You are guys are dicks. I think this situation might just be rectified by the theme song to the popular 80's sitcom Growing Pains:
As long as we've got each other...ooo-ooo-wee-ooo
We've got the world spinning right in our hands.
Baby, rain or shine, ALL the time,
We've got to be the
luckiest dreamers who've ever been dreaming.
As long as we keep on giving...ooo-ooo-wee-ooo
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
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And so on and so forth.