Romanesque
New member
#1 Tell everyone you're a girl in th 10th Grade.
#2 When you make a post you regret, blame it on steroids.
#3 If you're not sure if something is good or not, just say it is gay.
#4 Remember that G.W actually planned 9/11 and John Kerry is secrtetly a Frenchman.
#5 Keep in mind that everyone is a narc until they produce pics of their breasts and/or penis.
#6 If you can't join a public or private organization, because you are too fat, keep that information to yourself.
#7 Stating that you've, "come out of the closet" is fine so long as you mention that your girlfriend licked it up.
#8 Feel free to attach the suffix "lingus" to any part of the anatomy and ask if people are into it.
#9 Freedom of speech is tolerated oddly. If you ate your next door neighbor, feel free to share, but never discuss karma.
#10 Buy a thesaurus. Everybody's I.Q in here is well above 130. You'll need some help to keep up the hoax, farce and charade. Also, lady's cups are DD and all men wear suspenders beneath their shirts to keep their pants from falling down from the titanic weight of their johnsons.
#11 Lastly, if you're thinking about posting something intellectual, keep thinking until you have forgotten what you were going to say.
#2 When you make a post you regret, blame it on steroids.
#3 If you're not sure if something is good or not, just say it is gay.
#4 Remember that G.W actually planned 9/11 and John Kerry is secrtetly a Frenchman.
#5 Keep in mind that everyone is a narc until they produce pics of their breasts and/or penis.
#6 If you can't join a public or private organization, because you are too fat, keep that information to yourself.
#7 Stating that you've, "come out of the closet" is fine so long as you mention that your girlfriend licked it up.
#8 Feel free to attach the suffix "lingus" to any part of the anatomy and ask if people are into it.
#9 Freedom of speech is tolerated oddly. If you ate your next door neighbor, feel free to share, but never discuss karma.
#10 Buy a thesaurus. Everybody's I.Q in here is well above 130. You'll need some help to keep up the hoax, farce and charade. Also, lady's cups are DD and all men wear suspenders beneath their shirts to keep their pants from falling down from the titanic weight of their johnsons.
#11 Lastly, if you're thinking about posting something intellectual, keep thinking until you have forgotten what you were going to say.