This is strange but true

[SoKlueles]

yesterday i was at work and this girl said something about me sucking some guys pecker and all of a sudden I got strangely aroused...I wanted to suck a penis. It was odd, it wasnt just any penis, it was my ex bfs....I just started thinking on how i used to suck him and how long i sucked him. I at least would suck him 30 mins at a time.....and dammit i miss that

 

[bluepeter]

What I wouldn't give for my lady to suck mine for 30 minutes

 

[SoKlueles]

We even made a video once with me sucking him and the tape was 30 mins long, so yes i suck for arould 30 mins

 

[The Wenis]

that's amazing. my wife starts complaining around 10. "what are you waiting for?" "hurry up." gets me laughing sometimes and she has to spend another 10.

 

[bluepeter]

that's amazing. my wife starts complaining around 10. "what are you waiting for?" "hurry up." gets me laughing sometimes and she has to spend another 10.

Fuck, mine starts bitching at around the 2 minute mark

 

[The Wenis]

Fuck, mine starts bitching at around the 2 minute mark

you have to train them. i make mine go first and she knows if she doesn't get the job done the pink taco doesn't get munched.

 

[SoKlueles]

that just isnt right lol if i were her, i would go on a strike.....no sucking till u get down there first

 

[The Wenis]

she won't go on strike. i know what she likes and she knows she ain't getting it anywhere else

 

[SoKlueles]

lol your silly....and good girl for her.....

 

[bluepeter]

It must be my freakishly large cock

 

[The Wenis]

It must be my freakishly large cock

freakishly large and blue, huh? we had a mule like that on the farm i grew up on. crazy bastard used to go around humping all the cows.

 

[bluepeter]

freakishly large and blue, huh? we had a mule like that on the farm i grew up on. crazy bastard used to go around humping all the cows.

hhmm, sounds familiar...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

damn, i need to sift through some more women

 

[hamstershaver]

someone on this thread likes isnt telling the truth

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you wouldnt have any skin after 30 mins. have you not a strong throat?

 

[Deterass]

that's amazing. my wife starts complaining around 10. "what are you waiting for?" "hurry up." gets me laughing sometimes and she has to spend another 10.

Damn ,thats bullshit.If my wife ever complained while she was giving me head i would just get up and finish the job myself and the kitty licking would come to a hault.

 

[SoKlueles]

someone on this thread likes isnt telling the truth

who isnt telling the truth?

 

[hamstershaver]

who isnt telling the truth?

someone in this thread

 

[bluepeter]

someone in this thread

Thanks for the clarification rodent turd

 

[The Wenis]

Damn ,thats bullshit.If my wife ever complained while she was giving me head i would just get up and finish the job myself and the kitty licking would come to a hault.

with your hand i hope, unless you're one of those ron jeremy in his early years guys with a super flexible spine

 

[SoKlueles]

well Im telling the truth, i got the video to prove it so bite my ass hamster

 

[bluepeter]

well Im telling the truth, i got the video to prove it so bite my ass hamster

How about I kick his and bite yours sweetness?

P.S. - I'll take a copy of that video

 

[hamstershaver]

well Im telling the truth, i got the video to prove it so bite my ass hamster

you still watch it?

 

[SoKlueles]

i don thave the adaptor anymore but its in my table next to my bed for future use when I do get a chance

 

[hamstershaver]

pawned it to buy your dildo?

 

[SoKlueles]

shhhhhh about the dildo, i still havent used that damn thing...shit the bed

 

[hamstershaver]

shhhhhh about the dildo, i still havent used that damn thing...shit the bed

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh right

 

[SoKlueles]

trust me buddy. Havent been in the mood to use it but the whole thing i thought of yesterday at work kinda got me going hmmmm or is that bzzz?

 

[hamstershaver]

trust me buddy. Havent been in the mood to use it but the whole thing i thought of yesterday at work kinda got me going hmmmm or is that bzzz?

you talk about cock on here 24/7 and you havent been in the mood??????? yeahhhhhhhhh right

 

[SoKlueles]

not always cock...sometimes i talk about mac and cheese

 

[Deterass]

with your hand i hope, unless you're one of those ron jeremy in his early years guys with a super flexible spine

I wish!

(The flexible spine part)

 

[juve]

klueles you have a job?
did you molest the employer? what'd you promise him?

