this is creepy, but true

[foreigngirl]

My grandma passed away. Her and my mom didnt get along at all. Thast my dads mom. So, we have like a day for the dead people twice a year, when we go and light a candle for them to have light in their path. My mom lit for everyone, exept her and thoght to herself: I HOPE SHE NEVER HAS LIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. That night when she went to sleep, she woke up in the middle of the night seeing our dog (dalmation, she is a sweety) bend all over her with her teeth bared. My mom closed her eyes and when she opened them again, the dog was sound asleep on the loveseat, nowhere near her

 

[gotmilk]

Drugs are bad.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yikes

 

[foreigngirl]

Drugs are bad.

baaahhhhh, my mom???????

drugs? baaaahhhh


lol

 

[gotmilk]

I once slept-walked.....and pee'd in the trash can thinking I was peeing in the toilet.

But I was wasted in college

 

[foreigngirl]

I once slept-walked.....and pee'd in the trash can thinking I was peeing in the toilet.

But I was wasted in college

lol
my husband is gonna kill me for this, but its too funny:
6 years ago he woke up to go pee, but instead, he close the bedroom door a little and started peeing at the corner of the door and the wall! I saw him and yelled at him, so he snaped out of it and went to the bathroom

 

[CENTURION44]

DOOD that happened to me when I ate a whole 8th of shrooms.....i thought everyone was trying to bite me...but actually just hanging out slleeping on the couch

 

[foreigngirl]

DOOD that happened to me when I ate a whole 8th of shrooms.....i thought everyone was trying to bite me...but actually just hanging out slleeping on the couch

lol, thats hillarious.
I forgot what a friend of mine took while in the military, but he said it made him see spider webs around his fingers

 

[Delinquent]

I once slept-walked.....and pee'd in the trash can thinking I was peeing in the toilet.

But I was wasted in college

When I was younger, I awoke to my mom opening my bedroom door, squatting on my closehamper and pissing in all my clothes. I yelled: "mom! what are you doing? "going pee", "you're peeing in my dirty clothes!". She then mumbled something, walked out and closed the door. Never remembered a thing

 

[hardrock]

I once slept-walked.....and pee'd in the trash can thinking I was peeing in the toilet.

But I was wasted in college

Dude, don't get me started on peeing in/on things.

GF's dog dish

moms floor

closet

standing over the couch

bedroom wall at a friends house

alcohol and sleep walking don't go well together... Or do they?

 

[deltreefitness]

boo

 

[dahamn]

Needto needs to get in on this.

 

[exotic_island_girl]

what happened to mashala? lol


and Yikes that's creepy.

 

[foreigngirl]

what happened to mashala? lol


and Yikes that's creepy.

fuck that. Everyone knows me as this, so let it stay.
btw, I cant loose my regular K givers

 

[Delinquent]

fuck that. Everyone knows me as this, so let it stay.
btw, I cant loose my regular K givers

what's this slatka shit?

 

[foreigngirl]

what's this slatka shit?

I was foreigngirl, changed yesterday into slatka and today I made apoll about it and changed it back to the old one, cause everyone knows me as foreigngirl