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this is what my husband was staring at while

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I was driving 1300 miles


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chefbone said:
Smoking is gross. Try Skoal!!!!! :Chef: :tuc:
p.s. Any titty pics from vacation?
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we were not there that long and there was no sun to get to the tittie pics: remember - Katrina was going through Florida
 
foreigngirl said:
we were not there that long and there was no sun to get to the tittie pics: remember - Katrina was going through Florida
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the next time anyone comes through florida had better stop to see me. i live right off I95 so there is no reason i cant get a quick hello from you passer byers. and dont tell me you didnt pass me, i live in jacksonville its where florida begins.
 
bigmann245 said:
the next time anyone comes through florida had better stop to see me. i live right off I95 so there is no reason i cant get a quick hello from you passer byers. and dont tell me you didnt pass me, i live in jacksonville its where florida begins.
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I was on I-75, is there an exit for I-95? I know I pass by Jacksonville: I passed by it at 9am Friday
 
Are those bedroom shoes?

You drove home 1300 from the golf course without changing clothes?

You need a whupping.
 
tiger88 said:
i can imagine it stinks like fucking hell in there

1. cigerettes
2. eastern european B.O smell
3. old beat up chevy
4. her bad breath
5. his nasty swamp ass
6. her nappy hair
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lol.. and the smell of "kid". probably apple juice or something.
 
bigmann245 said:
the next time anyone comes through florida had better stop to see me. i live right off I95 so there is no reason i cant get a quick hello from you passer byers. and dont tell me you didnt pass me, i live in jacksonville its where florida begins.
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Ill put my ass in the car window when i drive by
 
tiger88 said:
i can imagine it stinks like fucking hell in there

1. cigerettes
2. eastern european B.O smell
3. old beat up chevy
4. her bad breath
5. his nasty swamp ass
6. her nappy hair
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Sounds like one of those body spray commercials!
 
SoreArms said:
aren't rest areas gay pick up places, full of bear orgies and glory holes?
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Damn straight..thats why i always make my GF walk with me and wait outside the door if i have to go peepee
 
foreigngirl said:
I was on I-75, is there an exit for I-95? I know I pass by Jacksonville: I passed by it at 9am Friday
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well your lucky. I75 is on the other side of florida. but if you passed my jacksonville on I95 then youll pass right by my house.
 
CENTURION44 said:
Damn straight..thats why i always make my GF walk with me and wait outside the door if i have to go peepee
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Cause her hairy chest scares off the would be bears and Burnando?
 
greg and his lady are in upstate NY and greg has to go take a steaming shit

greg pulls ovr @ qa rest stop and walks in the bathoom (mens room) he drops his pants and starts to squeeze of a turd. while shitting he realized a hole in the side of the stall.... all this sudden hard cock pokes it head though the hole

greg is stunned and doesnt know what to do


he stays very quiet shhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssss silence

and removes his boot

beats the dick with his boot really fucking hard

the dick dissapears and greg finishes his dump
 
bigmann245 said:
well your lucky. I75 is on the other side of florida. but if you passed my jacksonville on I95 then youll pass right by my house.
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so, thats on the east side of Florida, huh? I'll know for next time
 
bigmann245 said:
yea we have our own ocean and everything. lol... hope you had fun. next time take I95... :)
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if I do, I'll make sure I post it here to let you know and you better have some fresh coffee at your house ;)
 
slat1 said:
Okay, I'm still laughing at this. I might go over to my parents and show them me at my greatest point in life. This is easily my greatest post ever.
Seriously, look at the penis I drew!
Okay, back to the Asylum! :evil:
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bor...
 
slat1 said:
Okay, I'm still laughing at this. I might go over to my parents and show them me at my greatest point in life. This is easily my greatest post ever.
Seriously, look at the penis I drew!
Okay, back to the Asylum! :evil:
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Looks like the fuggin gear shift, :lmao: .

F.G., don't listen to all these 'tards. You've got nice legs.
BUT the car? A Chevy? As a sophisticated European you should be driving a Citroen, Alpha Romeo, or Auto Bianci. Bad girl! Go to my room.
 
hidngod said:
Looks like the fuggin gear shift, :lmao: .

