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Time for another: If EF Members wrote books THREAD!

I would write a book and call it...wait ....damn....I did that already....

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You Know You Want Me - GoldenDelicious

Please Please Please Please Please Please - alien amp pharm

Advanced Schlongology - Lestat

Bombs Are Only Cool On The Internet - needto

Being Manlier Than Your Man Is Hard - Frisky

All I Ever Wanted Was A Pink Dress - Frisky

One To Six; My Pullup Journey - SuperQT4U2NV

All I Ever Wanted Was A Pink Dress Too - AAP

Idiots Guide On How To Be An Idiot, Simple Version :confused: - DJ_UFO

Iraq Aint Got Shit On My Local Bar; Surviving The Northern Territorys Nightlife - GoldenDelicious

I Survived Ducks Nuts Nightspot And All I Wrote Was This Lousy Book - GoldenDelicious

5000 Angry Men; A Typical Saturday Night - GoldenDelicious

How To Farm Idiots - George Spellwin

I Suck Cock For Attention - Various Authors From Internet BB Boards

i could go on forever lol
 
i could say some good ones now but I'll restrain myself.
 
HS Lifter said:
The Struggles of Getting Laid in Australia- GoldenDelicious
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i actually wrote a trilogy

Home Alone 1; friday night - GoldenDelicious
Home Alone 2; saturday night - GoldenDelicious
Making Everyone Think You Dont Get Laid Is Great For Getting Girls - GoldenDelicious & alien amp pharm
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i actually wrote a trilogy

Home Alone 1; friday night - GoldenDelicious
Home Alone 2; saturday night - GoldenDelicious
Making Everyone Think You Dont Get Laid Is Great For Getting Girls - GoldenDelicious & alien amp pharm
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;) ;) ;)
 
Eve - Where God went wrong. -- Awittyusername

History of tutes. Past, Present & Where I would like them to be. - KillahBee

Persistence - Galaxy
 
stilleto said:
he thinks i would write like stephen king? is it obvious that i'm that morbid and twisted?? :worried:
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That book is a masterpiece of horror, about 800 pages of non-stop "fucking with your inner fears" marathon
 
A scammers guide to living it up on other people’s dime. Satch

How to lose friends and help scam people. Indy69

A guide to getting freebies on the net. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
nycgirl said:
Eve - Where God went wrong. -- Awittyusername

History of tutes. Past, Present & Where I would like them to be. - KillahBee

Persistence - Galaxy
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lol @ kb's "and where I would like them to be"

I'll give you a hand clap to that. Maybe even a round of applause if you're lucky.
 
Knitting = aap
how to patch your blow up doll = aap
My Poems = The Shadow
GD = How to get your best reflection in a mirror
Awitty = Putting together the puzzle.. women and drama
AAP = How to spy on your neighbors
Foxxie = um........ blank pages
KillaBee = Cutting for dummies
FG = why tanning is bad for you
Gonelifting = Duck Cruelty .. the good the bad and the ugly
Angel = How to shear a sheep for cotton
Fisty = Blond moments happen
Soklu = Best of EF penis pics
 
Spikes or not.. = njswunkbee
How to Hijack any thread = Erzulie
How to sell meaningless green dots or anything on the web = George S
The in's and out's of Stolen Identity = Radar
 
* 9 = how to lock your cel phone at a strip club = Bran
Office Sex = KB
God Bro's The Family Tree = Lestat
How to properly measure your shaft and girth = Lestat
 
Erzulie said:
Spikes or not.. = njswunkbee
How to Hijack any thread = ErzulieHow to sell meaningless green dots or anything on the web = George S
The in's and out's of Stolen Identity = Radar
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bwahahahaha...beat me to it :lmao:


lol @ why is tanning bad :lmao:
 
locking threads for Dummies = Matt
How to properly clean a tanning bed and remove dirty thongs = tiger88
how to handle internet assholes and never lose your cool = Nycgirl
Dancers 101 = Slat
The knew Websteers Dicktonrry = Needto
Alters 101... its only the beginning = BB
 
Internet Flirting, what not to do to win her heart = Hotzie
 
Angel said:
i think if i posted mine i would come of as mean..so i wont do it.
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aww come on

all in good fun! im teasing everyone ;)
 
Guide to selecting the perfect Mobile Home = Soklu
How to maximize your K hits and become a Millionare = Hammy
Dang = Soklu
I'd hit it = Stringbean
 
Erzulie said:
all in good fun! im teasing everyone ;)
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youre right. and you SUCK :rolleyes:


Flogging Dead Horses; your guide to e-humour - Erzulie

Join Elite Fitness. Read Interesting New Threads...And Kill Them - Erzulie

Recycling Very Old Avatars; a practical guide - Erzulie

Run Forrest, Run!; a collection of short stories, by Erzulies past 3 boyfriends
 
woot=how to be str8.
soklu= how to compare penis'.
mammy=how to get off in .03 seconds
frisky=where not to leave a bob
tiger88= tigers guide to fashion
spongebob=how to get your wifes best friend to do a threesome
killahbee=work related sexual incounters
lestat=how to be a good bro
radar= a handimans dream home
 
Angel said:
woot=how to be str8.
soklu= how to compare penis'.
mammy=how to get off in .03 seconds
frisky=where not to leave a bob
tiger88= tigers guide to fashion
spongebob=how to get your wifes best friend to do a threesome
killahbee=work related sexual incounters
lestat=how to be a good bro
radar= a handimans dream home
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oh no, another one :(

i could TOTALLY give it to you, angel, but i dont know you well enough to unleash the fury of me sense of humour on you....

