This shit's getting ridiculous.

[jnevin]

Seriously.

 

[jack sparrow]

Seriously.

I know, right?

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[mountain muscle]

Seriously.

Maybe I should start flirting with you?

SLC is only a few hours away.

 

[silverstar1025]

Seriously!

 

[bigmann245]

huh?

 

[ceo]

Seriously.

Totally fucking agree!!!!!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

AbSoFreakingLutely. I'm sick of it too.

 

[bigmann245]

<------- opens window and yells "Its my money and I need it now"

 

[bw1]

I'm hungry

 

[billfred]

Totally fucking agree!!!!!!!

+1

 

[SpyWizard]

"where's my money bitch"

*stewie

 

[jnevin]

Call me and we'll discuss things. Then let's make a thread about a phone call.

801-577-6757

 

[Sub-Zero]

Call me and we'll discuss things. Then let's make a thread about a phone call.

801-577-6757

thats not your number

 

[jnevin]

thats not your number

It is.

 

[digimon7068]

It is.

seriously?

 

[jnevin]

seriously?

yup

 

[dabuffguy]

Call me and we'll discuss things. Then let's make a thread about a phone call.

801-577-6757

A local call for me.

 

[digimon7068]

yup

i have a meeting with a client in about 2 minutes. . .maybe i'll give you a call when i get done. . .

 

[jnevin]

A local call for me.

You in Salt Lake knuggah?

 

[dabuffguy]

You in Salt Lake knuggah?

Southeast end of the valley.

 

[jnevin]

Southeast end of the valley.

I live in Cottonwood. Work in Murray.

 

[dabuffguy]

I live in Cottonwood. Work in Murray.

Nice! I live in Draper, work in Sandy.

 

[jnevin]

i have a meeting with a client in about 2 minutes. . .maybe i'll give you a call when i get done. . .

Sure dooder. If I don't answer it's either because I'm on a call or I'm growling out this taco stand fire from my colon.

 

[ceo]

Call me and we'll discuss things. Then let's make a thread about a phone call.

801-577-6757

lololo

That's great! I'm tempted to call, but I bet the line's busy!

I'm supposed to have a fuggin conference call, but these niggas ain't called me yet. Figures.

 

[jnevin]

lololo

That's great! I'm tempted to call, but I bet the line's busy!

I'm supposed to have a fuggin conference call, but these niggas ain't called me yet. Figures.

It's my celly.

 

[wootoom]

what flirting?

 

[jack sparrow]

I'll call you up tomorrow dude. I'll be home all day and we can gossip it up.

 

[Smurfy]

I'll call you up tomorrow dude. I'll be home all day and we can gossip it up.

omgomgomgmgoomgmo start a thread about it!

 

[Smurfy]

i'll call and ask for j nev

 

[wootoom]

fuck tobey maguire

 

[GUARDIAN]

i left my cell at work or i would. i got the nationwide free long distance.

 

[Lestat]

what's going on in here?

 

[Smurfy]

saltines

 

[jnevin]

Who's got a 989 area code?

 

[Smurfy]

Who's got a 989 area code?

lol that's Michigan


(im smart)

 

[gjohnson5]

Penis Envy?

Seriously.

 

[jnevin]

Penis Envy?

I have enough problems of my own. Don't cry to me with your boolshit.

 

[jnevin]

lololo

That's great! I'm tempted to call, but I bet the line's busy!

I'm supposed to have a fuggin conference call, but these niggas ain't called me yet. Figures.

LOL

Conference call with DWS?

 

[wootoom]

tobey lol

 

[mountain muscle]

I live in Cottonwood. Work in Murray.

dude, I live in cottonwood too.

But in parker, colorado

 

[jnevin]

tobey lol

 

[Smurfy]

^not Even Close

 

[jnevin]

303 Area code?

 

[Smurfy]

not me

if i call, can i just leave a message? I dont actually want to have a conversation(nothing to say)

 

[mountain muscle]

303 Area code?

it Jon or John?

 

[jnevin]

not me

if i call, can i just leave a message? I dont actually want to have a conversation(nothing to say)

That's fine. I've been stuck on calls for the last hour.

 

[jnevin]

it Jon or John?

John

 

[mountain muscle]

John

Well I am 303

 

[jnevin]

Well I am 303

You just opened the floodgates of late night drunk texts, muddafagga.

 

[mountain muscle]

You just opened the floodgates of late night drunk texts, muddafagga.

So now I will get your drunk calls along with Scots and jmo eh?

How come now of the wimmins will drunk call me except for one of them? Wait two every once in awhile.

But remember, I have your number now too

 

[jnevin]

So now I will get your drunk calls along with Scots and jmo eh?

How come now of the wimmins will drunk call me except for one of them? Wait two every once in awhile.

But remember, I have your number now too

Thou art dead.

 

[wootoom]

are u JH1?

 

[mountain muscle]

Thou art dead.

