Three winners for Thursday and Friday announced today! And the're NAKED!!!

[George Spellwin]

Dear friends and fellow athletes,

I have to give credit to the following three people. Although their profiles are not as complete as they should be, and the do not yet have elitefitness.com email addresses, they have all shown outstanding dedication to the elitefitness.com site!

And here are their pictures to prove it. Jennifer Chick got the madness started on the Elite Between the Sheets board. Here she is in all her glory.

Not to be outdone, here's what Iceman121 posted:

And then Natglutes posted this great jewel:

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And to check out the thread where Jennifer got all this madness going, go to:
http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23590

 

[WODIN]

George, That's about as revealing a profile as you can ask for. LOL!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

goddamn i screwed up my acct getting my elite addy for you george... what do i have to do to win???

 

[PsychoSkitz]

what do i have to do to win???

Naked pics, duh!!

 

[MommaKin]

umm that's not fair..paradice72 posted pics on the same thread that these pics are from and hers are revealing too! she should win too

 

[BigJay81]

What a crock I have now erased my profile!!!

This is a bodybuilding site!

Sad days!

 

[smallmovesal]

if i win next george i want the ass formula

 

[HappyScrappy]

have you tried macrophage-etc-etc's yohimbe application suggestions - the hcl powder with aloe or alcohol basically. put it on those problem areas.

 

[natglutes]

George Spellwin

THANK YOU SO MUCH..............wow wow wow!!
I guess it worked

 

[danielson]

i screwed up my account too trying to change emails.....thanks to EF chris for sorting it out!!

 

[Captain_insano]

it looks like everyone is winning this stuff. when do i win one for being the biggest asshole on the forum?

Get in line behind The Varnsen and Madbomber Fuckface.

 

[Daeo]

Dear friends and fellow athletes,

I have to give credit to the following three people. Although their profiles are not as complete as they should be, and the do not yet have elitefitness.com email addresses, they have all shown outstanding dedication to the elitefitness.com site!

Umm, I'm not trying to be an ass here. But those three people have only been here for a few months won just because they show their naked asses covered up with a piece of paper that say "elite"? I'm not really desperate for a prize but it sounds like bullshit to me. My notion was that it was what your profile was like, not a stripping contest...

 

[Warik]

Agreed

People pose naked and get free stuff and I can't even get one free sample serving of Vanilla Triple Threat after being here for over a year.

Not that my naturally lean self is interested in any Phentorhfjalkgdslyrlic PPA fat burning stuff (I didn't even fill out my profile), but at least make the "contest" fair for the people who took the time to fill out their profiles.

"Although their profiles are not as complete as they should be"

Isn't that the idea of the contest?

"they have all shown outstanding dedication to the elitefitness.com site!"

woohoo... let me go take off my pants and get free stuff. Can I get two bottles if I write "Elite Fitness!" on my genitalia instead of on a piece of paper covering my genitalia?

-Warik

 

[Daeo]

The thing that really bothered me was that THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE AN ELITEMAIL ACCOUNT! How loyal is that???

 

[Frackal]

George, I will write "www.elitefitness.com The Most Controversial Bodybuilding and Fitness Site On The Net" on my penis (yeah it will fit the whole thing) if you send me some PPA!

 

[MommaKin]

Daeo, they didn't even have elite emails? Well, that's not right then.....how dedicated to elite are they? so, let's all post half nude pics and then we'll win? that's bs..i won't use that crap anyhow, but, i'm sure there are others on here that would and deserve it more

 

[Milhouse]

Congrats to the winners, now my question is all the people winning are already lean.

I can still pinch half an inch, I need it more, just kidding

 

[Milhouse]

CaptainAwesomeCrotchrot,
Do you ever have anything nice to say to anyone? Just because you have the build of a 6 year old girl stop taking it out on everyone else.

Now go play fetch on the freeway.

 

[MommaKin]

Captain_Fott_Up_My_Ass, it was Mr Spellwin who said to have an elite mail in your profile......
Now go jam your other foot up your ass, lord knows there is room

 

[Daeo]

Listen up. I could really care less if I can get a bottle of ppa. Why in the hell would I use that over clen, T3, or DNP to get cut up. So the prize wasn't an issue here. But the whole premise of the contest was that you had to have a fairly complete profile and also a elitemail account. I didn't make up these rules, George did. Sorta like someone winning the lottery that didn't even buy a ticket...

 

[Warik]

all you people bitching cause you didnt get some free stuff need to shut up.

Don't need any free stuff. I just hate seeing rules changed just for fun. Wasn't it a "complete your profile" contest?

Btw, congrats to the winners. After all, the purpose of life is to get what you want.

-Warik

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

And why the hell is Jennifer always wearing panty hose? That ain't naked! Correct me if I am wrong.

Your wrong, I don't own pantyhose..


I don't even know how this romor started,


still I'm not naked, and have never posted a nude photo. In the one at the top of this thread, I'm wearing a tank top and a belt

 

[natglutes]

The thing that really bothered me was that THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE AN ELITEMAIL ACCOUNT! How loyal is that???

