MarthaStewart
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I wear a mesh Steelers jersey that is cut off just below the nipples. Then I also wear cut offs - but not overly tight - just enough that you can see the bulge in my pants that I create by stuffing a few pairs of socks down there.
I've had people in the past tell me that my unshaven gut hanging over my "Ford" belt buckle is offputting at a wedding reception - but hell, I always say "if you've got it, flaunt it!"
(no worries, I got back at them by pissing in the punch bowl - bunch of stuck up dicks. although it was a pretty big punch bowl and I tried it, you couldn't even tell that there was piss in it. kind of a waste I guess.)
I've had people in the past tell me that my unshaven gut hanging over my "Ford" belt buckle is offputting at a wedding reception - but hell, I always say "if you've got it, flaunt it!"
(no worries, I got back at them by pissing in the punch bowl - bunch of stuck up dicks. although it was a pretty big punch bowl and I tried it, you couldn't even tell that there was piss in it. kind of a waste I guess.)