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Crappiie said:
Question: How long does it take weed to clear from someones piss? Is it di. for a female? Is there any way to speed it up? The reason I ask this is because my sis smoked last night and has a piss test tomorrow for work. I wanted to help her out. Thanks!!! K to any help.
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According to Google......
Takes up to 30 days to clear the system. Go to GNC and ask for detox. teas.
 
go to a health food store and ask for a system clearing or flush drink. these drinks will clean your system of all toxins for 4-6hrs allowing you to pass a drug test. you just can't eat on the day of the test. drinking water is ok though. i had a buddy who used the drinks for probation for two years. plus most of them give you double your money back if you fail.
 
ask for q-carbo at gnc...don't mention anything about a drug test, just say you feel the need to detox your blood. it will run you about 50 bucks.
 
drink plenty of water, but in the end, if the urine is of abnormal color and she passes, the tester can send it to the lab and they will see the cover up and know that she should have failed........but for job purposes, i'd say she will be fine because they are not going to go through all the trouble.......you can mask the THC by overloading the body of water, she needs to drink a lot all the way up until the test....by doing this the kidneys are so flushed that its hard for THC to show up in urine....if its a mouth swab, she is going to fail

i know this because my friend at school runs a drug testing company
 
Thank you all so much!!! Ill give you all your Karma when I get back from the gym. Another question though......She has a sick liver.......Needs a transplant.......Will any of these drinks affect her liver in a bad way??? I dont want to make her any more sick than she already is. Ill come back from the gym and check this then if you all give the ok, Ill go to the GNC and get some. Thank you again!!!
 
Christ, I can't believe how many good bros have had to take these frigging blood tests. Hell, in my line of work, it's assumed I'm smoking something.
 
Crappiie said:
Question: How long does it take weed to clear from someones piss? Is it di. for a female? Is there any way to speed it up? The reason I ask this is because my sis smoked last night and has a piss test tomorrow for work. I wanted to help her out. Thanks!!! K to any help.
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If she is not a regular smoker and this was a once in a long time thing she will may be OK depending on how much she smoked and the potency.

Yes, becuase it is fat soluble it can stay in your system for 30 days or even longer if you are a chronic smoker. The longer and more frequently you smoke the more it builds up in your fat stores and takes a longer time to clear. But a one-time intake should be OK.

I have experienced this first-hand and not had a problem.

I am assuming she is taking a standard cheap test that 99% of employers purchase.

Check this out: http://my.marijuana.com/1b.php3
 
TCHs long half-life means that it does accumulate with repect for the volume and frequenct with which you toke the green choke. An infrequent and sporadic toker may clear easily in a couple weeks, while partaking more frequently multiplies the residual metabolites.
 
No offense, and I'm not trying to piss you off Crappie, but why did she smoke weed 2 days before a drug test? Didn't she know about the test?

rizz
 
Silent Method said:
TCHs long half-life means that it does accumulate with repect for the volume and frequenct with which you toke the green choke. An infrequent and sporadic toker may clear easily in a couple weeks, while partaking more frequently multiplies the residual metabolites.
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i would have to say even sooner then the that bro.when i was on probatoin i smoked a few times before a drug test and a all ways passed.
 
mhb3939 said:
My sister smokes that crap.... I never did understand it....
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I still say it's a healthier alternative to Prozac, Zoloft, Ambien, etc. At least weed doesn't take away your boner and change your perception of reality as a side effect.
 
needtogetas said:
i would have to say even sooner then the that bro.when i was on probatoin i smoked a few times before a drug test and a all ways passed.
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Curious, how close did you cut it, and with what frequency were you smoking?
 
BigCracker said:
I still say it's a healthier alternative to Prozac, Zoloft, Ambien, etc. At least weed doesn't take away your boner and change your perception of reality as a side effect.
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Dosen't change perception? I disagree.
 
