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>Zen truths
> >
> > 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
> > for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
> > leave me the hell alone.
> > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
> > leaky tire.
> > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
> > 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> > promoted.
> > 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
> > 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> > 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
> > car payments.
> > 8. Before you criticize someone, you shou l d walk a mile in their shoes.
> > That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
> > shoes.
> > 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> > 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
> > and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> > 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> > probably worth it.
> > 12. If you tell the truth, you don 't have to remember anything.
> > 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
> > 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> > 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
> > it back in your pocket.
> > 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
> > 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
> > and it holds the u n iv erse together.
> > 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
> > 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> > moving.
> > 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
> > 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> > 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
> > on the same night.
> >
> > 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
> > for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
> > leave me the hell alone.
> > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
> > leaky tire.
> > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
> > 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> > promoted.
> > 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
> > 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> > 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
> > car payments.
> > 8. Before you criticize someone, you shou l d walk a mile in their shoes.
> > That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
> > shoes.
> > 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> > 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
> > and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> > 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> > probably worth it.
> > 12. If you tell the truth, you don 't have to remember anything.
> > 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
> > 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> > 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
> > it back in your pocket.
> > 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
> > 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
> > and it holds the u n iv erse together.
> > 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
> > 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> > moving.
> > 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
> > 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> > 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
> > on the same night.
