This morning.....

[jaded]

...my mom, irritated with me because I don't have a job and have been unproductive for the last 2 weeks , comes into my room with an ad saying that a local video store is hiring. Doesn't specify which one. She's harping on me to call the video store, and I'm like, 'Okay, I will later, I'm sleeeeeeeeping.' (According to my parents I dont need to work for the cash, it's the principle of it - I can't be doing nothing all summer and expecting handouts from them for the rest of my life and driving the car they paid for using the gas that they also pay for I do have some plans for the summer but they haven't yet been finalized so I haven't discussed them with my parents yet...) So finally I'm like, 'fuck, okay, I'll call and see which location it is' thinking it's one down the highway that we always rent from. I dial and a guy picks up and goes, 'Adult Video Depot.' Turned out its the local porn shop.

My mom and I had a good laugh about that one
Dad says there's no way I'm working there

 

[seizer]

What's the stores phone number?

...i ahh...i need a job

 

[Gymgurl]

Lolol

 

[SoreArms]

LOl, i actually considered working at one of those places when I was younger.

 

[dirty~d~]

SWEEET! Discounts for EF members????

 

[artrius]

dude that kicks ass i need to do some stuff like that to people...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

hook me up with some DVDs, thx

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Jaded the job oppertunity I mentioned to you still stands.

 

[needtogetaas]

sonds like a cool job

 

[The Red Dragon]

You should tell your parents you want to work there because "It's the principle."

Pretty damn funny though