Now I do
Thanks George Spellwin!
BTW I wasnt totally naked.........

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

A belt, lol. Ok then! Still it looks like hose or tights or something to me. Your legs are a totally different color than your arms and stomach in that pic and they match the "belt". Not a flame just and observation. Why the hell would you wear a belt with t-shirt anyway?

For fun, why else? O yeah, I'm making a fashion statement---lol

here is another picture that I took right after that one for my friend bigmag----yes, its a belt, if you can't see that now, then I don't know what else to say.

 

[cozmokramer]

damn... jenn always looks so good!

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

Here is the same picture, only bigger-----can't see any pantyhose---because I don't have any on, BUT you can see a belt

 

[cozmokramer]

jenn... don't listen to their crap... you look great and we know there is no pantyhose on you...

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

damn... jenn always looks so good!

Only second to your hottness!!!

 

[cozmokramer]

come on now... i know there is no comparison... you look great... i've just begun training and trying to get
into shape...

 

[Daeo]

I wonder where George is with his input on this. Hmmm...

 

[MrMuscle]

hehe come on..George is like the rest of us..a dirty old man..leave him alone

hehe

 

[MommaKin]

jenn BFL, that pic is so damned blurry, how the hell can you see pantyhose in it if they were there or not?
I'm with KC on this..

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

jenn BFL, that pic is so damned blurry, how the hell can you see pantyhose in it if they were there or not?
I'm with KC on this..

I have a cheap web cam, and if its even a little dark in my room, it can get blurry.


Why the hell does it matter anyway if I am or not? You people act like your trying to prove something.

I have told you I'm not wearing any, I have shown you pictures, think what you want I guess.

 

[cyberflash]

I'm with Mommakin ... PARADICE should win too ... she is damn sexy as hell ...

 

[Phemomena]

Good Lord, I didn't need a CLOSE-UP!
My eyes, my eyes! [/QUOTE

lmao... glad you said it

 

[cozmokramer]

i can't believe you gals are arguing like a bunch of 10 year olds over pantyhose... can anyone say CAT FIGHT!

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

True this is lame

Think what you want

 

[MrMuscle]

ive always thought thinking was overratet

 

[Frackal]

Baby...jeeez....

 

[bignate73]

shit...ill bust out my PP...A if i can get some free supps. damn.

how about if 2 elite members were in the same picture one holding elite on a sign, the other fitness on a sign.

natglutes?
paradice?
velvett?

ill hold the fitness sign.

 

[MrMuscle]

bognate why dont you just hook up with May..again..and this time take a pic when he holds YOU dick...maybe you'll get sumthing then

 

[bignate73]

may wouldnt have me. said i cant do the splits, thats a real plus for him. plus im too bland, he likes a bit of norweigan flavor. know anyone who fits that description? maybe a more flashy chap who owns scrunch socks and otomix?

 

[MrMuscle]

i found this shit on some stuff called gaydate

Name: Bignate
Occupation: Phunking big black d*ck
Seeking: Slighlt feminine cyclist..who knows how to pedal

didnt know you had it that bad bro...

oh, im glad you mentioned it..can i get my otomix back allready?

 

[bignate73]

id mail em back but the address you gave me is to a bathhouse. is that where you live or just workout there?

your fingers sticky? i detected a few typos. heh heh.

 

[MrMuscle]

yeah..i had your "cover" gf over half an hour ago..she sat on the keyboard.

i live in Norway man..there is nothing BT bathhouses here..how do you think we look so good? its the steam and hot water...now stop drooling over my pics and go to bed

 

[bignate73]

lol. alright but just let me rub one more off.

 

[MrMuscle]

hahahaha you sick

 

[George Spellwin]

Everyone,

We have these contests to let you know about our free elitefitness.com email accounts. I think you should be using them, because I think encryption is important. We are not making money giving out free email accounts or free Phenyltropic PPA.

I wanted to send a prize to Nat, Jenn, and Ice, because they looked like they were having a great time on Elite. I thought their post was cool and very funny.

Please let me apologize if we made a poor decision here. We just thought that although these folks did not have the most complete profiles, they certainly support the site. We thought it was very funny that they would even go so far as to get naked for Elite! I'm sorry if you did not find it as funny as we did.

I am sending a free bottle to Mustang, Ultra, and BigJay

Thank you to everyone who takes advantage of a free elitefitness.com email address and has a complete profile. We will have more contests and prizes very soon. Click the "Free Encrypted Email" link at the top of the page to get your free account.

 

[bignate73]

my profile looks nice....AND im even wearing my elitefitness tshirt today!!!!

<sigh>

 

[danielson]

my profile looks nice....AND im even wearing my elitefitness tshirt today!!!!

<sigh>

ooh, ooh i want one! where do u get them from, and how much

btw im serious, people at my gym will think im special

 

[cozmokramer]

I should have won!