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Dr. Juice Monkey

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First of all, My name is Dr. Juice Monkey, i am a new member to this board, but the word new means nothing when it comes to anabolic steroids. I am also a student, in my second year at university doing my pharmaceutical studies, i am also a weightlifter actually power-lifter, and love the topic of steroids, i talk about it freely and the same holds true for my studies at school. WE TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. I would like to help people out on this board, and have high respect for the moderators and seniors of this website, and hope to quickly take my self to the highest rank on this website through knowledge.

Feel free to ask my anything, i will try my best to answer all questions, remember no question is a stupid question, unless its not asked.

Take care my fellow brothers.

Train your butts of in the gym. You only live once.

Bye
 
Well most of my knowledge comes from my experiences with steroids, cycles, and research, i think i have an added benefit, as a student whose actually taken steroids myself. This was a few years back, now i am not on them, and won't for other reasons then the side effects (which are really minimal if done right) which are often risen upon when doing them. Most of the studies behind the molecular structure on the generic name of the anabolic such as Dianabol is beyong the scope of this subject, as one needs vast knowledge of biochem, and caluclus to understand it. But any questions on, injection, stacking, type of drugs, benefits, and diets and training the last two are hard, because everyone has their own way of doing things, these are my areas of expertise.

Thank You all.

Bye
 
MMMMMHHH...thems some mighty big words he used in that post i reckon we gonna get learend... sumthin here..mmmmhhhhh
 
I posted this on the mucle food board, but no one is answering, so I'll try you.

A friend of mine was telling me that he uses hydrogyn peroxide in his drinking water to oxygenate his blood (muscle recovery) does this hold any truth? I thought that shit was just for cuts.
he says 1 tsp. per 8oz.
 
Dr. Juice Monkey said:
Well most of my knowledge comes from my experiences with chili,chilidogs,and frys, i think i have an added benefit, as a student whose actually eaten chilidogs myself. This was a few years back, now i am not on them, and won't for other reasons then the side effects (gas) which are often risen upon when eating them. Most of the studies behind the molecular structure on the generic name of the chili such as Dennisons is beyong the scope of this subject, as one needs vast knowledge of preperation and condiments to understand it. But any questions on, steaming Vs, frying, benefits, and side dishes the last two are hard, because everyone has their own way of doing things, these are my areas of expertise.

Thank You all.

Bye
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ummm ok. yes the structure of compounds such as dbol has to do with biochemistry...but what does it have to do with calculus.
 
Ok, there must be a conspiracy at work on this board.

Dr. Monkey, are you for real? MuscleWarrier and now you? This has got to be a joke.
 
LOL. Bud you'll soon find out that we have peeps on this board that have been using steroids as long<some longer> as you have been alive.

And we even have a few that have actually graduated college and understand really big words, even some scientific ones.
 
POP QUIZ DR. JUICE MONKEY:

1. How can you gain 50lbs in 1 month....?

2. What steroid gets you from 28% body fat....TO SHREADED in one month

3. Do you really have to work out if your on juice?

4. Why do penises get smaller when you do steroids?
 
SUST-MAN said:
POP QUIZ DR. JUICE MONKEY:

1. How can you gain 50lbs in 1 month....?

2. What steroid gets you from 28% body fat....TO SHREADED in one month

3. Do you really have to work out if your on juice?

4. Why do penises get smaller when you do steroids?
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Very clever, lets see if he bites
 
Dr. Juice Monkey said:
Well most of my knowledge comes from my experiences with steroids, cycles, and research, i think i have an added benefit, as a student whose actually taken steroids myself. This was a few years back, now i am not on them, and won't for other reasons then the side effects (which are really minimal if done right) which are often risen upon when doing them. Most of the studies behind the molecular structure on the generic name of the anabolic such as Dianabol is beyong the scope of this subject, as one needs vast knowledge of biochem, and caluclus to understand it. But any questions on, injection, stacking, type of drugs, benefits, and diets and training the last two are hard, because everyone has their own way of doing things, these are my areas of expertise.

Thank You all.

Bye
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Wow! You got to be fucking kidding me! An actual college student who has used steroids! That is the first time I have heard of a college student using roids! LOL!
 
bar, how would you go about absorbing O2 through your intestines? sounds kinda weird. my older bro once drank some H2O2 on accident and he stayed on the shitter all night (how you drink peroxide on accident is a mystery to me).

