tipping the pizza guy

[Sub-Zero]

i ordered pizza and he came and i wasnt expecting him to come so soon, so for his tip i just reached into my purse and pulled out a bunch of pennies and nickles...

there might have been some gum in there too, im such an asshole

 

[Moderate_THIS]

no blowjob?

 

[Scotsman]

Why do you have a purse?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

I thought you meant tipping like cow tipping...

Like he comes up to someone's door and rings the bell and you come flying up and knock his ass into the bushes....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

boung chica boung bown

 

[Scotsman]

I thought you meant tipping like cow tipping...

Like he comes up to someone's door and rings the bell and you come flying up and knock his ass into the bushes....

Shit I have never thought of that you are a genious.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

Shit I have never thought of that you are a genious

I knew this kid that used to jack pizza guys in college- for the pizza not the cash...

HE was a genius (he had few scruples- but a genius nonetheless)

 

[hamstershaver]

purse?????

 

[Scotsman]

I knew this kid that used to jack pizza guys in college- for the pizza not the cash...

HE was a genius (he had few scruples- but a genius nonetheless)

I would probably still pay for the pizza since I don't like stealing, but shit would that be fun to bull rush the pizza guy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Sub-Zero]

purse as in changpurse... its a long clear tube that i have change in so i can save up for protein bars

 

[Becoming]

purse as in changpurse... its a long clear tube that i have change in so i can save up for protein bars

nice cover- you are someone's mom aren't you?

 

[hamstershaver]

nice cover- you are someone's mom aren't you?

busted

 

[Sub-Zero]

no.

 

[hamstershaver]

yes

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL im laughing at u guys..men do have purses...they are usually older..but dont diss a guy for showing his feminine side

 

[Becoming]

no.

dont deny it... you know if word gets out you are someone mom, all you will see is "are you hot" and "can I see your boobs" and "can I hump you" threads...

 

[BrandonXJ]

mmmm.. pizza. wish that was part of my diet

 

[jerkbox]

I knew this kid that used to jack pizza guys in college- for the pizza not the cash...

HE was a genius (he had few scruples- but a genius nonetheless)

someone in philly shot and killed a guy for a pizza a few weeks ago....

 

[Smurfy]

purse as in changpurse... its a long clear tube that i have change in so i can save up for protein bars

LOL!!! sorry to laugh, but that IS funny. I, too, remember being a broke ass teenager, scraping up quarters and shit for a bottle or two of Boone's farm Strawberry Hill.

 

[Becoming]

someone in philly shot and killed a guy for a pizza a few weeks ago....

now that is just wrong- just take it and run man...

 

[Sub-Zero]

dont deny it... you know if word gets out you are someone mom, all you will see is "are you hot" and "can I see your boobs" and "can I hump you" threads...

i dont have very big boobies and everyone can feel free to hump me.

im also,e xtremely hot.


i tried posting in the women girltalk forums and it told me i wasnt a girl wtf

 

[Becoming]

im also,e xtremely hot.

very convincing...

 

[gymrat]

purse??? dude.

 

[gymrat]

trans?

 

[SC4EVA]

Actually have a great pizza guy story.. Used to live with bunch of people was like 4 girls 4 girls .. One of girls was totally pig... Well the other girls though the pizza guy was hot and wanted to know how it was.. so he came to deliver.. the pig girl was TRASHED.. we offered for him to fuck her face and dump on her face as the tip

and then the time the pizza delievery sucked me off =)

 

[string_bean00]

Actually have a great pizza guy story.. Used to live with bunch of people was like 4 girls 4 girls .. One of girls was totally pig... Well the other girls though the pizza guy was hot and wanted to know how it was.. so he came to deliver.. the pig girl was TRASHED.. we offered for him to fuck her face and dump on her face as the tip

Hahahahah, horrible.