...actually, fuckit, these are too good to waste

Keeping It In The Family; a practical guide to dating - Angel

lol actually the rest of them are awful, ill just shutup now :D

look! a birdie! ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
oh no, another one :(

i could TOTALLY give it to you, angel, but i dont know you well enough to unleash the fury of me sense of humour on you....

...actually, fuckit, these are too good to waste

Keeping It In The Family; a practical guide to dating - Angel

lol actually the rest of them are awful, ill just shutup now :D

look! a birdie! ;)
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and you claim to not know me well enough,LOL
that was right on key
 
Sources. Who? What? Huh? - Any EF Moderator

Writing in the Dark - SoreArms

EF Drama. The Good. The Bad. The Ugly. - Lestat
 
Angel said:
and you claim to not know me well enough,LOL
that was right on key
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sweety that was the "G" rated one. the other ones were horrible, and were more low blows than jokes

still, i got an attack of the giggles when i thought of it so i thought....SOMEONE has to see the humour in it :lmao: and i posted. glad youre not upset :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
sweety that was the "G" rated one. the other ones were horrible, and were more low blows than jokes

still, i got an attack of the giggles when i thought of it so i thought....SOMEONE has to see the humour in it :lmao: and i posted. glad youre not upset :)
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pm me the mean ones.i will let you know if i think it is ok to post...
why would i be upset about th g rated one? it was pretty classic.
 
Angel said:
pm me the mean ones.i will let you know if i think it is ok to post...
why would i be upset about th g rated one? it was pretty classic.
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how about....no :) there are some lines i dont cross, even in jest...unless im having an e-fight lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
how about....no :) there are some lines i dont cross, even in jest...unless im having an e-fight lol
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but i am really interested in knowing now...
 
GoldenDelicious said:
youre right. and you SUCK :rolleyes:


Flogging Dead Horses; your guide to e-humour - Erzulie

Join Elite Fitness. Read Interesting New Threads...And Kill Them - Erzulie

Recycling Very Old Avatars; a practical guide - Erzulie

Run Forrest, Run!; a collection of short stories, by Erzulies past 3 boyfriends
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nice ones you bitch


LOL


How to properly select your man bra = GD
Smilies 101 = GD
If your a loser and you know it = GD


tee hee

Eating kitty its not just a sport.. its a living = hammy
Properly adjusting your strapon for maximum penetration = all ef chicks
plumpers gone wild = Iron Angels
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Make mine a 15 incher and forget the lube... that shit is for RANK amatuers.
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15"... then you would qualify for EF male status... all of them are hung like a horse ;)
 
Angel said:
but i am really interested in knowing now...
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The Wrong Thing To Say And When To Say It - Angel

(heehee i liked that one ;) )

How To Suck...In All The Wrong Ways - Erzulie

Flattery Gets You Everywhere - The-Short-One
 
The Golden Shower.. = needto & angel
 
Erzulie said:
15"... then you would qualify for EF male status... all of them are hung like a horse ;)
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Too bad that most dont realize it iz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll bout the tonnnnnnnngggggggguuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee!

LMFAO@this entire thread.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Make mine a 15 incher and forget the lube... that shit is for RANK amatuers.
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How To Freak People Out On The Internet - BIKINIMOM

Coconut Trees Make Me Horny - BIKINIMOM

My Life As A Heroin Mule - BIKINIMOM

Me, My Vagina, And The Guinniss Book Of Records - BIKINIMOM

:worried: holy shit, woman!
 
My little frog that I shower with = GD
 
I wish that I could make a file with my laugh and post it up here.

Does anyone know how I can do that?

This thread is fucking hilarious...
 
Selling Green for Green - G. Spellwin

This is Your Conscience Speaking - Jiminey Cricket (BrothaBill psudoname)

Green Eggs and Ham Coldblue I am - Coldblue

How to type with your elbows - Needto

A brief compilation of Insightful and Memorable quotes - Wootoom

Enough about Me let's talk about Me - Erzulie
 
JayC9 said:
Selling Green for Green - G. Spellwin

This is Your Conscience Speaking - Jiminey Cricket (BrothaBill psudoname)

Green Eggs and Ham Coldblue I am - Coldblue

How to type with your elbows - Needto

A brief compilation of Insightful and Memorable quotes - Wootoom

Enough about Me let's talk about Me - Erzulie
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lol good ones
 
Erzulie said:
Knitting = aap
how to patch your blow up doll = aap
My Poems = The Shadow
GD = How to get your best reflection in a mirror
Awitty = Putting together the puzzle.. women and drama
AAP = How to spy on your neighbors
Foxxie = um........ blank pages
KillaBee = Cutting for dummies
FG = why tanning is bad for you
Gonelifting = Duck Cruelty .. the good the bad and the ugly
Angel = How to shear a sheep for cotton
Fisty = Blond moments happen
Soklu = Best of EF penis pics
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I still laugh about that duck story.

How to start stupid internet clubs - Lestat
I Hate Silt - Mountain Muscle
Worshiping Donovan's Jockstrap - FreeballinDC
How to Mix Mangoes With Anything - Chefwide
I'm Tougher than You Think - Erzulie
Welding for Powerlifting Applications - Devastation
Kilts a Practical Choice - Scots and Oak
How Not to Win a Fight - GoldenDelicious

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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