This is badass!

[miplank]

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Not exactly cheap but cool stuff.

 

[miplank]

 

[TableFun]

Didn't watch.

 

[miplank]

you watched

 

[TableFun]

I'm listening to a podcast on the ipad, don't wanna interrupt my audio

 

[miplank]

fuck yo podcast!

 

[digimon7068]

can you clear coat my car with that shit?? windshield and all?? hahahaha

 

[miplank]

lololol

 

[ceo]

I'm going to paint my house with it. Roof too. Sidewalks and patios as well. Cleanest house in the neighborhood.

 

[ceo]

If I coated all my clothes, inside and out...would I ever need to launder them again???

 

[miplank]

just bathe in it and you'll never have to shower again.


Think how much money you'll save on water!

 

[cindylou]

never have to clean the shower again

 

[-SD-]

Coat your cock in it and never need condom ever

 

[miplank]

lolololol

 

[cindylou]

Lol

 

[ceo]

the possibilities are endless. Seriously, coat your shower with it? House, car, cock...

 

[Strongbow]

Coat your cock in it and never need condom ever

This is true you could fuck any skanky bitch and the funk and aids would just slide right off your dick like it wasn't ever there.

 

[dabuffguy]

Integrated into a clear coat on a car would be sweet!

 

[Strongbow]

Integrated into a clear coat on a car would be sweet!

Don't even think about coating your ass hole with this

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[dabuffguy]

Don't even think about coating your ass hole with this

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Already did

 

[PICK3]

I'm coating my fleshlight with it

 

[dabuffguy]

Why does pick3 always show up after someone mentions a butthole?

 

[Strongbow]

Why does pick3 always show up after someone mentions a butthole?

He has a sixth sense

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[digimon7068]

Integrated into a clear coat on a car would be sweet!

repoast...see #8 above, muslim...

 

[dabuffguy]

repoast...see #8 above, muslim...

I saw, and didn't care.

 

[TableFun]

You can buy stuff just like this at Home Depot. It's called never wet. It's not transparent though and leaves a grey frosted appearance.

 

[digimon7068]

I saw, and didn't care.

typical muslim...

 

[miplank]

You can buy stuff just like this at Home Depot. It's called never wet. It's not transparent though and leaves a grey frosted appearance.

Sounds like smurfys vag. Never wet and a lil grey

 

[TableFun]

Lol. I have to give you credit for that. It's incorrect, but it's funny.

 

[TableFun]

Btw, Mondays are fuck days.

 

[miplank]

Btw, Mondays are fuck days.

What's that mean? You schedule your sex? So like you go out bowling while this is happening or something?

 

[TableFun]

What?

 

[miplank]

Wut

 

[TableFun]

Watt?

 

[miplank]

Wat

 

[cindylou]

Sounds like smurfys vag. Never wet and a lil grey

lmfao

so rude

you can't say stuff like that omg

 

[cindylou]

wait why are you quick to imagine smurfy's vagina

 

[miplank]

lmfao

so rude

you can't say stuff like that omg

Lolol

wtf did we just meet?

I always make off the cuff remarks

 

[miplank]

wait why are you quick to imagine smurfy's vagina

Nevermind that...now lemme ur

 

[Strongbow]

Nevermind that...now lemme ur

Nice recovery

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[cindylou]

Lol it was

 

[miplank]

Well...

 

[miplank]

You loved it

 

[cindylou]

 

[miplank]

Ready for seconds?

 

[miplank]