This is why having younger cousins rocks

[SoreArms]

I hung out with several cousins over christmas, in the age range of 13-19, guys and girls, which makes them sort of old enough to chat with, hang out and goof off but they're still young enough to be gullible.

So, on christmas night I told one of my cousins (15 years old) that I'd give him $20 if he would drink a shot glass full of tapatio hot sauce. Of course he took the bet, and of course he downed the shot. What I paid $20 for was to hear his story of agony the next day when it came out, LMFAO the look of pain and deceit in his face.

The next night my brother bet three of my cousins (15, 16, 19) $20 each that they couldn't drink a gallon of milk (each) whithin the hour. They of course thought it was easy money so they took the bet. LOL, about 30 mins into it, one by one they started running to the back yard and ralfing it up. We even took pictures.

I also played black jack with them, $1 a hand, and won most of their christmas money from them.

Best christmas ever. Almost beats the year that one of my cousins ate hot cheetos then downed some champagne and threw up chunky red spew on my (girl) cousins lap. We also took pics.

 

[KillahBee]

a) at least you guys aren't dirty mexicans

b) that's funny shit

c) I once did a shot of grain alcohol on mushrooms. I almost died

d) I can't believe you just mentioned 13 year old cousins and told us nothing about their hot little friends

 

[Frisky]

lol

you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[BOWTECH]

I hung out with several cousins over christmas, in the age range of 13-19, guys and girls, which makes them sort of old enough to chat with, hang out and goof off but they're still young enough to be gullible.

So, on christmas night I told one of my cousins (15 years old) that I'd give him $20 if he would drink a shot glass full of tapatio hot sauce. Of course he took the bet, and of course he downed the shot. What I paid $20 for was to hear his story of agony the next day when it came out, LMFAO the look of pain and deceit in his face.

The next night my brother bet three of my cousins (15, 16, 19) $20 each that they couldn't drink a gallon of milk (each) whithin the hour. They of course thought it was easy money so they took the bet. LOL, about 30 mins into it, one by one they started running to the back yard and ralfing it up. We even took pictures.

I also played black jack with them, $1 a hand, and won most of their christmas money from them.

Best christmas ever. Almost beats the year that one of my cousins ate hot cheetos then downed some champagne and threw up chunky red spew on my (girl) cousins lap. We also took pics.

LMAO!....Kids are such dumb asses

 

[feisty11975]

Poor kids...Just think when they are your age and they do that to their lil cousins. It's gonna be a family tradition from now on!!

 

[gotmilk]

The next night my brother bet three of my cousins (15, 16, 19) $20 each that they couldn't drink a gallon of milk (each) whithin the hour.

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[SoreArms]

d) I can't believe you just mentioned 13 year old cousins and told us nothing about their hot little friends

dude, my 23 year old cousin and her 19 year old sister (she did the milk thing and got the hot cheetos throw up on her lap) are hot. I wish they'd bring their slutty friends over.

 

[SoreArms]

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LOL, I'd love to take your money, but it's impossible to drink that much milk in that time span.

 

[Megalomaniac]

When you all get older you will always have the upper hand because of all the tricks you played on them. They will probably spend at least 10 years trying to get you back before they give up. I'm the youngest cousin in the family btw.

 

[gotmilk]

LOL, I'd love to take your money, but it's impossible to drink that much milk in that time span.

Skim milk..no problem.

I'd have to take a raging shit afterwards

 

[SoreArms]

When you all get older you will always have the upper hand because of all the tricks you played on them. They will probably spend at least 10 years trying to get you back before they give up. I'm the youngest cousin in the family btw.

I'm the oldest of the tribe.

We were at my uncles hosue over thanksgiving and the same cousins were there and started drinking. I told them that I would shave the eyebrows off the first person to pass out, LMAO, they all locked themselves in their rooms by 11:00 PM.

 

[chefbone]

Silly Mexicans!!!

 

[Megalomaniac]

I'm the oldest of the tribe.

We were at my uncles hosue over thanksgiving and the same cousins were there and started drinking. I told them that I would shave the eyebrows off the first person to pass out, LMAO, they all locked themselves in their rooms by 11:00 PM.

You are so luck to be the oldest! We still tell stories(I'm 31) about all those times, how the big cousins made it miserable for the little ones. I remember the early ones when all the big kids got to drink and make fools out of themselves, great times.

 

[Mr. dB]

You had three gallons of milk on hand?

 

[SoreArms]

You had three gallons of milk on hand?

no we went to buy them, more than half of it got dumped.