F.G., don't listen to all these 'tards. You've got nice legs.
BUT the car? A Chevy? As a sophisticated European you should be driving a Citroen, Alpha Romeo, or Auto Bianci. Bad girl! Go to my room.
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As an Italian I just have to correct you...
it's Alfa Romeo, Auto Bianchi...
:cool:
 
hidngod said:
Looks like the fuggin gear shift, :lmao: .

F.G., don't listen to all these 'tards. You've got nice legs.
BUT the car? A Chevy? As a sophisticated European you should be driving a Citroen, Alpha Romeo, or Auto Bianci. Bad girl! Go to my room.
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I had a Jetta till April, had to return the lease. My next car has to be another german one. I dont like american cars at all. And yeah, I miss all the Citroens, Alfa Romeos, Fiats, all the other VW model like Polo....
 
Chevys suck. :)
 
foreigngirl said:
I had a Jetta till April, had to return the lease. My next car has to be another german one. I dont like american cars at all. And yeah, I miss all the Citroens, Alfa Romeos, Fiats, all the other VW model like Polo....
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Did you ever drive a DAF? I think it was an East German or Czech car. 2 cylinder boxer engine. Horizontally opposed cylinders. The thing vibrated like Rosanne Barr's marital aid. A friend of mine had one. Another friend had an Austen Mini. I had the Auto BIANCHI. The three of us used to race around the ring road at our air base.
 
hidngod said:
Did you ever drive a DAF? I think it was an East German or Czech car. 2 cylinder boxer engine. Horizontally opposed cylinders. The thing vibrated like Rosanne Barr's marital aid. A friend of mine had one. Another friend had an Austen Mini. I had the Auto BIANCHI. The three of us used to race around the ring road at our air base.
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I've never heard of it. Is it the name of the actual company that makes it? Maybe its a model from something else. The only eastern european car that we drive is shkoda and lada
 
foreigngirl said:
ok, then I'll talk about mine
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LOL. Now we're talking.

shaved? landing strip? hitler mustache?

sloppy roast beef or neat ham sandwich?

small/med/large man in the boat?

alkaline or acidic to the taste?

go
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JayC9 said:
lol...your average 5 year old can draw a better cock and balls picture than that
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I don't have photo shop anymore. So I was VERY limited with what I could do. When I saw how pathetic it came out I couldn't help but post it.
You have to love her hand position on the cawk though!
 
slat1 said:
I don't have photo shop anymore. So I was VERY limited with what I could do. When I saw how pathetic it came out I couldn't help but post it.
You have to love her hand position on the cawk though!
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dude i didnt even realize the hand. lol
 
Mavafanculo said:
LOL. Now we're talking.

shaved? landing strip? hitler mustache?

sloppy roast beef or neat ham sandwich?

small/med/large man in the boat?

alkaline or acidic to the taste?

go
-
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wow so many choices
 
It was supposed to look like she was strokin it on the ride... photo shop would have helped a lot. I could have made the hand move and all! LOL
 
slat1 said:
It was supposed to look like she was strokin it on the ride... photo shop would have helped a lot. I could have made the hand move and all! LOL
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arent you a wizzard...lol


Dunk - bite me and my macadamian bush ;)
 
CENTURION44 said:
Damn straight..thats why i always make my GF walk with me and wait outside the door if i have to go peepee
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I've heard about this. I would be worried too. You did know that all gay men instinctual find every other man attractive and are uncontrollably driven to want to rape them, right?
 
10 and 2!!!!!!! 10 and 2!!!!!!!! learn to drive.. shit all women drivers are the same, think you are so cool driving w/ ure fingertips until you swerve into my lane and have a head on collision with me!
 
nutsnack said:
10 and 2!!!!!!! 10 and 2!!!!!!!! learn to drive.. shit all women drivers are the same, think you are so cool driving w/ ure fingertips until you swerve into my lane and have a head on collision with me!
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lol...I ususally drive with no hands at all - you know like all you men: olny my knee holding the steering wheel. But this time I had to hlod it a bit cause of the curves at Smokey Mountains ;)
 
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