Prizz said:
No offense, and I'm not trying to piss you off Crappie, but why did she smoke weed 2 days before a drug test? Didn't she know about the test?

rizz
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Dude not pissed at all. She had no idea about the test. Her boss came to her today and told her she needed a test if she wanted to stay working after the holidays. My sis smoked last night b4 heading out to the club.
 
firstly weed is the shit, secondly i know major hippies who have passed tests from drinking a gallon of cranberry and two gallons of water but they did this for a few days before. with one days notice you need test clear or something like that, there are a lot of substances like this you can buy at head shops where they sell pipes and bongs. you usually have a window of time so make sure to take it with enough time before the drug test
 
nuevo laredo said:
If she is not a regular smoker and this was a once in a long time thing she will may be OK depending on how much she smoked and the potency. QUOTE]


regular smokers are harder to clear because it takes more THC to give them the feeling of high.



if the test is a urine test, there is no need to buy all this bullshit. WATER will work as long as she starts drinking it all night tonight and day tomorrow before the test
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off course her urine is going to be clear as hell and they will know something is up, but she will pass unless they send it to a lab, which I highly doubt since it is for a job, not a test that the court has ordered

WATER,WATER,WATER..........LOL

she'll be fine bro
 
kbrkbr said:
Christ, I can't believe how many good bros have had to take these frigging blood tests. Hell, in my line of work, it's assumed I'm smoking something.
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what do you do bro?
 
brandonp005 said:
off course her urine is going to be clear as hell and they will know something is up, but she will pass unless they send it to a lab, which I highly doubt since it is for a job, not a test that the court has ordered

WATER,WATER,WATER..........LOL

she'll be fine bro
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If the sample is too watered down it will be declared non-viable and either count as a failure or they will request a second sample. This is for jobs, jail, probation, etc. It takes them about five minutes and a single test strip with five chemicals on it to measure the pH, creatinine levels, specific gravity, etc and they will know if she just loaded up on water.
 
brandonp005 said:
regular smokers are harder to clear because it takes more THC to give them the feeling of high.
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And because smoking every day gives the THC a chance to really build up in your fatty tissue.
 
the test that she will be taking will not check all that.....yes you are right when you are saying that they can notice that its full of water, but for the purpose that she is taking the test, they won't give a shit....they are not going to waste money on testing to see if the urine has been tampered with or diluted with water


plus bro, you earlier stated if she was a non smoker and it was a once in a long time thing, she would be ok.......then you turn around and change your statements
 
brandonp005 said:
plus bro, you earlier stated if she was a non smoker and it was a once in a long time thing, she would be ok.......then you turn around and change your statements
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I certainly didn't intend to change my position on that. I think she will be OK if it was a once in a long time thing. Can you point out to me where I changed my statement?
 
brandonp005 said:
the test that she will be taking will not check all that.....yes you are right when you are saying that they can notice that its full of water, but for the purpose that she is taking the test, they won't give a shit....they are not going to waste money on testing to see if the urine has been tampered with or diluted with water
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You might be right, but you could be wrong. Nobody knows for sure the protocol they are going to follow for her test unless you know where she works, what she does, why they are instituting a policy of drug testing, what test product they have contracted for with a lab, etc.

I took a simple pre-employment drug test for a job that doesn't really give a shit if you do drugs and the first thing the nurse did when I handed her the sample was drop a test stick in it that indicated the specific gravity, pH, creatinine, temp, and some other stuff that I cant remember what she said.

I'm not saying your wrong, just that its not really possible to know for sure what she's in for.
 
the overhydration thing will work, but depending on use and frequency it can stay with you forn up to 60 days start drinking h20 now and get to the point that while ur drinking ur oissing it right out it has to be the color of water u can actually get it to the point where u are pissing distilled water, all this is not gonna work if it is a nfl, ncaa, nhl, nba, or olympic test as they will test the ph and make u stay in the testing center until a "valid" sample is given, just for your info!!
 