I can post my number anyway. I have free texts have fun. and lotsa minutes. late night is free anyway

 

[jnevin]

are u JH1?

Yes. Yes I am.

 

[jnevin]

I can post my number anyway. I have free texts have fun. and lotsa minutes. late night is free anyway

I have unlimited minutes and texts.

 

[mountain muscle]

I have unlimited minutes and texts.

Same here.

You can post my number. I don't care

 

[ceo]

I got free nights and weekends!!!

;lolol

 

[ceo]

LOL

Conference call with DWS?

a new gig homey. Still working out the details, but yeah.

 

[mountain muscle]

I got free nights and weekends!!!

;lolol

Lol.

I don't have to pay for my cell bill.

 

[jnevin]

a new gig homey. Still working out the details, but yeah.

Nice dude. What is it?

 

[jnevin]

I told you vaginas this is my number.

 

[the_alcatraz]

omgomgomgmgoomgmo start a thread about it!

olololololololo

 

[jnevin]

olololololololo

I'll thank you not to post whore in this gem of a thread. Maddafagga.

 

[jack sparrow]

This is an awesome thread, Nev.

 

[jnevin]

This is an awesome thread, Nev.

I know D.... I know.

 

[stilleto]

Call me and we'll discuss things. Then let's make a thread about a phone call.

801-577-6757

i'm calling you now

 

[stilleto]

i left you a retarded message.

 

[ceo]

i left you a retarded message.

"Franks and beans, franks and beans...he was masturbating!!!"

 

[jnevin]

i left you a retarded message.

lool

I was confused. Noone orders anything from me.

 

[stilleto]

jnev just called me back and I still sounded retarded because someone was in my office.

i just stuttered and drooled, it was awesome.

 

[curvymommy]

i just stuttered and drooled, it was awesome.

Love it! You do this too when you talk to cute boys?

 

[jnevin]

jnev just called me back and I still sounded retarded because someone was in my office.

i just stuttered and drooled, it was awesome.

I didn't expect that from you.

 

[stilleto]

I didn't expect that from you.

do i make you horny?

 

[curvymommy]

do i make you horny?

You sounded like Austin Power's in my head just now when I read that.


Your conversation is so fun to butt into

 

[jnevin]

do i make you horny?

In an awkward, fumbling with your bra strap in the back of my ford escort kinda way...

 

[stilleto]

In an awkward, fumbling with your bra strap in the back of my ford escort kinda way...

that's weird, i WAS fumbling with my bra strap!

 

[Smurfy]

u fucks need to call me and leave me a msg

 

[jnevin]

pics

 

[Smurfy]

pics

 

[wootoom]

bwhahahahahah

 

[Smurfy]

for some reason Im giggling profusely right now

im at work so that's even better

 

[jackangel]

not me

if i call, can i just leave a message? I dont actually want to have a conversation(nothing to say)

lol/dweeb.

 

[Smurfy]

lol/dweeb.

i know wtf

i keep all of my awesome thoughts to myself for my own enjoyment

 

[stilleto]

u fucks need to call me and leave me a msg

give me yo digits.

 

[rnch]

Call me and we'll discuss things. Then let's make a thread about a phone call.

801-577-6757

try him also at 867 5309 or Pennsylvania6 5000

 

[stilleto]

i just left a message for smurfy. i think i sounded super sexay.

 

[ceo]

I think I just coughed up my one good lung.

 

[Smurfy]

give me yo digits.

You have a high girly voice

 

[Smurfy]

i just left a message for smurfy. i think i sounded super sexay.

yeah but how did I sound?

 

[stilleto]

You have a high girly voice

i know. it doesn't really suit me.

you sounded totally different from what I thought.
in fact, you don't sound cyber-bi at ALL.

 

[jnevin]

yeah but how did I sound?

thefuck?

 

[Smurfy]

i know. it doesn't really suit me.

you sounded totally different from what I thought.
in fact, you don't sound cyber-bi at ALL.

i talk really fast]


bye

 

[stilleto]

i talk really fast]


bye

and... deeper. or maybe it was an accent I detected too. i can't remember and I forgot to record it.


okay, i don't even know how to record it, but i just you'd sound different.
more like.. uh.. me.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm actually a man.

 

[stilleto]

I'm actually a man.

oh, you're an awfully girly mon then.

you sounded nice. and since I know you're not, it was incongruous.

 

[Smurfy]

oh shnap

 

[velvett]

Seriously?!

 

[stilleto]

oh shnap

dudette, don't you know what the pigeon smiley means?

it means, not only am i playing wif you, but it's because I lurve you.

^
it means exactly that, ebonics and all. duh.

 

[Smurfy]

Seriously?!

wanna call me and lv a msg?

jnev just left me a msg
he sounds scrumptious
except he said i sound like his aunt
wtf

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'll thank you not to post whore in this gem of a thread. Maddafagga.

Post whore this *middle finger*