few minutes ago, just to make sure he got a good view. i pull off 5 pull-ups with 90lbs, the whole time staring at this guy. as i get done, his girl is staring at me. he grabs her by the arm, and pulls her away.

call me cocky, but this guy pissed me off, so i had to show him up. it felt good to make someone look like a bitch in front of their girl, and all his friends. i did get a complement. one guy came up to me and said nice work. i told him i was pissed cause i couldn't get a 6th. he says "dont worry. nobody here is gonna call you a pussy!"

Actually, dude, I was just chuckling at you cause you had TP stuck to your shoe. And forget about the girl - she's a dyke.
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
You are primitive beast manly man. LOL. Great story.

It's always fun to make assclowns look stupid in front of their girls. :qt:

Depends on who you think was more stupid. Who fell for who's games?
 
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