 

[SoKlueles]

Omg i dont molest anyone....theres this old guy that works there that keeps putting his hands on me and shit...i hate it.....and a friend of mine says i flirt with a boss but i think we just kid around.....i dont know....but no i dont molest anyone geez

 

[juve]

^^show the boss your avatar

 

[SoKlueles]

lol heck no imay get attacked jk..hes married

 

[hamstershaver]

you flirt with your married boss?????? sad

 

[SoKlueles]

no idont flirt with him
dangggg we joke around...theres a difference. I dont stick my boobs in his face or anything. Actually, he cuts me down alot lol but in fun......NOOOO we dont flirt

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay okay....I sent her the damn dildo.......

 

[SoKlueles]

and yes it was UNUSED when i received it so dont even ask

 

[hamstershaver]

and yes it was UNUSED when i received it so dont even ask

how do you know?? did you sniff it??

 

[SoKlueles]

somehow i knew that was coming too

 

[Robert Jan]

We could like put a little moustache on my penis and glasses and you couldnt recognise it and you could pretend its your ex bfs....

 

[Gymgurl]

I'd say he gets K for that one Soklueles .......LOLOL

 

[juve]

^^ wait for klueles to return and say: "huh?"

 

[SoKlueles]

but am i supposed to call him Groucho Marx???? lol

 

[Gymgurl]

I always wonder if she is really blonde Juve

 

[juve]

hmm, interestingly enough, I have never even pondered about klueles' hair color - mainly because I was concerned with the avatar. But if you're saying this due to a stereotype pertaining to the way she acts, then <insert comment here>
By the way, what about your hair - the ass in the avatar precluded any further thought about the rest of your body, my apologies

One more thing: this is a prime example of how superficial men are

 

[The Wenis]

ur wise beyond your years juve.

 

[SoKlueles]

no im brunette thru and thru....well mostly

 

[hamstershaver]

your butt hair is black

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont have butt hair...i wax

 

[wildcatwrestler215]

I like to tease my hubbies cock, never timed it really did go at it for 20 minutes once, but not just sucking it that would make your throat really sore, what would you say too the preacher on sunday about that LOL> he loves it when I tease him and drag it out, I never mind how long it takes cause I know he enjoys it, but if he ever got up and left or finished him self off cause I did not want to finish which would only be if I was hurting his butt would be out the door.

 

[Robert Jan]

ive had longer than 30 mins of quality head.
you seem very obsessed about your ex.

 

[DIVISION]

nah.....

that just isnt right lol if i were her, i would go on a strike.....no sucking till u get down there first

Most guys don't eat pussy......so you go on strike and see how far that shit get you @ SoKlueles...

Eating pussy and having your own technique is a skill that will always have a woman at your mercy and if you haven't found that out yet, you ain't got it......

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

post up the video.....

 

[DIVISION]

bro...

post up the video.....

You need to get a girl......

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Re: bro...

You need to get a girl......

Thanks for the news flash...

 

[DIVISION]

heh...

Thanks for the news flash...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

uhhhhhh....

 

[Gymgurl]

All men I ever met ate pussy.......

 

[DIVISION]

hmm

All men I ever met ate pussy.......

You mean: All men I ever fucked ate pussy.......

 

[Gymgurl]

Well yes and some women

 

[DIVISION]

Well yes and some women

Now that's what I'm talkin' bout....

The women you've had sex with, how good did they eat you? make you orgasm? Did you go down on them in return?

 

[SoKlueles]

gawd u had to bring this thread back???

 

[YME]

Damn...30 mins!

I forget what it feels like in between occasions sometimes let alone 30 mins.

 

[Gymgurl]

Let me tell you about Sokluleles....that girl can eat some pussy!

 

[Johnnyrocket]

Mine does the same thing. Her neck gets to hurting or her mouth gets sore. Sometimes she grabs me and starts sucking really hard which is annoying at the wrong time. I like to be tongue teased.. slowly ..

 

[Pamela]

yesterday i was at work and this girl said something about me sucking some guys pecker and all of a sudden I got strangely aroused...I wanted to suck a penis. It was odd, it wasnt just any penis, it was my ex bfs....I just started thinking on how i used to suck him and how long i sucked him. I at least would suck him 30 mins at a time.....and dammit i miss that

So Klu sometimes when we haven't had something in awhile;
we start thinking about it again. And the cravings come back.

Kind of like Chocolate.

 

[SoKlueles]

So Klu sometimes when we haven't had something in awhile;
we start thinking about it again. And the cravings come back.

Kind of like Chocolate.

lol not in this situation pammy

 

[DIVISION]

Let me tell you about Sokluleles....that girl can eat some pussy!

there's nothing like watching lesbians fuck....

 

[Paulo]

$#@)_#($+)@#@ Who keeps bumpin this damn thread??

 

[Lestat]

$#@)_#($+)@#@ Who keeps bumpin this damn thread??

you gonna hit that bro?