Crappiie said:
Question: How long does it take weed to clear from someones piss? Is it di. for a female? Is there any way to speed it up? The reason I ask this is because my sis smoked last night and has a piss test tomorrow for work. I wanted to help her out. Thanks!!! K to any help.
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I take 2 piss test a month and breatalizers 2 a week. Here is the key.

Drink GALLLONS of water 3 hours before test. you soon should start pissing about every 20 min and should be as clear as the water you just drank. Meanwhile sit in saunas and exercise like crazy a week before. (obviously you cant in this case.) Most employers will not send it to the lab for analys. because that cost to much money. Most liekly the water should clear you up and if your that worried a couple multi V will give it some color. Or have someone piss in a bag before you go that hasnt done drugs. They will not watch you on less your on some heavy probation. Make sure you get the piss in the bag within min of taking it because they do have temp sensors on the cup. Well I dont smoke anymore but i have passed a lot of drug tests with these methods when i was 16.
 
Silent Method said:
Dosen't change perception? I disagree.
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OK, bad choice of words. From what I've heard is that drugs like Prozac alter your personality in a way where you feel fine at all times-yet you are confused whether or not things should make you feel bad, even when they should, but don't. If that makes any sense? Let me try again-smoking a little weed doesn't alter your emotional thought processes 24/7 that literally change your personality like RX anti depressants do.
 
Drink as much water every day as you possibly can once you find out you are getting tested. Then the day before the test..drink an entire bottle of white vinegar. No joke. Thats the best you can do. I've seen it work about 80% of the time (out of literally hundreds).
 
kbrkbr said:
I used to be a public speaking coach for George W. Bush, but now I'm an ethics consultant for the entire White House.







Nah, I'm a writer.
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L O f'ing L!!!!!

Ahaa!! I was sooo close. I was going to guess some kind of artist but decided to narrow in on actor.
 
BigCracker said:
OK, bad choice of words. From what I've heard is that drugs like Prozac alter your personality in a way where you feel fine at all times-yet you are confused whether or not things should make you feel bad, even when they should, but don't. If that makes any sense? Let me try again-smoking a little weed doesn't alter your emotional thought processes 24/7 that literally change your personality like RX anti depressants do.
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Prozac has what I call an "emotional flatline" effect. You never feel too down, but you never feel up (happy) either. I had to take that shit for about 6 months in the military after coming back from a particularly bad deployment, and I will never touch it again.

I can't smoke weed, but reality is a hell of a lot better than Prozac.
 
nuevo laredo said:
I certainly didn't intend to change my position on that. I think she will be OK if it was a once in a long time thing. Can you point out to me where I changed my statement?
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Bump so brandonp005 can explain what the hell he meant.
 
Crappiie said:
Question: How long does it take weed to clear from someones piss? Is it di. for a female? Is there any way to speed it up? The reason I ask this is because my sis smoked last night and has a piss test tomorrow for work. I wanted to help her out. Thanks!!! K to any help.
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very good friend of mine took 40 days...but daily user.
 
brohim said:
Prozac has what I call an "emotional flatline" effect. You never feel too down, but you never feel up (happy) either. I had to take that shit for about 6 months in the military after coming back from a particularly bad deployment, and I will never touch it again.

I can't smoke weed, but reality is a hell of a lot better than Prozac.
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Sounds about right. It scrambles your brain just enough to not give a shit. I don't know about you, but feeling like shit has been a critical factor in motivating myself to improve the quality of my life and emotional well being since adulthood. I guess weed does the same thing for some? But not me.
 
yo JOG. The more you sweat, the more THC you loose. THc clings to fat cells. When you burn fat you burn the THC off the cells, thus cleaning you out. Get some one source tablets, take 4 before a test with 4 20 oz bottles of water. DONT PISS UNTIL THE TEST. If its a instant test, she will pass. if its a send away test, the only way to pass 100% is get fake piss. Its called UrinLuck
 
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