Ross
 
Dr. Juice Monkey said:
Well most of my knowledge comes from my experiences with steroids, cycles, and research, i think i have an added benefit, as a student whose actually taken steroids myself. This was a few years back, now i am not on them, and won't for other reasons then the side effects (which are really minimal if done right) which are often risen upon when doing them. Most of the studies behind the molecular structure on the generic name of the anabolic such as Dianabol is beyong the scope of this subject, as one needs vast knowledge of biochem, and caluclus to understand it. But any questions on, injection, stacking, type of drugs, benefits, and diets and training the last two are hard, because everyone has their own way of doing things, these are my areas of expertise.

Thank You all.

Bye
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hi, dr.duch monkey
since your area of expertise is, injection, stacking, type of drugs, benefits, and diets and training. how do i inject? what is stacking? do i have to eat protein when i do steroids? should i use machines or free weights when training? thanks for your time dr. duch monkey.:mommakin:
 
2 years at college and he knows THIS much? Wow.

I always laugh at how much everyone is CONVINCED they know at age 20.

When you hit 30, you realize more and more how little you know.

And you realize how much LESS you knew when you were 20.
 
All I can say is.....WOW! It never ends. If my calculations are correct I have been doing juice since he was in 6th grade or so and I have been training longer than he has been alive......And you are going to instruct me and guys like me on this board? Sorry if I seem pissy but you do 30 grams of carb a day for 6 weeks and see how you act...on Fina too!

Quad
 
Dr. Juice Monkey said:
Well most of my knowledge comes from my experiences with steroids, cycles, and research, i think i have an added benefit, as a student whose actually taken steroids myself. This was a few years back, now i am not on them, and won't for other reasons then the side effects (which are really minimal if done right) which are often risen upon when doing them. Most of the studies behind the molecular structure on the generic name of the anabolic such as Dianabol is beyong the scope of this subject, as one needs vast knowledge of biochem, and caluclus to understand it. But any questions on, injection, stacking, type of drugs, benefits, and diets and training the last two are hard, because everyone has their own way of doing things, these are my areas of expertise.

Thank You all.

Bye
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Okay hold on.
Your making UBC seem like its not worth the effort of enrolling (I'm from VAN), ahh....do they teach you to spell over at UBC?

What the hell is beyong?

I hate to knock you on that, but all the other guys seemed to already knocked you on everything else.

By the way guys, I'm planning on going to college and start taking gear, but i don't know jack shit, want my advice?

;)
 
Dr. Juice Monkey said:
Well most of my knowledge comes from my experiences with steroids, cycles, and research, i think i have an added benefit, as a student whose actually taken steroids myself. This was a few years back, now i am not on them, and won't for other reasons then the side effects (which are really minimal if done right) which are often risen upon when doing them. Most of the studies behind the molecular structure on the generic name of the anabolic such as Dianabol is beyong the scope of this subject, as one needs vast knowledge of biochem, and caluclus to understand it. But any questions on, injection, stacking, type of drugs, benefits, and diets and training the last two are hard, because everyone has their own way of doing things, these are my areas of expertise.

This is comical. Let's see--ex-steroid user; college student studying pharmacology (maybe); vast knowledge of biochem--I buy, but do you have it is the question. Calculus--hmmm, I haven't used Calculus in over 22 years and I was a math minor. One suggestion--don't come on the board expecting everyone to treat you like a God--prove yourself..contribute some articles..answer some questions, and let the board members be the judge. I had to do it and I have over 30 years experience in personal fitness and 14 years of general practice.
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Juice Monkey...

If you want to lead, you have to prove yourself and lead by example - put up and until then, shut up. Oh, and respect is earned, not given (both in life and on the boards).

DrG
 
I am actually the smartest person on this board, but unfortunately I also suffer from short & long-term memory loss, so I can't remember anything:(
 
You are guys are dicks. I think this situation might just be rectified by the theme song to the popular 80's sitcom Growing Pains:

As long as we've got each other...ooo-ooo-wee-ooo
We've got the world spinning right in our hands.
Baby, rain or shine, ALL the time,
We've got to be the
luckiest dreamers who've ever been dreaming.

As long as we keep on giving...ooo-ooo-wee-ooo
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
.....

And so on and so forth.
 
Okay, you worry me sometimes Nathan. How and Why do you remember the words to that song?
 
WTF? Everyone's turning on me! Abort! Abort!

Well, your welcome Dr. Juice Monkey it would seem I'll be your replacement for today's bashing. May I just say one thing? YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YA PLENTY.
 
NATHAN WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU You are the wierdest duc in the pond. I and everyone hear wishes we could be more like you. That hrick carmon shit was the funnest thing I have heard in a month. Hey what ever happened to the guy who shot in his ring? I know it is old but funny.

Welcome doctor jucie monkey don't midn them they are all on some sort of test and not freindly to strangers. We are working on that as we speak. At least we got them off the whole canablism thing they where on for a while.
 
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