This made me laugh. That's all.

[habitualhealth]

A hooker walks into an accountants office to get her taxes done. accountant asks her occupation and she tells him she is a call girl. he says that wont work so she tells him she is a chicken farmer. he asks her what whores and chicken farmers have in common and she responds " i raised a thousand little peckers last year". CPA says, chicken farmer it is.


maybe i'm just bored.

 

[redguru]

 

[heatherrae]

A hooker walks into an accountants office to get her taxes done. accountant asks her occupation and she tells him she is a call girl. he says that wont work so she tells him she is a chicken farmer. he asks her what whores and chicken farmers have in common and she responds " i raised a thousand little peckers last year". CPA says, chicken farmer it is.


maybe i'm just bored.

 

[gotmilk]

knob polisher at Home Depot?

sperm bank manager?

 

[habitualhealth]

knob polisher at Home Depot?

sperm bank manager?

i want to break up with you.


that was funny dang it.

 

[Frisky]

habitualhealth walks into an accountants office to get her taxes done. accountant asks her occupation and she tells him she is a call girl. he says that wont work so she tells him she is a chicken farmer. he asks her what whores and chicken farmers have in common and she responds " i raised a thousand little peckers last year". CPA says, chicken farmer it is.


maybe i'm just bored.

Fixed ... thank me later

 

[feisty11975]

that was funny

 

[gotmilk]

i want to break up with you.

no. deal with it.

 

[habitualhealth]

no. deal with it.

good for you, no smart man would ever let me go.

 

[gotmilk]

good for you, no smart man would ever let me go.

maybe my hand is stuck in one of those rolls..

 

[digimon7068]

i'm a cpa

 

[habitualhealth]

maybe my hand is stuck in one of those rolls..

quite possible but either way you're not letting me leave.