Time for another: If EF Members wrote books THREAD!

[Scotsman]

Fat Prostitute, or What Really Happened to My Back - Killahbee
Dog Costumes for Everyday Use - Raina
When Girls Knit, a Comprehensive Guide - aap
Foot Bondage and You an Introduction - AAP
Moob Care and Maintenance - Stilleto
The Sun Doesn't Work - PBR


Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[GoldenDelicious]

How Not to Win a Fight - GoldenDelicious

Cheers,
Scotsman

see, now that just aint right

it should have been:

How To Lose A Fight...With Style - GoldenDelicious

who was your mate at dux? im soooo curious now. how old? whatd he look like?

 

[Scotsman]

see, now that just aint right

it should have been:

How To Lose A Fight...With Style - GoldenDelicious

who was your mate at dux? im soooo curious now. how old? whatd he look like?

He was there about 6 yrs ago, 6' 185 lbs, typical drunk american, he'd be almost 28 now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[alien amp pharm]

i actually wrote a trilogy

Home Alone 1; friday night - GoldenDelicious
Home Alone 2; saturday night - GoldenDelicious
Making Everyone Think You Dont Get Laid Is Great For Getting Girls - GoldenDelicious & alien amp pharm

If they only knew the pity sex we get huh

 

[GoldenDelicious]

He was there about 6 yrs ago, 6' 185 lbs, typical drunk american, he'd be almost 28 now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

six years ago...i didnt think ducks was open that long. anyway, back then, i was in a long term, so i doubt he would ahve seen me in action and trembled with fear of having his girl swiped lol

If they only knew the pity sex we get huh

pity sex? i dont get pity sex. i do it to disarm them. its the "wolf in sheeps clothing" maneuver

 

[RottenWillow]

How Bom's on the Internet Work- Needtogetas